• According to DNA results, Keanu Reeves isn’t the father of Karen Sala’s four adult children, so he doesn’t have to pay the $150,000 in child support retroactive to June 1988 and the $3 million a month in spousal support retroactive from November 2006 she had asked for. [Dlisted]—If I were him, I’d sue her for wasting my time and money.
• Avril Lavigne has filed for divorce from Deryck Whibley, citing irreconcilable differences. According to the court documents, breadwinner Avril doesn’t want any support from him and doesn’t want to pay him anything. [TMZ]
• Britney Spears was voted the best mom in show business in a poll conducted by U.K. company Park Christmas Saving, beating out Christina Aguilera and Angelina Jolie, who have never had their child(ren) taken away from them. [Starpulse]—Clearly, this was more of a popularity contest than anything else.

• Keanu Reeves has consented to a paternity test after a woman said he is the father of at least one of her four children. [Marie Claire UK]—Keanu just got Jude Law-ed! Keep it in your pants or under a raincoat, boys.
• Actress Idina Menzel gave birth to her son with husband Taye Diggs yesterday. The baby’s name is Walker Nathaniel Diggs. [UPI]
• Solange is reportedly dating a rapper named Wales. [Media Takeout]—He’s not quite Jay-Z, but he could be one day ... maybe.

Sarah Jessica Parker has stopped pretending she’s happy in her marriage with Matthew Broderick and is reportedly looking for her own place in New York City. Although Broderick was the one caught cheating, we think Parker will start dating someone else soon because she emotionally checked out of this marriage some time ago.

This kind of rocks our ‘80s heart—rumor has it that Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder are a new couple. [Perez Hilton]

Did Kirsten Dunst and her snaggle tooth find love in rehab? [Perez Hilton]

Um, Kate Beckinsale says her best feature is her vajayjay, which she lovingly has nicknamed “Pharoah’s Tomb”. That sounds kind of dusty to us. [Perez Hilton]

According to In Touch, Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia might be moving in together. Betcha the calligrapher will get at least one of their names wrong on the housewarming party invitations. [Perez Hilton]

OK! says that Parker Posey and Keanu Reeves are dating. Did she need The Matrix explained to her too? [DListed]