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Kelly Clarkson Is Not A Lesbian, She Just Hates Dating

Ami AngelowiczOctober 31, 2011 //
Celeb Bad Dates
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Kelly Clarkson
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“Man, I just keep going on horrible dates. I’m like, ‘There’s not enough wine in the world for me to enjoy this.’ … I actually had a guy say to me—and I hope he sees this because he is so ridiculous—he said, ‘I can’t believe I’m on a date with Kelly Clarkson.’ And under my breath I was like, ‘Wow, I can’t either.’ … Some days I think, ‘I’ll meet him. Everybody finds somebody,’ and other days I’m like, ‘Maybe I won’t. Maybe I just missed the memo.’”

– Kelly Clarkson tells Parade why she’s single (and not a lesbian). God, can I relate to this. Especially the part about there not being enough wine in the world. You know it’s gonna be a bad date when you’ve inhaled your first glass in five minutes. I want to tell her she’ll find someone, but I can’t make any guarantees. [Daily Mail UK]

Culturista: Your Guide To The Week, From The “Project Runway” Finale To Coldplay’s Latest

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 24, 2011 //
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 Let’s face it: keeping up with pop culture is difficult. With more than 1000 channels worth of TV shows, not to mention a new flood of movies and music every week, it’s practically a full-time job to keep up with everything. Luckily, it is our full-time job. So after the jump, your cheat sheet to the TV shows you need to watch, the albums you need to hear, and the movies you need to see. This week, we’ve got new albums from Coldplay and Kelly Clarkson, Justin Timberlake and Johnny Depp heating up the big screen, and a new reality show about horrific in-laws. Keep reading »

Kelly Clarkson’s “Einstein,” Plus Other Fuzzy Math In Pop Music

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 24, 2011 //
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All morning I’ve been listening to Kelly Clarkson’s quite enjoyable new album, Stronger, and found myself laughing aloud at the lyrics to the song ”Einstein. Ahem: 

Simple math
Our love divided by the square root of pride
Multiply your lifeless time
I’m going out of my mind
It was heaven when I finally figured it out alone…

Dumb plus dumb equals you
Dumb plus dumb equals you
Dumb plus dumb equals you

Indeed, there is no better way to tell a man to shove it than to diminish him with some lyrics containing some seriously fuzzy math. Dumb plus dumb equal you, BOO YA! 

In honor of Kelly — and my favorite high school calculus teacher — here are some other bad math moments in music history.

14 Celebrity Love, Dating, And Relationship Analogies

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comSeptember 29, 2011 //
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Jennifer Aniston
Sharon Stone
Michelle Williams
Mike Tyson
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Kelly Clarkson is a smartie when it comes to matters of the heart. I mean, she did sing “Since U Been Gone.” But now she has more wisdom to pass on to us. “[Dating is] like an ‘American Idol‘ audition,” she said in a recent interview. “The worst ones are the most confident … And the same thing goes for my dating life. The worst guys are the most confident with me.” Everyone loves an unexpected analogy, right? Kelly’s words have inspired me to round up other celebrities who’ve made great analogies about love, dating, and relationships. Tell us your favorite in the comments section.

Lady Gaga, Ke$ha And 48 Other Pop Stars Get Hacked

Ami AngelowiczDecember 3, 2010 //

A pair of German hackers have confessed to hacking into the personal computers of 50 pop stars and downloading music, credit card info, emails, and private photos. The victims included Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake, Kelly Clarkson, and Ke$ha — who they tried to blackmail when they found a picture of her having sex. Bad visual. Keep reading »

5 Kind-Of-Wack Things Stars Have Done For Their Voices

adminSeptember 26, 2010 //

Selena Gomez told Ellen DeGeneres on her show that her pre-show warm-up routine is not a pleasant one—she drinks olive oil. Selena said, “It’s awful… You let it go down and it coats your throat. I gag every time.” Apparently, she read that it was Kelly Clarkson‘s trick in a magazine and “just copied her.” I guess if it’s working, then she should chug away! [People]

When I did musical theater in high school, we used to spray something called Singer’s Saving Grace down our throats which really pissed off our vocal teachers for some reason. But beyond the old tea and honey trick and embarrassing warm-up routines, some of the following singers have some pretty weird voice-saving habits. Keep reading »

Quote Of The Day: Kelly Clarkson Loves Her Bubble Butt

Wendy AtterberrySeptember 21, 2009 //

“Ever since I was a kid I’ve had a bubble butt – I get it from my mama. Guys are usually like, “Oh my gosh, look at that butt!” In a good way! ‘I’m a fan of my butt. I like filling out a pair of jeans, because sometimes I see girls who can’t… If a girl wanted bigger boobs, she could get them, but you can’t get a bigger butt!”

—Kelly Clarkson discusses one of her big assets with Now Magazine [via PopEater] Keep reading »

Was Kelly Clarkson Slimmed Down Or Just A Victim Of Routine Airbrushing?

Erin FlahertyAugust 7, 2009 //

Like many celebrities, Kelly Clarkson appears on the September issue of Self looking more svelte than recent pictures of her in real life. We’ve been talking about airbrushing all week here at The Frisky, and we’ll continue to until it’s less of an industry standard. (Mind you, once that day comes, then we’ll probably talk about the dinosaurs who’re still doing it.) While it’s no big whoop that yet another star is airbrushed on a glossy magazine cover — after all, they all are each and every month — we noticed that Jezebel suggested that the editors at Self had not just airbrushed but also used Photoshop to slim the pop star down. Way down. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Kelly Clarkson, Hold Your Tongue!

SimchaJuly 31, 2009 //

Seriously, Kelly, Breakaway! You need to let go of that poor “Good Morning America” weatherman, Sam Champion. We know he’s tasty, but, FYI, he’s gay! And you’re supposed to be a lady, not to mention a professional. No licking people who book your act. [NYC, 7/31/09] Keep reading »

Kelly Clarkson Gets Beyonce’s Sloppy Seconds

Daniela GuernicaJuly 27, 2009 //

Kelly Clarkson‘s new single, “Already Gone,” probably sounds a bit familiar. That’s because you’ve already heard the music in Beyonce‘s love ballad, “Halo.” Evidently, music producer Ryan Tedder stupidly gave both ladies the same track, although they wrote very different songs to go with it. Beyonce beat Kelly out of the gate and by the time Kelly heard “Halo” and tried to stop the release of her song, it was too late. This snafu is causing all kinds of radio confusion—when Kelly’s song starts to play, people are expecting to hear “Halo.” And Kelly is very worried that people will label her a copycat. [Huffington Post]

Compare the two videos for yourself after the jump. Keep reading »

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