Look! A celebrity toddler in whore paint! That’s what Celebitchy says, though we still think the jury is out on whether Suri Cruise is wearing lipstick in this photo. But Suri and her mom, Katie Holmes, did brave New York City’s Snowpocalypse [Blizzardpalooza! -- Editor] yesterday to walk over to Sephora — a makeup store. It wouldn’t be the craziest thing in the world if girly-girl Suri had tried on a bit of lippy. Keep reading »
So, it isn’t Hump Day, but this blind item just can’t wait until then.
All the talk this week will be about Goat and Pillow, but as they weren’t married, this is just a breakup and division of assets, both live and inanimate. Far more complex and interesting is the ongoing saga of Chip and Grin, who are now living completely apart with a new agreement signed and sealed. She has the kid/s full time, which was a major triumph for her. Where did she get so much leverage? She found out that her marriage isn’t valid in the US and that Grin is planning on abetting a criminal pal (and alleged lover) of his out of the country and into a private love shack.
While the characters are obvious (Brad, Angelina, Tom, and Katie), the gossip — if true, which, who knows? — is juicy. [Blind Gossip] Keep reading »
Finally! The mystery of Suri Cruise’s kitten heels is solved. Explains mom, Katie Holmes to “Access Hollywood”:
“They are actually ballroom dancing shoes for kids. I found them for her and she loves them.”
I didn’t realize Suri was a ballroom dancer.
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It’s Wednesday, and is it just me, or has work been especially hard as we head towards the calorific holiday season? Just be glad that you won’t be critiqued by millions on your pecan pie-induced weight gain, and when you get too drunk at the office party, you won’t have to read about it on the cover of a magazine the next day. Celebrities aren’t so lucky. But their pain is our gain because their (possibly fictional) dramas are usually more interesting than anything we could make up on our own. And because we love you so much, we’ve read every tabloid that came out today and hand-picked the juiciest stories. Enjoy! Keep reading »