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More Information Than You Ever Wanted About Scott Disick’s Member


On this week’s “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” Kris Jenner tells Kim about walking into the house and stumbling upon Kourtney’s boyfriend, Scott Disick, rummaging through the refrigerator in his birthday suit. Kris admits that she got the full frontal view, at which point Kim starts pulling things out of the fridge herself to get a size comparison for his peen. The final verdict? “It’s smaller than a champagne bottle, but bigger than a squash,” said Kris. “I can’t believe I saw Scott’s penis! I’m, like, traumatized! Keep reading »

Kim Kardashian Thinks Khloe Has A Nice Vajayjay


Now, I am aware that “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” is not exactly high-brow television. I mean, you’re never going to see two of the family members debate the symbolism in James Joyce’s Ulysses. But still, I’m sometimes shocked by how low the series sinks sometimes. We’ve seen Kourtney give Khloe an at-home bikini wax. But on the latest episode, Kim accompanies Khloe to a pro for laser hair removal. Sample dialogue: “You have a better, like, looking vagina than I thought.” [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Watch Kourtney Kardashian Pull A Baby From Her Vagina!


Last night on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” Kourtney finally gave birth (on screen) to son Mason (born on Dec. 14). The best part? Right before he came out, the doctor asked Kourt if she wanted to help — and without blinking an eye, she straight-up reached down in between her legs and pulled the baby out from her vagina. They let people do that?! It was crazy! It was eerily reminiscent of a magician’s scarf-up-the sleeve trick. (Sort of creepy — in the video above, I think you can see Mason’s little hand poking out.) Kourtney was remarkably calm during childbirth and vaguely emotionless afterward — I think I shed more tears! Clip above! Keep reading »

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Khloe Kardashian Considering Making A Solo Sex Tape

File this one under: WTF IS SHE THINKING? On Sunday’s “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” Khloe Kardashian teases that her Valentine’s Day present for new hubby Lamar Odum might just be a solo sex tape. “I kind of like the idea of a sexy little video,” she says. “It could be naughty. I’m thinking about making a solo sex tape, like masturbation?” Like, really? Khloe apparently wants something for Lamar to remember her by when he’s on the road, but whatever happened to a nice framed portrait and a little phone sex? Is a solo sex tape something you might make for your man? [I'm Widd Stupid] Keep reading »

“Keeping Up With The Kardashians” Focuses On The Sexy Sisters

Keeping Up With The Kardashians” returns to E! on Dec. 13 at 10 pm EST for its fourth season, and the promo poster shows how the series has evolved. Apparently, the rest of the family isn’t hot enough to be pictured wearing lingerie. The very pregnant Kourtney wasn’t left out, so where’s Bruce Jenner in his silk bathrobe? Check out the promo video, in which Khloe and Lamar go house shopping, Kourtney’s mom says she doesn’t like her baby daddy, and Kim deals with having a stalker… Keep reading »

Shun, Shag, Or Marry: The Kardashian Significant Others

The Kardashian sisters sure know how to pick a winner. Kourtney is pregnant, so has gotten back together with baby daddy Scott Disick, who she’s planning to marry. Then this week, in a move that many suspect was intended to one-up Kourtney, Khloe announced that she’s marrying her boyfriend of a month, Lamar Odom, this weekend. Kim recently called it kwits with her beau of two years, Reggie Bush, but the two say that they broke up due to the difficulty of long distance, not because they don’t still love each other. So which one of these guys would we shun, shag, and marry? Keep reading »

Hustler Shows XXX Love For The Kardashian Sisters

By now we know the three bodacious babes known as he Kardashian sisters are more than a little difficult to keep up with. But Hustler has found a way to do it: exploitation. They’ve lined up a trio of beautiful — and busty — brunettes for a classy new DVD called “Keeping It Up for the Kard-ASS-ians.” If the title isn’t clever enough for you, the tag line has to be! “Their name? Infamous. Their lifestyle? Privileged. Their M.O? To be the biggest sluts possible.” The film, which is already a hit on the web, is available in DVD or Blu Ray for a modest $41.99. Hustler would have been right on the cutting edge if Kim herself hadn’t beat them to the punch with her home-spun porn classic featuring Ray J.
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Sweet Release: What’s In And Out The Week of October 7th 2008

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Princess Propaganda Giving Us The Runs

Last night I was watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians — in the episode, Khloe and Kourtney got pissed at Kim because she was buying a Bentley and acting like a big princess. Their retort was that Kim may be a princess, but that they, Kim and Kourtney, are queens. Ooh, snap, right? Then this morning we got this annoying press release in our email for a book called Princess Bubble, which seeks to show girls that being a princess in modern times does not mean being a damsel in distress, but rather “traveling the world, helping others, and finding ‘happily ever after’ even before she finds her Prince!” May we be the first to say BARF? Seriously, so over this women as princesses and queens nonsense. What happened to being a person? This isn’t progressive, even if the effing princess is “single and proud of it!” A Princess is still an a-hole in a poofy skirt, acting like she’s God’s gift to the universe. It’s still a horrible gender stereotype. Why aren’t there any books targeted at boys telling them how to be amazing princes? Because princes are worthless, that’s why. So can we please cut the Princess in Fairy Tale Land crap? Thanks! [PrincessBubble.com] Keep reading »

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