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10 Songs About Lesbians That We Actually Like

Guys who go on and on and on about lady-love are so annoying. They’re lesbians, dude—they’re NOT going to be into you. The latest annoyance? “Girl Gotta Girlfriend” by the rappers Mams Taylor, Snoop Dogg and Bobby Valentino (listen above!), about a man with a girlfriend who tries to bring home a second woman for the night. Aren’t these lyrics touching?

“My girlfriend kissing on her girlfriend / They getting real naughty/ My money is cool, but I’d rather have you and my girlfriend running around my crib naked.”

The lesbian blog AfterEllen.com flipped ‘em a big gay bird, saying:

“Lesbians: We are just here for your pleasure. Do you have money and some champagne and a hotel room? Just tell us where and when!”

Yawn, enough with songs by heterosexual dudes about how great it would be to bang two women at once. There’s plenty of songs out there about real girl/girl relationships by Ani DiFranco, t.A.T.u, Jill Sobule, Le Tigre and a bunch of others. And a few fun ones by Lady GaGa and Katy Perry. Go cuddle up with your gal pal and take a listen. Keep reading »

Katy Perry Plays Shun, Shag, Or Marry

So I guess we’re not the only ones shunning, shagging, and marrying? On a recent Australian radio show, “Kyle and Jackie O,” Katy Perry was posed the familiar question: Shoot, shag or marry? The players: Pete Wentz, Benji Madden, John Mayer. Perry didn’t take long to answer. “Well, Pete seems like a really good dad, as of lately. So no offense Ashley, if you believe in multiple wives, I would marry Pete.” Okay, agreed. Then she followed up with this: “I don’t know if I could marry John Mayer, it would just be so intense. I’d definitely shag the s**t out of him though. I can go on record saying that.” Whoa. John Mayer, I’m sure you can get Katy’s number. CALL HER. [X17]

Of course, that left Benji. “I guess I’d have to shoot Benji, he’s a nice guy, but someone’s got to go down.”
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Photo Face-Off: Cindy Crawford Vs. Katy Perry

Cindy Crawford is the new face of some cheap-ass shampoo. The forty-three-year-old fashion model is hocking Austria’s Beauty Kiss line, which entails looking sexy while soaking wet in what looks to be a dungeon. Hmm, looks just like Katy Perry’s bondage cover for the June/July 2009 issue of Complex. So who do you think would wield a whip better? Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Katy Perry Comes Out Of Her Shell

Performing at 17th Life Ball, which benefits AIDS and HIV patients. [Vienna, Austria, 5/17/09] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Megan Fox Wants A Girlfriend

  • Megan Fox said she’s comfortable with her bisexuality and could see herself in a relationship with a woman. “Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands,” she said. [TMZ]
  • Kate Gosselin admits that she and Jon have been struggling in their marriage for months. “I don’t know that we’re in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing,” she told People. [People]
  • Harrison Ford has confirmed that he did propose to longtime girlfriend Calista Flockhart. [OK! Magazine]
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    Shut Up And Watch Katy Perry’s “Waking Up In Vegas” Video

    The title of this song says it all. High-stakes gambling, luxury hotel rooms, sparkly clothes, and bright lights abound in this Sin City dream featuring a wide-eyed Katy Perry. Oh, and the song isn’t bad either. Keep reading »

    Quick Pic: Katy Perry Protects Herself From The Swine Flu

    [Miami, FL, 4/28/09]
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    Star Couplings: Pete Doherty Is A Neanderthal!

  • Pete Doherty misses Kate Moss so much that he’s willing to headbutt her new boyfriend and run away with her thrown over his shoulder. [DListed]
  • Josh Groban and Katy Perry aren’t dating. According to his rep, they’re just really close friends. Yeah, we’ve heard that one before. [People]
  • Jermaine Dupri and Janet Jackson are still together. She must have needed a shoulder to cry on once she realized no one was going to her concerts. [Media Takeout]
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    Star Couplings: An Engagement And A Couple Weddings

  • Harrison Ford has finally asked Calista Flockhart to marry him. They’ve been dating for seven years. [Dlisted]
  • Katy Perry and Josh Groban are dating, but don’t tell anyone because they’ve been trying to keep it a secret. [Perez Hilton]
  • Winnie Cooper is officially off the market. Danica McKellar, who played Winnie on “The Wonder Years,” married composer Mike Verta on Sunday. [People]
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    Quickies!: Adriana Lima Is Married To An Alleged Pervert

  • Adrianna Lima’s husband, basketball star Marko Jaric, has been accused of sexually assaulting a Philadelphia woman. [TMZ]
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jaime Kennedy are dating. There’s a D-lister out there for everyone. [Dlisted]
  • We can now add Katy Perry to our list of celebs who don’t wear pants. Check out pics from her “Waking Up in Vegas” video. [Perez Hilton]
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