This week, the tabloids had a very diverse spattering of cover stories that dealt with more than just the usual suspects. No “Twilight” drama, no Jon and Kate—just fascinating leads about Kelly Ripa not getting a boob job and Dr. Phil maybe sexually abusing someone over two decades ago. So you don’t have to face the embarrassment of hugging five tattered ‘bloids to your chest at the checkout counter, we found the stories you need to know. Well, maybe “need” is a strong word.

Yes Kelly, I see you feeling up on mah boo! [NYC, 6/4/09]

The daytime talk show host pumps up more than celebs and Regis Philbin. How in the world did three babies come out of that six-pack? [Miami, 5/5/09]

The talk show host (she’ll always be Hayley Vaughn to us!) participated in the High Heel Run benefiting the March of Dimes. Okay, question: was there very specific rules about how high and thin the heels had to be? ‘Cause girls with the cream-colored, inch-and-a-half grandma pumps totally has an edge over Ripe’s spiked, platforms. Just sayin’. [New York City, 7/9/08]

And she also makes good use of the intense wind. [Jorge Posada Gala, New York City, 6/16/08]