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There’s A Ghost Haunting Ke$ha’s Vagina

There's A Ghost Haunting Ke$ha's Vagina
Ke$ha's Got A Haunted Hoo-Ha

Ke$ha is a crazy special flower isn’t she? The pop singer and reality TV star stopped by “Late Night With Jimmy Kimmel” last night to promote the new season of her MTV show and was very candid about her close encounters with the third kind. Now, we were already privy to the knowledge that Ke$ha has gotten down and dirty with a ghost before — the experience even inspired her song “Supernatural” — but now it seems things have taken a more … invasive turn. See, a ghost is now haunting her vagina, like, according to her hypnotherapist, she has dead people inside her, primarily in the region of her ladyparts it seems. That’s one way to explain a dry spell. “Yeah, it’s been awhile since I got laid, but the ghoul in my twat is kind of a turnoff, go figure.”

Ke$ha Would Like To Show You Her Naked Butt

  • Ke$ha showed off her ass on Instagram. And there it is. [The Blemish]
  • You may be great at giving oral sex, but it’s just as important to learn how to receive. [Betty Confidential]
  • “I want to explore my options” and “It’s not you, it’s me” are amongst the dumbest possible breakup lines a person can use. [TruTv]
  • This new novel contains strap-on scenes, so obviously, you’re gonna want to go ahead and read it. [Em &Lo] Keep reading »

Kesha Has A Rainbow On Her Head

Vanessa's New Hair!
Vanessa Hudgens rocks leaf-toned hair for fall
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Sandra's Shaggy Mullett
Sandra Bullock Rocks A Shaggy Mullet On The Cover Of Vogue
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Hayden's Bangs
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Beyonce's Bob
Beyonce Ditches Her Pixie Cut For A Blonde Bob
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Always one to blend into a crowd, Ke$ha now has Skittles-inspired rainbow hair that puts our teenaged Manic Panic dye jobs to shame. My 15-year-old self is supremely jealous. I wish this came with a Pinterest tutorial. [Instagram]

Ke$ha Finds A Very Creative Way To Stick It To The Westboro Baptist Church

Ke$ha's Tail
Ke$ha Was Born With A Tail
She was born with a tail and she misses it. Read More »
Westboro House
Planting Peace rainbow house
A guy bought the house across the street from Westboro Church and painted it gay! Read More »
Ke$ha's Souped-Up Vag
Ke$ha says she has a "souped-up vagina." Read More »
Take that, WBC!
Ke$ha Finds The Most Creative Way Possible To Stick It To The Westboro Baptist Church
Ke$ha's Dancers Hijack The Westboro Baptist Church

The Westboro Baptist Church have taken it upon themselves to appropriate Ke$ha’s song “We R Who We R” to spread their message of God’s “love and acceptance.” When they started singing their version of the song, “God Hates Who U R” (love and acceptance!), outside of a Ke$ha concert in Nebraska, the pop star decided to fight back in the most creative way possible. She sent her backup dancers to the protest to perform a choreographed number to the WBC’s proselytizing anthem. Watch the the dance above and enjoy the confusion of the WBC protestors who don’t quite know how to react. Sometimes Ke$ha says some weird crap, but I respect this move. Point goes to Ke$ha. [Jezebel]

Ke$ha Makes A Jewelry Line And Obviously There Are Penises

Ke$ha Was Born With A Tail
Ke$ha Was Born With A Tail
Naturally, she's sad that it was chopped off Read More »
Glitter in Her Vagina
Ke$ha talks about this and other common problems with Jimmy Kimmel. Read More »
Watch Kesha Drink Pee
Kesha drinks pee
She makes exactly the face you would expect someone to make after. Read More »

Kesha Rose by Charles Albert is the name of Ke$ha’s new jewelry line and it is everything you would expect it to be. The most striking pieces, however, come from her “Grow A Pear” Collection, which features small gold penises for your neck, fingers, and ears. The interesting part is that her penis-shaped jewelry is already selling out! Ke$ha is not the first one to make genital-inspired jewelry, though she may be the most successful. Indie rocker, Grimes, also came out with a line of rings with vaginas on them, which she referred to as “pussy rings.” I guess there’s a hierarchy when it comes to classiness of genital-inspired jewelry. [Refinery 29NYMag.com]

Ke$ha Was Born With A Tail, Is Sad That It Was Chopped Off

Ke$ha's Memoir
It's the new "Feminine Mystique," she says. Read More »
Ke$ha's Souped-Up Vag
Ke$ha says she has a "souped-up vagina." Read More »
Ke$ha Was Born With A Tail

“I had a tail when I was born. It was a tiny tail, about a quarter of an inch, then they chopped it off and stole my tail. That was when I was little. I’m really sad about that story.”

Ke$ha, drinker of her own pee, haver of ghost sex, owner of a souped up vagina, wearer of a bra made out of her fans’ teeth, reveals in Heat magazine that she was born with a tail. Naturally. True story: this quote makes me feel tender toward her. I like that she’s sad about having her tail chopped off. I probably would be too. [The Gloss]

 

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