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Simcha’s Got It

Simcha is able to post her blogs because:

  • Catherine taught her
  • She has a degree
  • She’ll do anything for cold hard cash, except sign on to a bad movie deal [ MAD MONEY]
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  • Katie Holmes Free-Boobs It

    Katie Holmes — wife of Tom, mother of Suri, robot for Scientology — rocked the New York City Marathon this weekend, finishing in just over 5 hours. [Note: Our very own Catherine ran the race too and actually beat Katie's time. Yay! Also, Catherine did wear a bra. Double yay!] We would applaud her amazing athleticism and silently scold our own laziness, except we’re too focused on the fact that she apparently did it without a bra. Not good for the ta-tas Mrs. Cruise! [Just Jared] Keep reading »