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Sad Keanu: The Book

Kleenex ready? Because it sure looks like Sad Keanu has inspired a book. In April, Keanu Reeves released the book, Ode To Happiness, along with artist Alexandra Grant. Made up of grayscale images and lettering that looks it might have been smeared by tears, each page contains an uplifting thought like, “I draw a hot sorrow bath. In my despair room.” The words on the final page of the tome? “It can always be worse.”

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Hold On To Your Phone Booths—”Bill And Ted 3″ Is For Real

“When we last got together, part of it was that Bill and Ted were supposed to have written the song that saved the world, and it hasn’t happened. So they’ve now become kind of possessed by trying to do that. Then there’s an element of time and they have to go back.”

Keanu Reeves himself confirms that, yes, “Bill and Ted 3″ is in the works and that the screenplay is close to being finished. I am way too excited at the prospect of Wyld Stallyns’ Keanu and Bill Winters reuniting on screen for more phone booth time travel adventures. It’s just so sad that George Carlin is no longer around to revive the role of Rufus. Sigh. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Homer Simpson Tries To Cheer Up Sad Keanu

Not even Homer Simpson can cheer up sad Keanu Reeves with a doughnut. D’oh! [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Breaking News! Keanu Reeves No Longer Sad!

Keanu Reeves seems to be trying to create a new internet meme in the wake of “Sad Keanu.” Only a few days after New York magazine told the actor about images of him looking downcast going viral on the interwebs, Keanu was snapped mid-gleeful gait. First person to Photoshop Happy Keanu next to a kitten gets a gold star! Keep reading »

Keanu Reeves Is The Nicest Celebrity In Hollywood

Ah, Keanu Reeves. He’s an enigmatic one, isn’t he? Apparently, he’s also one of the nicest celebrities on the planet, according to a slew of comments written by those who’ve encountered him and told their tales on Reddit. Check out a few of Keanu’s most awesome acts of nice-itude after the jump. It’ll make you want to marry him all over again. If he shaves that beard. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Keanu Reeves & Charlize Theron Are Dating

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Star Couplings: Keanu Reeves Isn’t The Father Of 4 Adult-Age Children

  • According to DNA results, Keanu Reeves isn’t the father of Karen Sala’s four adult children, so he doesn’t have to pay the $150,000 in child support retroactive to June 1988 and the $3 million a month in spousal support retroactive from November 2006 she had asked for. [Dlisted] — If I were him, I’d sue her for wasting my time and money.
  • Avril Lavigne has filed for divorce from Deryck Whibley, citing irreconcilable differences. According to the court documents, breadwinner Avril doesn’t want any support from him and doesn’t want to pay him anything. [TMZ]
  • Britney Spears was voted the best mom in show business in a poll conducted by U.K. company Park Christmas Saving, beating out Christina Aguilera and Angelina Jolie, who have never had their child(ren) taken away from them. [Starpulse] — Clearly, this was more of a popularity contest than anything else.

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Star Couplings: Keanu Reeves Agrees To Paternity Test

  • Keanu Reeves has consented to a paternity test after a woman said he is the father of at least one of her four children. [Marie Claire UK] — Keanu just got Jude Law-ed! Keep it in your pants or under a raincoat, boys.
  • Actress Idina Menzel gave birth to her son with husband Taye Diggs yesterday. The baby’s name is Walker Nathaniel Diggs. [UPI]
  • Solange is reportedly dating a rapper named Wales. [Media Takeout] — He’s not quite Jay-Z, but he could be one day … maybe.

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Who Should Sarah Jessica Parker Date Next?

Sarah Jessica Parker has stopped pretending she’s happy in her marriage with Matthew Broderick and is reportedly looking for her own place in New York City. Although Broderick was the one caught cheating, we think Parker will start dating someone else soon because she emotionally checked out of this marriage some time ago. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Winona & Keanu 4 Eva!

  • This kind of rocks our ’80s heart — rumor has it that Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder are a new couple. [Perez Hilton]
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