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Breaking Shocker: Drunk People Get Their Freak On

The crackerjack reporters at Reverend Moon’s UPI have unearthed quite the scoop:

ST. LOUIS, Dec. 4 (UPI) — A clinical diagnosis of alcohol dependence in young adults is associated with having a high number of sex partners, U.S. researchers found.

First author Patricia Cavazos-Rehg of Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis, found alcohol dependence had the most influence on the number of sex partners – especially Heidi Klum when she’s shopping on eBay.
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The Kardashians Debate Sex On Film

So, this weekend it was snowy in New York, and we holed up inside and caught up on the excellently craptastic E! show Keeping Up With the Kardashians. The show surrounds the extended family of the Kardashians (the oldest kids’ father is the late Robert Kardashian, who was one of O.J.’s lawyers), including Hollywood “socialite” Kim Kardashian, who’s famous for having a sex tape, and her massive gang of siblings. [Fun Fact: Kim's mom Kris is married to Bruce Jenner, father to our favorite Hills hottie Brody Jenner!] The whole lot of them (save Brody and his relatively sane father) are a gang of trashy, materialistic celebutards who mostly make us laugh because of their idiocy, but still occasionally offend. But never did we think this trash TV would make us contemplate! Keep reading »