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Watch Kim & Kanye Get Engaged On “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”

Watch Kim & Kanye Get Engaged On "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"
Aww, It's Actually Kind Of Sweet

On Sunday night, about four months after it was filmed, the much ballyhooed Kim and Kanye engagement episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” aired. While little teasers of the engagement were quick to leak onto the internet back in late-October, E! naturally had the full film rights to the big moment, which was just as over-the-top as has been described. And, dare I say it, it was actually kind of romantic too. I can’t imagine what Kanye and Kim talk about when they’re alone together, besides complimenting the other on their beauty/brilliance, but they seem as in love as two completely self-obsessed people could possibly be. Aww?

Khloe Kardashian Files For Divorce

  • As predicted, Khloe Kardashian has filed for divorce from Lamar Odom, citing “irreconcilable differences,” TMZ is reporting. The couple reportedly had an ironclad prenup, so all their assets are separate. [TMZ]
  • Fox News host Megyn Kelly called in sick to work last night after she declared that Santa Claus is white. Boo hoo.  [Raw Story]
  • Also, insisting Jesus was white is bad history and bad theology. Just sayin’. [The Atlantic]
  • Five reasons to be here for Beyoncé the feminist! [Crunk Feminist Collective]
  • Alessandra Ambrosio had plastic surgery on her ears when she was 11-years-old and it went so badly, she swore off nips and tucks forever. [Net-A-Porter The Edit] Keep reading »

Report: Khloe Kardashian To File For Divorce Today

  • Khloe Kardashian is filing for divorce from Lamar Odom today and citing irreconcilable differences, according to TMZ. Odom has been struggling with a drug  addiction — allegedly crack cocaine — and has confessed on video to cheating on Khloe. The couple got hitched in 2009. Aw, I genuinely feel bad for Khloe! This is a really tough situation. [TMZ, US Weekly]
  • In other Kardashian news, Bruce Jenner is reportedly getting his Adam’s apple removed. “I just never liked my trachea!” he says. Okay then. [YOU CAN DO THAT? -- Amelia] [Daily Mail UKTMZ]
  • Eight photos you didn’t see from President Obama’s trip to South Africa. [PolicyMic]
  • It turns out “Katie,” the woman who has been the subject of a worldwide search by a New Zealand man named Reese McKee who met her once, has deleted all her social media accounts. Guess she’s not interested in Reese, huh? [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

The Kardashian Khristmas Kard Took Three Days & $250,000 To Shoot

  • That Kardashian Khristmas Kard by David LaChapelle cost $250,000 to shoot and took three whole days to put the set together. And of course, the production company for “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” paid for it.  [Celebitchy]
  • Police say that the car Paul Walker was riding in when he died was not racing another car. [Rolling Stone]
  • Rita Ora joined the cast of “Fifty Shades Of Grey” as Mia, Christian Grey’s adopted sister. [The Hollywood Reporter]
  • Remember this weekend when the whole world was offended because “Bachelor” producer Elan Gale claimed to have told a woman named Diane on his flight to go eat a dick?  He’s now revealed the hoax thing was fake. Stupid, stupid, stupid. [US Weekly]
  • 28 things learned while working for Lululemon. [Thought Catalog] Keep reading »

Kim Kardashian Says Her Vagina Is Better Looking Since She Gave Birth

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Kim Kardashian Says Her Vagina Is Better Looking Since She Gave Birth
"I look so hot. I am back."

“When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better looking than before. … I just want to come out to the world, and be naked and be like, ‘I look so hot. I am back.’”

Last night’s episode of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” did not actually feature Kim Kardashian giving birth to daughter North West, but it did check in with her after the birth. I’m glad to hear Kim’s vag is in good shape, especially since one of the more common, and I think silly, worries that pregnant women have is that giving birth vaginally will wreck their lady business. In fact, I have a friend, who shall remain nameless, who had really long labia, but after she gave birth, those lips shrunk right up. Not that there’s anything wrong with long labia — I have embraced mine — but it’s interesting to know that giving birth can give your cooch a natural makeover. Anyway, good morning, it’s Monday, and I’m done writing about Kim Kardashian’s vagina now. [Entertainment Wise]

It’s Over! Kris Jenner & Bruce Jenner Have Separated

  • Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner have separated after 22 years of marriage, with Kris confirming to US Weekly that the Kardashian Klan’s parents have been living apart for a year. The Jenners have no plans to file for divorce right now, Kris said, but “are no longer a couple.” Well, we only saw this one coming from a mile away. [US Weekly]
  • Meanwhile, Kris already is moving on to Jason Trawick, ex-fiancé of none other than Miss Britney Spears. [ONTD]
  • Lea Michele has given her first interview since the death of boyfriend and “Glee” co-star Cory Monteith. [Perez Hilton]
  • Former Disney actor and “Rizzoli & Isles” star Lee Thompson Young suffered from bipolar disorder before he committed suicide in August, according to the coroner’s report. [New York Daily News]
  • Starbucks is giving away one free coffee to anyone who purchases a beverage for someone else in the hopes it will discourage folks to act like those nincompoop babies in Congress. [NBC Chicago] Keep reading »

Every Mention Of Kanye West In “KUWTK” Season 8

Every Mention Of The Apparition Of Kanye In "KUWTK" Season 8
Where's Kanye?

When it comes to appearing on “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” Kanye West has a strict cameos-only policy. That means he refuses to be a regular “character,” and he even refuses to be mic’ed when he’s on camera … and he is rarely, and I mean rarely, on camera. There’s lots of talking about Kanye with very little actual presence of Kanye, so yeah, he comes across less like Kim‘s (future, at this point) baby-daddy and more like a weird apparition that may or may not take a physical form. The brilliant minds at Vulture put together this beyond amazing supercut of the Kardash klan mentioning phantom Kanye. “Ghost Of Kanye” is otherworldly and excellent. Please watch. [NYMag.com]

Kim Kardashian Wants To Pose For Playboy Again, Even Though She Hated It The First Time

Kris On Kim's Sex Tape
Rumor has it Kris Jenner encouraged Kim's infamous sex tape . Read More »

“As soon as I pop this thing out, I want to do Playboy or some nude shoot.”

Kim Kardashian announces her intentions to pose for Playboy again as a promo for the new season of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” This is interesting considering that she told Harper’s Bazaar that she was sorry she did it the first time back in 2007 because she was “uncomfortable” and her mother told her to “go for it” because they might never ask her again. Good ol’ Kris! But then she told Glamour that it was an “independence thing” for her. Either she doesn’t actually remember the shoot or she left her script at home for these interviews and had to improvise. If she hasn’t changed her mind since popping out North West, we can expect to see her naked body in the pages of Playboy. As if we don’t already know what she looks like naked with our eyes closed already.[Radar]

RIP Khloe & Lamar (Except Hopefully Not)

Trouble For Lamar & Khloe
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Is the couple splitting up? Read More »

Let’s face it: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are the best thing to ever happen to the dysfunctional treasure trove that is Kardashian family. They just may be the best thing to happen to reality television ever: they radiate from the screen with what can only be described as “sparkle,” bringing with them their endless capacity for high-quality, intellectually stimulating primetime entertainment.

Sure, they’re a little wacky and definitely unconventional, but isn’t that what gives them their charm and grace? Yes, when they got married after just a monthlong courtship (perfectly reasonable, obviously), we all had our doubts. But as the years go on, they’ve been keeping it together with no high-drama celebrity divorce murmurs in sight — until now.

In the alternate reality that is the Kardashian universe, Khloe and Lamar proved themselves to be the most grounded of the pack, and that’s why I’m positive that they can make it through their latest hundred-dollar-bill-sprinkled rough patch. Among the trash heap of celebrity marriages gone by, these two twinkle with (albeit currently drug-riddled) authenticity, still standing as others drop like flies. Keep reading »

Beyonce Debunks Preggo Rumors With A Glass Of Wine — Plus Anal Sex And Strap-Ons On “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”

Beyonce Not Preggo
Beyonce's Mrs. Carter Show Tour Photos
Because Jay-Z said so on the radio! Read More »
Grieving "Game Of Thrones"
The five stages of grief following the infamous wedding scene. Read More »
  • Beyonce’s DEFINITELY not pregnant because she posted a picture of herself drinking wine on her Tumblr. [Buzzfeed]
  • Definitely-not-pregnant Beyonce and Jay-Z couldn’t make it to Kim Kardashian’s baby shower because they were busy buying out an entire movie theater to watch “After Earth” (which bombed at the box office, BTW). I thought that only happened in movies like “Annie.” [DListed]
  • Speaking of private movie screenings that I’ll never see, “After Earth,” is being called “Will Smith’s Love Letter To Scientology.” [Vulture]
  • Behind scene 63 of “Frances Ha,” the best and only movie I saw this weekend. Not in a private theater — with other people who ate popcorn very loudly. Still, I loved it. [NY Times Magazine] Keep reading »
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