Posts tagged "katy perry"

Aaron Schock Compares Self To Lincoln, Also A Big Katy Perry Fan

Today was a sad day for Aaron Schock. First, they cancelled “Downton Abbey” (couldn’t they have waited a day?), and then, with a heavy heart, he delivered his farewell to speech to Congress. A speech in which he compared himself to Abraham Lincoln.

Via Politico:
Schock, whose resignation takes effect March 31,…

By: Robyn Pennacchia / March 26, 2015

Baptist Pastor Performs Dramatic Reading Of Katy Perry’s “E.T.”

In the context of some weird speech about how Katy Perry, Beyoncé, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus and–of course–Madonna, were all in cahoots with Satan to turn all of the children into Satan worshipers, Baptist Pastor Charles Lawson of Temple Baptist Church in Knoxville, Tennessee, launched into a dramatic reading of the Katy Perry part of…

By: Robyn Pennacchia / March 9, 2015

Rep. Aaron Schock Spent Donor, Taxpayer Funds On Katy Perry Concerts and Private Planes

Illinois Representative Aaron “Haters Gonna Hate” Schock, who you may remember from such hits as “Downton Abbey Themed Office” and “Super Racist Aide Who Thinks Black People Are Like Zoo Animals,” is currently the subject of an Associated Press investigation into his finance issues.

It turns out that Schock has spent taxpayer money…

By: Robyn Pennacchia / February 24, 2015

Now You, Too, Can Dance Poorly In A Shark Suit

Did you watch the Super Bowl halftime show and think to yourself, “Wow, Left Shark is living the bad-dancing-in-a-shark-suit dream”? Well, now you can live the dream too! Environmental activist David Lam has started an IndieGoGo campaign to manufacture replicas of the Katy Perry halftime show shark costume.

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / February 6, 2015

The Soapbox: Katy Perry’s Halftime Show Was Everything It Should Have Been

The annual Super Bowl is an homage to all things American, like male athleticism, geographically-based loyalty, bar food and corporate sponsors. The event also bookends one of the musical events of the year, the halftime show to end all halftime shows. The show is always a spectacle, speaking to both the limitless budget of the…

By: Chloe Stillwell / February 4, 2015

Jimmy Kimmel’s Latest “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” Will Make You Feel Old As Balls

Usually the point of Jimmy Kimmel’s “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” is to make you feel a little better about yourself, given the fact that incredibly beautiful and rich people still get vitriolic shit, just like normals. (My karma — at taking delight in this — and I will sort ourselves out later, thanks.) But last…

By: Beejoli Shah / February 3, 2015

We Are All The Shark On Katy Perry’s Left

The Super Bowl happened. Tom Brady and his friends won. Missy Elliot performed a very enthralling medley of her hits while Katy Perry flounced around in a sparkly, oversized sweatshirt.  And, during “Teenage Dream,” the one Katy Perry song I don’t really mind, two men in shark costumes danced a tightly-choreographed routine while surrounded by…

By: Megan Reynolds / February 2, 2015

Marissa Alexander Has Been Released From Prison

Florida Stand Your Ground defendant Marissa Alexander has been released from prison. [NBC]
Attorney General nominee Loretta Lynch is being grilled over her stance that waterboarding is torture. [The Guardian]
If policing strategies that position officers as members of the community rather than being removed from or above the community have bee…

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / January 28, 2015

Katy Perry & Taylor Swift Still Can’t Get Along

The Katy Perry vs. Taylor Swift feud rages on as Katy Perry’s producer sends out a tweet implying that Taylor mimicked Katy Perry’s sound in “1989.” #PopStarProblems [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
Kate Middleton is not happy that her sister Pippa dissed Kim Kardashian’s nude Paper magazine cover. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
What dating with…

By: Claire Hannum / December 11, 2014

Diplo Disses Taylor Swift’s Butt & Lorde Comes To Her Defense

Diplo, who is supposedly dating Katy Perry, dissed Katy’s nemesis Taylor Swift, saying she needs to get a “booty,” and Taylor’s bestie Lorde swung by to diss him back. [E]
Casey Wilson, formerly of “Saturday Night Live” and current star of “Marry Me,” is expecting her first child with husband David Caspe. [Us

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 13, 2014

Katy Perry Talks Depression

“I wanted to share that side of my story, because I know there are so many other people out there that have gone through things like that, and you always feel like you’re the only one going through that. You walk out the door, and you see someone you know, and they ask you how

By: Claire Hannum / November 12, 2014

Pissed Off Mom Sells “Spoiled Brat” Daughter’s Katy Perry Tickets On Facebook

One teenage girl from Fargo, North Dakota, won’t be seeing Katy Perry’s whipped cream rocket bra in person this month, thanks to her fed up mother. Cindy Bjerke decided to teach her daughter a lesson by selling the teen’s Katy Perry concert tickets online, which to me, seems like a pretty good punishment. The problem…

By: Katie Oldenburg / August 4, 2014

Katy Perry Responds To Accusations Of Racial Insensitivity

“As far as the mummy thing, I based it on plastic surgery. Look at someone like Kim Kardashian or Ice-T’s wife, Coco. Those girls aren’t African-American. But it’s actually a representation of our culture wanting to be plastic, and that’s why there’s bandages and it’s mummies. I thought that would really correlate well together… It…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 30, 2014

Oh You Fancy, Huh? Fish Are Now Receiving Acupuncture Before Becoming Your Sushi

After reading about Katy Perry, Neil Patrick-Harris and David Burtka‘s recent sushi meal at Park Restaurant in Montreal, I remain more fascinated by their fare than by the fact that Katy hangs with NPH and David. Why? Because their sushi was acupuncture-treated before it became their dinner.

By: Katie Oldenburg / July 16, 2014

Katy Perry Prefers “High-Frequency” Men And I Am Totally Confused

“I guess I happen to be attracted to high-frequency men … Sometimes you have to go through all this shit to get your grips on life and figure out what the next boundaries in your love life are going to be. You have to go through the mud in order to find that peaceful place.

By: Claire Hannum / June 8, 2014

Katy Perry Carries Rose Quartz To “Attract The Male”

Katy Perry told Cosmopolitan that she carries a lot of rose quartz with her because “it attracts the male.” Honey, throw those rocks out — or better yet, burn them — because the kind of men you are attracting are John Mayer and Russell Brand. Maybe you should be carrying pepper spray instead. [Celebuzz]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 5, 2014

It’s Time To Cry: This 5-Year-Old Became A Pop Star Thanks To Make-A-Wish

Five-year-old Addy told the Make-A-Wish Foundation that she wanted to be a pop star like her favorite singer, Katy Perry, so she made the coolest “Roar” music video you’ve ever seen. Addy was diagnosed with stage IV cancer when she was 4, but she recently won her battle with the disease. When she was undergoing…

By: Claire Hannum / May 11, 2014
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