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4 Rags-To-Riches Success Stories That Are Full Of Crap

Ke$ha Announces She Is Seeking Treatment For An Eating Disorder

Some lies are obvious. If a homeless person approaches you and says that he can predict your future in exchange for a dollar, you’ll probably realize that he’s not telling the truth (personally, this only took me $4). If your parents raised you to believe that punching a pack of wolves to death is the only noble way into adulthood, you’re going to learn soon after your first wolf bite that your parents are crazy people. Other lies, however, are so insanely prevalent that they’ve become difficult to recognize. Here are four examples on Cracked…

No Human Teeth For Ke$ha In Rehab

  • Ke$ha’s rehab won’t let her accept human teeth in the mail from her fans. You monsters! What else is she supposed to do while being treated for an eating disorder if she can’t make art with human teeth? [TMZ]
  • I am gobsmacked that Zosia Mamet from “Girls” has bought an apartment in Bushwick, Brooklyn, for $1 million. Bushwick?! Really?! [Daily Mail UK]
  • Jen Selter, the young lady with “the best butt on Instagram,” has signed a sports management deal with the same people who manage Reggie Bush, in the hopes that she’ll become “the next Jillian Michaels.” [Page Six]
  • Selena Gomez says she and Katy Perry have had a heart-to-heart about “guys who are intimidated by strong girls.” [Seventeen] Keep reading »

Ke$ha’s Mom Disputes Rumors That The Singer Has A Drinking Problem

  • Ke$ha’s mom is insisting to our friends at Celebuzz that, despite the rumors, her daughter does not have a drinking problem. Reports have recently indicated the “Your Love Is My Drug” singer is not only getting treatment for an eating disorder, but also seeking help for alcohol, which her mom flatly denies. [Celebuzz]
  • Weird news headline of the day: “Man Dies After Being Given ‘Atomic Wedgie’.” [Newser]
  • If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to pee outside during a Polar Vortex, here’s your answer in high-def video form. [College Candy]
  • Idris Elba was on “Chelsea Lately” this week … sans bow tie, I’m afraid. [Hello Beautiful] Keep reading »

Ke$ha Announces She Is Seeking Treatment For An Eating Disorder

“I’m a crusader for being yourself and loving yourself, but I’ve found it hard to practice. I’ll be unavailable for the next 30 days, seeking treatment for my eating disorder … to learn to love myself again, exactly as I am.”

In an exclusive interview with TMZ, pop star Ke$ha announced that she would be entering a facility to deal with an eating disorder. While her music is not really my thing — that song “Timber” is impossibly catchy, though — Ke$ha has always struck me as a genuine, authentic weirdo and I applaud her bravery in seeking treatment and being so open about it. Get well soon, girl. [TMZ[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Ke$ha Electrocuted Her Vagina While Grinding A Power Tool

  • Oh, Ke$ha, you never disappoint. This week, she told Conan O’Brien about that time she electrocuted her vagina on stage while grinding a power tool. This probably explains why there are ghosts up in there. [The Blemish]
  • It sounds like the beginning of a joke … a group of evangelists walk into a sex convention. It’s not a joke. Jesus loves porn stars. [Huffington Post]
  • You might be sabotaging your own chances of getting laid, scientifically speaking. Stop that this instant! [Cracked]
  • Enough of getting sex advice from sexperts. She what sage wisdom a fire artist has to offer. Because…they’re hot. [Nerve]
  • “My husband has no penis,” is certainly a creative way to let the world know you’re a lesbian. [Em & Lo]
  • The most epic love triangles of all time, starring these women. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Ke$ha Is Showing Off More T&A On Instagram

There’s A Ghost Haunting Ke$ha’s Vagina

There's A Ghost Haunting Ke$ha's Vagina
Ke$ha's Got A Haunted Hoo-Ha

Ke$ha is a crazy special flower isn’t she? The pop singer and reality TV star stopped by “Late Night With Jimmy Kimmel” last night to promote the new season of her MTV show and was very candid about her close encounters with the third kind. Now, we were already privy to the knowledge that Ke$ha has gotten down and dirty with a ghost before — the experience even inspired her song “Supernatural” — but now it seems things have taken a more … invasive turn. See, a ghost is now haunting her vagina, like, according to her hypnotherapist, she has dead people inside her, primarily in the region of her ladyparts it seems. That’s one way to explain a dry spell. “Yeah, it’s been awhile since I got laid, but the ghoul in my twat is kind of a turnoff, go figure.”

Ke$ha Would Like To Show You Her Naked Butt

  • Ke$ha showed off her ass on Instagram. And there it is. [The Blemish]
  • You may be great at giving oral sex, but it’s just as important to learn how to receive. [Betty Confidential]
  • “I want to explore my options” and “It’s not you, it’s me” are amongst the dumbest possible breakup lines a person can use. [TruTv]
  • This new novel contains strap-on scenes, so obviously, you’re gonna want to go ahead and read it. [Em &Lo] Keep reading »

Kesha Has A Rainbow On Her Head

Vanessa's New Hair!
Vanessa Hudgens rocks leaf-toned hair for fall
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Sandra's Shaggy Mullett
Sandra Bullock Rocks A Shaggy Mullet On The Cover Of Vogue
Sandra Bullock rocks a shaggy mullet on the cover of "Vogue." Read More »
Hayden's Bangs
Hayden Panettiere Bangs
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Beyonce's Bob
Beyonce Ditches Her Pixie Cut For A Blonde Bob
Beyonce ditches her pixie cut for a blonde bob. Read More »

Always one to blend into a crowd, Ke$ha now has Skittles-inspired rainbow hair that puts our teenaged Manic Panic dye jobs to shame. My 15-year-old self is supremely jealous. I wish this came with a Pinterest tutorial. [Instagram]

Ke$ha Finds A Very Creative Way To Stick It To The Westboro Baptist Church

Ke$ha's Tail
Ke$ha Was Born With A Tail
She was born with a tail and she misses it. Read More »
Westboro House
Planting Peace rainbow house
A guy bought the house across the street from Westboro Church and painted it gay! Read More »
Ke$ha's Souped-Up Vag
Ke$ha says she has a "souped-up vagina." Read More »
Take that, WBC!
Ke$ha Finds The Most Creative Way Possible To Stick It To The Westboro Baptist Church
Ke$ha's Dancers Hijack The Westboro Baptist Church

The Westboro Baptist Church have taken it upon themselves to appropriate Ke$ha’s song “We R Who We R” to spread their message of God’s “love and acceptance.” When they started singing their version of the song, “God Hates Who U R” (love and acceptance!), outside of a Ke$ha concert in Nebraska, the pop star decided to fight back in the most creative way possible. She sent her backup dancers to the protest to perform a choreographed number to the WBC’s proselytizing anthem. Watch the the dance above and enjoy the confusion of the WBC protestors who don’t quite know how to react. Sometimes Ke$ha says some weird crap, but I respect this move. Point goes to Ke$ha. [Jezebel]

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