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Katy Perry And Kanye West Have Alien Sex

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Looks like Katy Perry and Kanye West have made up after beefing over the whole “Imma Let You Finish” debacle. Kanye has added some verses to her new single, “E.T.,” and yesterday Katy posted a photo of the two of them on the set of the new video. So what does Kanye rap about on the song? Here are some sample lyrics: “I wanna bathe … in your milky way … Rockets on deck/ Tell me what’s next/ Alien sex! I’mma disrobe you then I’mma probe you.” Bet Russell Brand loves that. [MTV] Keep reading »

Katy Perry Wants To Thank The Big Guy Upstairs…

…for all her blessings. I’m not sure which I’m more transfixed by — her incredibly visible and perky chi-chis in this photo or that amazing before/after GIF that I posted on Friday… Keep reading »

GIF Of The Day: Katy Perry Gets Photoshopped By Rolling Stone

Warning: this image might put you in a trance. On one hand, I’m glad to see they didn’t butcher the original image by shaving inches off Katy’s arms and legs. But they sure seemed to have pumped up her ta-tas huh? But the hand! The hand! I cannot look away! Keep reading »

What Is “Slutwave” And What Does It Have To Do With Katy Perry’s Boobs?

When I was a young teen, Britney Spears trotted onto the scene in her braids, schoolgirl skirt and red lipstick, posing for Rolling Stone while sucking lollipops and hugging stuffed animals. At the time, her look was described as “kinderwhore.” Over a decade later, Britney’s most barely-legal moments look tame in comparison to the pop tarts who’ve followed her. Lady Gaga‘s pantless get-ups. Katy Perry‘s latex dress and bra that shoots whipped cream. Miley Cyrus pole-dancing on an ice cream cart. Ke$ha‘s entire existence. A hipster blog called Hipster Runoff has coined a new name for it and none other than Rolling Stone has anointed it a genre (albeit a “fake genre”) in the pages of their magazine. Ladies and gentlemen, we are now riding the “slutwave.” Keep reading »

This Is A Divorceable Offense!

Katy Perry, who claims to never leave the house without makeup, apparently doesn’t sleep with a thick layer of foundation and her signature red lips. Husband Russell Brand snapped this photo of a makeup-free Perry in bed (clearly against her will) and then briefly posted it on Twitter. He took it down, but not before gossip blogs everywhere grabbed the image for themselves. How should Katy get revenge? [TooFab] Keep reading »

Little Soldier Girl … I Mean Boy … I Mean Girl

A mustachioed Katy Perry rocked a soldier getup at the Z100 Jingle Ball. Let’s give credit where credit is due: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt wore it first. Keep reading »

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