On Sunday night, about four months after it was filmed, the much ballyhooed Kim and Kanye engagement episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” aired. While little teasers of the engagement were quick to leak onto the internet back in late-October, E! naturally had the full film rights to the big moment, which was just as over-the-top as has been described. And, dare I say it, it was actually kind of romantic too. I can’t imagine what Kanye and Kim talk about when they’re alone together, besides complimenting the other on their beauty/brilliance, but they seem as in love as two completely self-obsessed people could possibly be. Aww?
“When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better looking than before. … I just want to come out to the world, and be naked and be like, ‘I look so hot. I am back.’”
Last night’s episode of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” did not actually feature Kim Kardashian giving birth to daughter North West, but it did check in with her after the birth. I’m glad to hear Kim’s vag is in good shape, especially since one of the more common, and I think silly, worries that pregnant women have is that giving birth vaginally will wreck their lady business. In fact, I have a friend, who shall remain nameless, who had really long labia, but after she gave birth, those lips shrunk right up. Not that there’s anything wrong with long labia — I have embraced mine — but it’s interesting to know that giving birth can give your cooch a natural makeover. Anyway, good morning, it’s Monday, and I’m done writing about Kim Kardashian’s vagina now. [Entertainment Wise]