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January 3, 2012

Kelly Osbourne Says Being Cheated On With A “Tranny” Is Humiliating

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“Having to tell my parents my ex-fiancé Luke [Worrall] had cheated on me with a tranny was so humiliating. Everyone kept telling me that Luke was cheating on me, but I never believed them. It’s hard enough to get your head around someone cheating on you… but when when someone is a chick with a dick? I’d always thought the worst way to get cheated on would be with an ugly girl.”

Kelly Osbourne is really quickly working her way up my STFU List. Look, getting cheated on blows. I’ve been there and I sympathize. But Kelly specifying that being cheated on with a “tranny” – that would be transgender model Elle Schneider — was especially humiliating bugs the hell out of me. I get that finding out the guy you were going to marry had sex with “a chick with a dick” (her extremely offensive terminology, not mine) would be confusing and shocking. But more humiliating? Worse than being cheated on “with an ugly girl”? (The horror!!!!)  Gee, Kelly, why don’t you tell us how you really feel about the transgender community? And about so-called “ugly” girls while you’re at it? Sorry, but I’m starting to think Luke cheated on Kelly because she sucks. [Glamour UK via The Sun]

Soapbox: Did Kelly Osbourne Really Just Call Christina Aguilera Fat?

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“I was never that fat,” Kelly Osbourne said of Christina Aguilera‘s look at the Michael Jackson Tribute Concert. Kelly justified her unkind remarks with this: ”She called me fat for so many f**king years … so you know what? F**k you! You’re fat too.” Oh. No. She. Didn’t.

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Kelly Osbourne Says To Hell With Kate Middleton’s Frugality

“Only in this country they call it a faux pas. In England they’re like, look how thrifty she’s being, showing the British public that the royals are in a recession as well. I’m sorry, if I had that job I would only wear it once. If I’m going to be the future bloody queen of England I’m gonna wear that dress once, and that’s it, because I’m giving up the rest of my life, all of my privacy — at least I could wear a new dress every day.”

–”Fashion Police” panelist Kelly Osbourne speaking on “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno,” about Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge‘s habit of wearing the same dress twice. What do you think? [NYMag] Keep reading »

Kelly Osbourne Is A Police Force Of One

“Just stopped 2 boys robbing a car all I said was ‘oi’ and they ran like the wind. I did not realise I was that scary! … WTF is going on tonight just stopped 2 boys with lacrosse sticks trying to push Gee-Wizz car on it’s side what’s wrong with London… police? I’m in one of the poshest parts of London and it’s like f**king crime watch!”

Kelly Osbourne tweets on Monday while witnessing two separate crimes in progress on the streets of London, a few hours apart. Glad to hear that Kelly is there to singlehandedly keep everyone safe. Kelly for sheriff! Just not for grammar teacher. [ONTD]
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Courtney Love Is A “Junkie Auntie Mame” For Actresses On Drugs

“I still can’t escape the stigma [of a drug addict] for some reason. Even people like Kelly Osbourne feel free to f**k with me. A few nights ago, when she appeared on ‘Fashion Police with Joan Rivers,’ the bitch called me a crackhead. … This is a girl whose life I have saved twice, once with C.P.R. and another time with C.P.R. and violence — by which I mean I had to poke her furiously in certain places to wake her up from her coma. …She’s been sober for how long? Less than a year? Good for her! But it wasn’t that long ago when Kim Stewart was screaming, ‘Courtney, what are we going to do? Kelly Osbourne is blue on the floor!’ Kelly wasn’t doing that well back then. For some reason, Kim Stewart also called me when Paris Hilton got pulled over for her last D.U.I. And Lindsay Lohan called me after she was arrested. The judge presiding over her case was the same judge who presided over mine. He was a very sweet man. I think he was an ex-alcoholic himself. I told Lindsay to just get it together and trust the judge, and Lindsay’s father called me for advice every day. I’m not even that friendly with these girls. What am I, a junkie Auntie Mame?”

—Oh. My. God. This Courtney Love interview on The Fix, Salon.com’s new blog about addiction and recovery, is EPIC. There’s about 16 more excerpts that are priceless, including lots of Hollywood gossip about the drugs she’s done with Winona Ryder, Sting, and Andy Dick. And she talks some crazy smack about Kim Gordon, whom she calls a “cocktease” who was obsessed with Kurt Cobain. Yikes. Worth a read, definitely. [The Fix]

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