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Star Mag’s Earth-Shattering Exclusive: Celebrity Crow’s Feet & Blackheads!

Who doesn’t love a good celebrity gossip rag mag? Sure, they’re our dirty little secret [Not so dirty, as my purse stuffed with Us Weekly and Life & Style can attest. — Editor], equal to someone opening the top drawer of our nightstand. But like any gluttonous pleasure, sometimes they go too far — like this week’s Star magazine, which features “celebs without makeup”. Ooooh, booga-booga! Worse yet, one of their cover girls is 15-year-old celebuspawn and Hannah Montana star, Miley Cyrus. She’s a child star — frankly she should be makeup-free! And if you’re reading this, then I know you have at least a t-shirt older than her baby face. Plus the other girls they feature front and center, like Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson and Katie Holmes, are all 30 and under — oh the horror of seeing their actual pores, smile lines, and, ACK, zits! Star Magazine, forget about wrinkles, your “reporting” is starting to show cracks. [Star] Keep reading »

Katie Holmes Does Not Want You To Forget How Much She Loves Tom Cruise

People in love can be really annoying to people that aren’t. But then there are some people in love that are annoying to everyone in the universe, even the most Hallmark-y, optimistic, happy-go-lucky teddy bears. Like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. While we obviously admire Katie’s fashion sense since she hooked up with the Mission Impossible actor, we think she’s become one of those “smug marrieds” that give other married ladies a bad name, namely because she’s become totally incapable of taking about anything else. Somebody needs to tell her the record is skipping! In an interview with The Daily Mail, Katie answered every (admittedly lame) question with a Totally Tommy answer. Highlights, after the jump: Keep reading »

Slideshow: Katie Holmes, Fashion Darling

We’re not super sold on the other half of Scientology’s hottest couple, but there’s no denying that Mrs. Cruise has got some fierce fashion sense. Keep reading »

Simcha’s Got It

Simcha is able to post her blogs because:

  • Catherine taught her
  • She has a degree
  • She’ll do anything for cold hard cash, except sign on to a bad movie deal [ MAD MONEY]
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  • Katie Holmes Free-Boobs It

    Katie Holmes — wife of Tom, mother of Suri, robot for Scientology — rocked the New York City Marathon this weekend, finishing in just over 5 hours. [Note: Our very own Catherine ran the race too and actually beat Katie's time. Yay! Also, Catherine did wear a bra. Double yay!] We would applaud her amazing athleticism and silently scold our own laziness, except we’re too focused on the fact that she apparently did it without a bra. Not good for the ta-tas Mrs. Cruise! [Just Jared] Keep reading »

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