On Sunday night, about four months after it was filmed, the much ballyhooed Kim and Kanye engagement episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” aired. While little teasers of the engagement were quick to leak onto the internet back in late-October, E! naturally had the full film rights to the big moment, which was just as over-the-top as has been described. And, dare I say it, it was actually kind of romantic too. I can’t imagine what Kanye and Kim talk about when they’re alone together, besides complimenting the other on their beauty/brilliance, but they seem as in love as two completely self-obsessed people could possibly be. Aww?
“When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better looking than before. … I just want to come out to the world, and be naked and be like, ‘I look so hot. I am back.’”
Last night’s episode of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” did not actually feature Kim Kardashian giving birth to daughter North West, but it did check in with her after the birth. I’m glad to hear Kim’s vag is in good shape, especially since one of the more common, and I think silly, worries that pregnant women have is that giving birth vaginally will wreck their lady business. In fact, I have a friend, who shall remain nameless, who had really long labia, but after she gave birth, those lips shrunk right up. Not that there’s anything wrong with long labia — I have embraced mine — but it’s interesting to know that giving birth can give your cooch a natural makeover. Anyway, good morning, it’s Monday, and I’m done writing about Kim Kardashian’s vagina now. [Entertainment Wise]
When it comes to appearing on “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” Kanye West has a strict cameos-only policy. That means he refuses to be a regular “character,” and he even refuses to be mic’ed when he’s on camera … and he is rarely, and I mean rarely, on camera. There’s lots of talking about Kanye with very little actual presence of Kanye, so yeah, he comes across less like Kim‘s (future, at this point) baby-daddy and more like a weird apparition that may or may not take a physical form. The brilliant minds at Vulture put together this beyond amazing supercut of the Kardash klan mentioning phantom Kanye. “Ghost Of Kanye” is otherworldly and excellent. Please watch. [NYMag.com]
“As soon as I pop this thing out, I want to do Playboy or some nude shoot.”
– Kim Kardashian announces her intentions to pose for Playboy again as a promo for the new season of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” This is interesting considering that she told Harper’s Bazaar that she was sorry she did it the first time back in 2007 because she was “uncomfortable” and her mother told her to “go for it” because they might never ask her again. Good ol’ Kris! But then she told Glamour that it was an “independence thing” for her. Either she doesn’t actually remember the shoot or she left her script at home for these interviews and had to improvise. If she hasn’t changed her mind since popping out North West, we can expect to see her naked body in the pages of Playboy. As if we don’t already know what she looks like naked with our eyes closed already.[Radar]
Let’s face it: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are the best thing to ever happen to the dysfunctional treasure trove that is Kardashian family. They just may be the best thing to happen to reality television ever: they radiate from the screen with what can only be described as “sparkle,” bringing with them their endless capacity for high-quality, intellectually stimulating primetime entertainment.
Sure, they’re a little wacky and definitely unconventional, but isn’t that what gives them their charm and grace? Yes, when they got married after just a monthlong courtship (perfectly reasonable, obviously), we all had our doubts. But as the years go on, they’ve been keeping it together with no high-drama celebrity divorce murmurs in sight — until now.
In the alternate reality that is the Kardashian universe, Khloe and Lamar proved themselves to be the most grounded of the pack, and that’s why I’m positive that they can make it through their latest hundred-dollar-bill-sprinkled rough patch. Among the trash heap of celebrity marriages gone by, these two twinkle with (albeit currently drug-riddled) authenticity, still standing as others drop like flies. Keep reading »