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Kim Kardashian Wants To Pose For Playboy Again, Even Though She Hated It The First Time

Kris On Kim's Sex Tape
Rumor has it Kris Jenner encouraged Kim's infamous sex tape . Read More »

“As soon as I pop this thing out, I want to do Playboy or some nude shoot.”

Kim Kardashian announces her intentions to pose for Playboy again as a promo for the new season of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” This is interesting considering that she told Harper’s Bazaar that she was sorry she did it the first time back in 2007 because she was “uncomfortable” and her mother told her to “go for it” because they might never ask her again. Good ol’ Kris! But then she told Glamour that it was an “independence thing” for her. Either she doesn’t actually remember the shoot or she left her script at home for these interviews and had to improvise. If she hasn’t changed her mind since popping out North West, we can expect to see her naked body in the pages of Playboy. As if we don’t already know what she looks like naked with our eyes closed already.[Radar]

RIP Khloe & Lamar (Except Hopefully Not)

Trouble For Lamar & Khloe
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Is the couple splitting up? Read More »

Let’s face it: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are the best thing to ever happen to the dysfunctional treasure trove that is Kardashian family. They just may be the best thing to happen to reality television ever: they radiate from the screen with what can only be described as “sparkle,” bringing with them their endless capacity for high-quality, intellectually stimulating primetime entertainment.

Sure, they’re a little wacky and definitely unconventional, but isn’t that what gives them their charm and grace? Yes, when they got married after just a monthlong courtship (perfectly reasonable, obviously), we all had our doubts. But as the years go on, they’ve been keeping it together with no high-drama celebrity divorce murmurs in sight — until now.

In the alternate reality that is the Kardashian universe, Khloe and Lamar proved themselves to be the most grounded of the pack, and that’s why I’m positive that they can make it through their latest hundred-dollar-bill-sprinkled rough patch. Among the trash heap of celebrity marriages gone by, these two twinkle with (albeit currently drug-riddled) authenticity, still standing as others drop like flies. Keep reading »

Beyonce Debunks Preggo Rumors With A Glass Of Wine — Plus Anal Sex And Strap-Ons On “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”

Beyonce Not Preggo
Beyonce's Mrs. Carter Show Tour Photos
Because Jay-Z said so on the radio! Read More »
Grieving "Game Of Thrones"
The five stages of grief following the infamous wedding scene. Read More »
  • Beyonce’s DEFINITELY not pregnant because she posted a picture of herself drinking wine on her Tumblr. [Buzzfeed]
  • Definitely-not-pregnant Beyonce and Jay-Z couldn’t make it to Kim Kardashian’s baby shower because they were busy buying out an entire movie theater to watch “After Earth” (which bombed at the box office, BTW). I thought that only happened in movies like “Annie.” [DListed]
  • Speaking of private movie screenings that I’ll never see, “After Earth,” is being called “Will Smith’s Love Letter To Scientology.” [Vulture]
  • Behind scene 63 of “Frances Ha,” the best and only movie I saw this weekend. Not in a private theater — with other people who ate popcorn very loudly. Still, I loved it. [NY Times Magazine] Keep reading »

Kris Humphries Had To Re-Shoot Marriage Proposal

11 Life Lessons From This Year In Reality Television

Shocker: Some of the stuff you saw on Kim Kardashian’s reality show may not have actually been true to life. Case in point: Court documents obtained by Life & Style reveal that when Kris Humphries proposed to Kim, she made him do it all over again so they could re-shoot the scene; seems she didn’t like her reaction in the first “take.” The documents also include an admission from a producer that other “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” scenes, including at least two that depicted Humphries in a bad light, were either scripted, re-shot, or edited. Oh, and Kim uses a “tear stick” to get herself to cry. Read more…

Scott Disick Talks To Haute Living About His Exhausting Daily Routine

Scott Was A Model!
He appeared on the cover of these young adult horse books. Read More »
Scott On Kourtney
Her design sense is out of "Beetlejuice." Read More »
All Hail Lord Disick
Complete with a vanity cane. Read More »

What do you guys know about Scott Disick? I know that he is the most fascinating and, scarily enough, often the most logical specimen on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” or any variation or spin-off thereof. I know that he refers to himself by the moniker of “Lord Disick,” a title he bought online. I know that a sophisticated older French girl I went to prep school with who never wore deodorant hung out with him at a club in the Hamptons (The Elm, if you must know), where he bragged about how he was using Kourtney for her money and didn’t give a shit about her and slept with other girls all the time. Which, like, I find so hard to believe. “Sentimental Scott” Disick? No way.

Anyway, I saw the greatest “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami” episode the other night, where Kourtney is pissed off because Scott is hanging out with all these lesbians, and then Kourtney squirts breast milk on Kim’s psoriasis. This really got me to thinking about what Scott actually does with his life. Who is he really, and where did he come from? I found myself needing answers that I couldn’t find on any Wikipedia page. Fortunately for me, Scott did a recent interview in Haute Living magazine (I’ve never read that magazine but I know that I hate it) where he dished on style, skincare, and “Seinfeld.” Here are a few things I learned… Keep reading »

Let’s Watch Kourtney Kardashian Pull Another Baby Out Of Her Vagina

Kourtney Is Pregnant!
Kourtney Kardashian photo
Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with baby #2! Read More »

UPDATE: Sorry, apparently E! thinks you should only be allowed to watch this beautiful moment in reruns. Lucky for you, they’re on every second of every day. You can still see my amazing GIF after the jump though!

It’s that time again! Time for “A Kardashian Shares Something So Intimately Personal That You Kind Of Want To Look Away But Don’t!” On last night’s season finale of “Keeping Up With Kardashians,” eldest sister Kourtney gave birth to daughter Penelope, and just like with her son Mason, she assisted in pulling the baby from her vagina. Not going to lie, I teared up. I actually think this is totally beautiful. But I have reached the age where baby craving trumps my TMI cringe impulses. Video above! Also, after the jump, I made a crappy GIF.

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A T-Shirt For The Trekkie/Reality TV Junkie In Your Life

Obama & Uhura
The President and Nichelle Nichols want you to live long and prosper. Read More »
Star Trek Ring
Nothing says "You're my Number One" like this insignia ring. Read More »
Suddenly Hip
I've been a Trekkie for forever -- but now everyone is. Pout. Read More »

In other words, a T-shirt made for yours truly. Every time I watch “Star Trek: The Next Generation” — i.e. almost every day — and an episode with the Cardassians is on (not as often as I’d like, as I think they are highly underrated), I have to remind myself that they are not, in fact, the Kardashians. Similar pronunciation, yes, and there is an uncanny similarity that always leaves me with the feeling that if the Kardashians were “Star Trek” aliens, they would be Cardassians. I mean, they practically see the same hair stylist. [$14.99, T-Shirt Bordello]

Morning Quickies: Kardashians To Clog The News Cycle For Three More Years

Kim And Kanye
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West photo
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have formed an axis of evil. Read More »
"Just A Friend"
Kim says Kanye West is just a friend, which nobody believes. Read More »
Homewrecker Kim
Amber Rose called Kim Kardashian a homewrecker in an interview. Read More »
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  • The Kardashians are not going anywhere: they’ve signed a $40 million deal to stay with E! for another three years. Brace yourselves. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Octomom’s hairstylist made a formal complaint to police that Nadya Suleman’s 14 kids are being neglected and living in squalor. Sadly, we would not be shocked if this was true. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Louis C.K’s new TV show will star … Ashley Tisdale? That’s an odd pair. [PopBytes]
  • Pilar Sanders, the estranged wife of former NFL star Deion Sanders, was arrested for “assault family violence” against her husband. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Martin Lawrence and his wife of 17 years, Shamicka, are dunzo. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Tony Perkins, a kooky right-wing Christian homophobe, is concerned that Mike & Ike candies are gay. Let me repeat that: he is concerned that candies are gay. [Nerve]   Keep reading »

Hot Links: Kanye West Will Appear On “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” Plus An Old-Timey Vibrator!

  • As if we couldn’t see this coming from 10,000 miles away: Kanye West will appear on the next season of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” One more reason for me to continue not watching. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • This is awesome: comic artist Phillip Bond has drawn these super cool and lovely portraits of eight groundbreaking female astronauts. I want one! [The Mary Sue]
  • Apparently, there were rumors floating about that Miley Cyrus has anorexia? But apparently she says she just has a gluten allergy. Good to know! I have the opposite of a gluten allergy. [TooFab]
  • And while we’re on the subject of inspiring women, here are some amazing passages from some of the finest female poets. [Tres Sugar] Keep reading »

Why It Doesn’t Matter Who Khloe Kardashian’s “Real” Father Is

Khloe Paternity Drama
Is Khloe's biological father Kris Jenner's former hairdresser? Read More »
Khloe Loves Lamar
Khloe Kardashian photo
Khloe Kardashian "found herself" when she met hubby Lamar Odom. Read More »
Khloe Slams "Haters"
After being photographed wearing no makeup, Khloe got slammed. Read More »
Khloe Kardashian photo

Ever since the Kardashians began dry-humping America’s living rooms, tongues have wagged over whether Khloe is a “real” Kardashian. That’s the word we (even we at The Frisky) have used: “real.” It’s easy to see why, visually: Khloe is taller and wider, bears little facial resemblance, and (to me, at least) is demonstrably more intelligent than her sisters. “Keeping Up The Kardashians” even addressed the rumors itself, sort of: in an episode a few seasons ago, Khloe demanded to know if she was adopted and forced Kris Jenner to take a DNA test.   Keep reading »

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