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John Travolta’s Baby Will Destroy Us All

The SuperficialMarch 13, 2011 //

At only two months old, John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s new baby Ben was already flying planes back in January. Since then he’s taught himself the piano and will probably move on to advanced military strategies if I’m reading this right. “Extra” reports:

“The baby was playing this tiny piano we got him, and we were so blown away!” Preston said. “A lot of times kids will bang it, but he was using his fingers.”

While Scientologists have a long-documented history of pulling shit straight out of their ass (See: The New Yorker exposing the church’s penchant for rampant forgery including L. Ron Hubbard’s military records.), I think it’s safe to say we’re witnessing the early years of their new Messiah. I mean, Christ, he’s flying planes and playing pianos at barely half a year old! Read more… Keep reading »

Kelly Preston Gave Birth Using The Xenu Method

Ami AngelowiczJanuary 20, 2011 //

“Silent birth is basically just no words as much as possible. If you need to moan, if you need to cry out … of course that’s normal … But, it’s just bringing them in, in as peaceful and gentle a way as possible … L. Ron Hubbard found that the single source of aberration, of psychosomatic illnesses, stress, fears, worry, things like that, have to do with the reactive mind, and in that part of the mind is different words and commands that can come back to affect you later in your life. I’m blessed with, my kids have always been amazing, very calm, very peaceful, happy, and I absolutely know that it’s very much because of that.”

– Kelly Preston on the benefits of silent birth, as dictated by the Church of Scientology. Xenu must be very proud. But my reactive mind has a lot of issues with this birthing practice. I wonder if the Church blames her son Jett’s health issues on her making too much noise during his birth. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Quickies: John Travolta And Kelly Show Off Baby Benjamin & Camille Says Kelsey Is A Cross-Dresser

Annika HarrisJanuary 12, 2011 //

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Star Couplings: John Travolta & Kelly Preston Are Expecting Twins, Maybe

Annika HarrisMay 27, 2010 //

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Jason Lee’s Ex-Wife Reveals Secrets About Scientology

Annika HarrisApril 2, 2010 //

I didn’t know that Jason Lee is a Scientologist until this morning, and now that I know this little tidbit of info about him, my crush that developed after watching “Big Trouble” has died. But that hasn’t stopped me from being totally enthralled by the “tell all” interview his ex-wife, Carmen Llywelyn, gave to The National Enquirer about Scientology. Find out what she said after the jump. Keep reading »

Jett Travolta: What Happened?

Amelia McDonell-ParryJanuary 5, 2009 //

As I’m sure you’ve already read, John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s 16-year-old son, Jett, died on Friday while the family was vacationing in the Bahamas. Over the weekend, more details came out about the tragic news, though conclusive evidence on what exactly caused Jett’s death with only come after an autopsy is performed today. But here is what we do know:

  • Jett is believed to have had a seizure while he was in the bathroom and hit his head on the bathtub when he fell. It’s not known for sure whether the seizure caused him to fall or if the fall, and hitting his head on the tub, caused him to have the seizure.

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