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Morning Quickies: Kardashians To Clog The News Cycle For Three More Years

Jessica WakemanApril 25, 2012 //
Kim And Kanye
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West photo
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have formed an axis of evil. Read More »
"Just A Friend"
Kim says Kanye West is just a friend, which nobody believes. Read More »
Homewrecker Kim
Amber Rose called Kim Kardashian a homewrecker in an interview. Read More »
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  • The Kardashians are not going anywhere: they’ve signed a $40 million deal to stay with E! for another three years. Brace yourselves. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Octomom’s hairstylist made a formal complaint to police that Nadya Suleman’s 14 kids are being neglected and living in squalor. Sadly, we would not be shocked if this was true. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Louis C.K’s new TV show will star … Ashley Tisdale? That’s an odd pair. [PopBytes]
  • Pilar Sanders, the estranged wife of former NFL star Deion Sanders, was arrested for “assault family violence” against her husband. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Martin Lawrence and his wife of 17 years, Shamicka, are dunzo. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Tony Perkins, a kooky right-wing Christian homophobe, is concerned that Mike & Ike candies are gay. Let me repeat that: he is concerned that candies are gay. [Nerve]   Keep reading »

Hot Links: Kanye West Will Appear On “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” Plus An Old-Timey Vibrator!

Amelia McDonell-ParryApril 9, 2012 //
  • As if we couldn’t see this coming from 10,000 miles away: Kanye West will appear on the next season of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” One more reason for me to continue not watching. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • This is awesome: comic artist Phillip Bond has drawn these super cool and lovely portraits of eight groundbreaking female astronauts. I want one! [The Mary Sue]
  • Apparently, there were rumors floating about that Miley Cyrus has anorexia? But apparently she says she just has a gluten allergy. Good to know! I have the opposite of a gluten allergy. [TooFab]
  • And while we’re on the subject of inspiring women, here are some amazing passages from some of the finest female poets. [Tres Sugar] Keep reading »

Why It Doesn’t Matter Who Khloe Kardashian’s “Real” Father Is

Jessica WakemanJanuary 18, 2012 //
Khloe Paternity Drama
Is Khloe's biological father Kris Jenner's former hairdresser? Read More »
Khloe Loves Lamar
Khloe Kardashian photo
Khloe Kardashian "found herself" when she met hubby Lamar Odom. Read More »
Khloe Slams "Haters"
After being photographed wearing no makeup, Khloe got slammed. Read More »
Khloe Kardashian photo

Ever since the Kardashians began dry-humping America’s living rooms, tongues have wagged over whether Khloe is a “real” Kardashian. That’s the word we (even we at The Frisky) have used: “real.” It’s easy to see why, visually: Khloe is taller and wider, bears little facial resemblance, and (to me, at least) is demonstrably more intelligent than her sisters. “Keeping Up The Kardashians” even addressed the rumors itself, sort of: in an episode a few seasons ago, Khloe demanded to know if she was adopted and forced Kris Jenner to take a DNA test.   Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Over 100K People Sign Anti-Kim Kardashian Petition

Jessica WakemanNovember 17, 2011 //
Kardashian Divorce
kim kardashian and kris humphries photo
It was 72 whole days of wedded bliss! Read More »
Kim's Butt
Kim Kardashian butt photo
Kris Humphries is supposedly claiming that Kim's booty is fake. Read More »
"SNL" Gets Mean
kim kardashian and kris humphries couples counseling
The "SNL" skit about the Kardashian divorce was pretty harsh. Read More »
boycott kim kardashian petition
  • Yikes. Over 100,000 people have signed a petition asking E! to cancel “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” [Celebitchy]
  • One more thing about the Kardashians, I promise! Kris Humphries will sign those divorce papers after all. [People]
  • Mariah Yeater, the woman who claimed Justin Bieber was the father of her infant son, has been busted sending a text message to a friend promising to “kick u when we get paid.” Oopsies. [TMZ]
  • Ten scientific reasons Ryan Gosling is hotter is Bradley Cooper. Take that, People magazine’s Sexiest Man of the Year Award. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Khloe Kardashian Talks Being “The Ugly Sister”

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comMarch 31, 2011 //
Khloe Loves Lamar
Khloe Kardashian photo
Khloe Kardashian "found herself" when she met hubby Lamar Odom. Read More »

“I’m the ugly sister. I’m the fat one. I’m the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five years. It’s horrible, you know? But I can brush that stuff off … Kim and Kourtney have said to me, ‘If we were put under the same negative attention that you are, we couldn’t handle it.’ If I want to wear a long flowing dress, someone will say I’m pregnant. I believe we’re not given any more than we can handle and most of the time I can handle it. But we all have fat days and if I’m having one of those days, those sorts of things make me feel down.”

—Khloe Kardashian talks to Cosmopolitan Middle East about keeping her self esteem up when people tend to say pretty nasty things about her. For the record, I think Khloe is totally stunning. Also, who is surprised that the cover lines on Cosmopolitan Middle East are in English? [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

8 Brilliant Show Ideas For The Kardashian Sisters

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comOctober 7, 2010 //

First we were “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” in Los Angeles. Then we watched “Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami.” Now in January, the Kardashian family will kontinue kolonizing our television set when “Kourtney and Kim Take New York.” The two ladies have just started filming this series in which they’ll open up a New York branch of Dash clothing. And Kim promises us that good times will abound. “This couldn’t have come at a more perfect time for me to just get out of my life [in LA],” she told Ryan Seacrest. “I’m single and I keep on saying, ‘I’m single for the first time’ but I never have really given it a shot. I’m down for some hookups.”

Bleh. Boring. After the jump, eight Kardashian show concepts we’d actually be interested in watching. Keep reading »

More Information Than You Ever Wanted About Scott Disick’s Member

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comOctober 1, 2010 //


On this week’s “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” Kris Jenner tells Kim about walking into the house and stumbling upon Kourtney’s boyfriend, Scott Disick, rummaging through the refrigerator in his birthday suit. Kris admits that she got the full frontal view, at which point Kim starts pulling things out of the fridge herself to get a size comparison for his peen. The final verdict? “It’s smaller than a champagne bottle, but bigger than a squash,” said Kris. “I can’t believe I saw Scott’s penis! I’m, like, traumatized! Keep reading »

Kim Kardashian Thinks Khloe Has A Nice Vajayjay

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comAugust 31, 2010 //


Now, I am aware that “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” is not exactly high-brow television. I mean, you’re never going to see two of the family members debate the symbolism in James Joyce’s Ulysses. But still, I’m sometimes shocked by how low the series sinks sometimes. We’ve seen Kourtney give Khloe an at-home bikini wax. But on the latest episode, Kim accompanies Khloe to a pro for laser hair removal. Sample dialogue: “You have a better, like, looking vagina than I thought.” [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Watch Kourtney Kardashian Pull A Baby From Her Vagina!

Amelia McDonell-ParryFebruary 22, 2010 //


Last night on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” Kourtney finally gave birth (on screen) to son Mason (born on Dec. 14). The best part? Right before he came out, the doctor asked Kourt if she wanted to help — and without blinking an eye, she straight-up reached down in between her legs and pulled the baby out from her vagina. They let people do that?! It was crazy! It was eerily reminiscent of a magician’s scarf-up-the sleeve trick. (Sort of creepy — in the video above, I think you can see Mason’s little hand poking out.) Kourtney was remarkably calm during childbirth and vaguely emotionless afterward — I think I shed more tears! Clip above! Keep reading »

Poll: Is Kissing Cheating?

Susannah BreslinFebruary 18, 2010 //

Is kissing cheating?

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