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Silly Bloggers: Katie Holmes Isn’t Actually Topless In These Photos

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Behold, some headlines that were splashed yesterday above these Katie Holmes images, from an ad campaign for H.Stern Jewelers that is currently running in Brazil.

  • Katie Holmes Goes Topless in New H.Stern Jewelry Ads [Hollywood Life]
  • Whoa! Katie Holmes Strips Down in Steamy H.Stern Ads [Us Weekly]
  • Katie Holmes Goes Topless for New Ad Campaign [ABC News]
  • Katie Holmes Topless: Strips for Sexy H.Stern Campaign [Daily Mail]
  • Katie Holmes H. Stern Jewelry Ads: Truly Sexy or Just a Topless Zombie [Celebitchy]

I would simply like to point out that letting the straps of one’s bikini fall loose does not make a girl “topless.” Holmes has a top on in every single image. Keep reading »

Style Evolution: Katie Holmes

Super stylish Katie Holmes, star of the upcoming Guillermo del Toro flick, “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark,” may have a successful secondary career as a fashion designer for Holmes & Yang, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t had some style mishaps in her past. The actress, who recently played Jackie O, has come a long way since her days on “Dawson’s Creek.” Take a journey through her love of midriff revealing tops, strapless dresses and glamorous gowns here. Keep reading »

Katie Holmes Getting “Scary Skinny” On Raw Vegetable Diet

Katie Holmes takes losing weight for movies seriously — even if her role doesn’t call for it. With “Don’t be Afraid of the Dark,” Holmes has gone on a radical diet that has brought her down to 130 pounds!

A source tells OK!, “When she wants to slim down for a role, she eats only unprocessed raw vegetables. Because of the sugar content, she tries not to eat fruit; if she does, she usually sticks to berries, because they have the lowest glycemic index.” Read more… Keep reading »

Tom Cruise Still Seduces Katie Holmes With Airplane Rides, “Kiss Me Kate” References

“He’s manly romantic. Two years ago he took me up on his P-51 Mustang, a fighter plane from World War II. He painted the words, ‘Kiss Me, Kate’ on the side. It feels like you’re on a bike in the sky. I thought, I’m either going to spend this whole flight totally freaked out or realize this is pretty thrilling.”

Katie Holmes dishes in the new issue of InStyle about how she and hubby Tom Cruise keep the romance alive. How very “Top Gun” of them. [People] Keep reading »

11 Celebs Letting It All Hang Outie

Oh what strange and wonderful thing the navel is, that adorable little button that collects human lint that smells kind of funny. Belly buttons are like snowflakes—no two are alike. I personally have an innie, but have always admired the beauty the far rarer outie. Imagine how liberating it must be to be able to keep your belly button clean at all times! A joy! Click through to see some celebs with ogle-worthy outies.

Department Of Nonsensical: Suri Cruise In Heels At The Beach

So, everybody knows that walking in heels in sand is virtually impossible. So why in the heck would both Katie Holmes and her little girl Suri Cruise wear heels to play around in the sand? The pair were spotted all dolled up at a Memorial Day beach party in Malibu. Ladies, ladies, ladies! Sensible flip-flops please! You’re making my calves hurt just looking at ya! Keep reading »

Bella Cruise Is Katie Holmes’ New Intern

Katie Holmes has a new apprentice over at her super pricey label, Holmes & Yang. And her apprentice’s name is Bella Cruise. Yes, as in Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman‘s adopted daughter, who is now 18. And Tom couldn’t be prouder. “Kate’s designing and [Bella] is just working her way up. She’s an artist, Bella, so it’s really great that she gets to work with it. She’s loving it,” he said. Even though Tom isn’t exactly sure what “it” is. “This is my wife’s company, so you talk about movie sets with me, I can tell you [about] that,” he joked when asked exactly what Bella does. Judging by the term “apprentice,” I’m going to assume that she’s using magic to make mops dance? Also, here’s hoping that her new job doesn’t lead her to gt rid of the blue hair. [People] Keep reading »

Style Stealer: Katie Holmes Gets A Pop-Of-Orange

I have been seriously lusting after this outfit ever since I first glimpsed it on Katie Holmes a few weeks. And I was super psyched to find out that her rusty orange skirt is going to be available at Ann Taylor in the not so distant future except … I want it nowwwww! (That’s my Veruca Salt impression, how did I do?) Luckily, I am a productive whiner, so I channeled my energy into finding similar pieces that make up her look. Check ‘em out, after the jump! Keep reading »

Quickies: Katie Holmes Isn’t A Drug Addict After All & Check Out Jon Hamm Looking Hawt!

  • Star magazine apologized to Katie Holmes for saying she uses drugs in a January issue with the headline “Katie Drug Shocker!” (The drugs Katie supposedly “uses”? Endorphins she gets from a reading by a Scientology e-meter. Yeah, lame.) The mag will make “substantial donation” to a charity of Katie’s choice “for any harm we may have caused,” according to a statement in its latest issue. Next up, Star will apologize to every single female actress whose lunchtime burrito was proclaimed “a bun in the oven”! [TMZ, PopEater]
  • Pink was snapped — literally — barefoot and pregnant at the grocery store. EW. [RadarOnline]
  • Uh oh. Angelina from “Jersey Shore” is pregnant. Put down that Long Island iced tea immediately, young lady. [TMZ]
  • Oh, hells yeah, there’s a royal title name generator! From henceforth I shall be known as Princess Jessica Musgrave Wakemanskitt of New York Cityport. [E! Online]

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Frisky Rant: Katie Holmes, Penis Is Not A Dirty Word!

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When I was five years old, I used to play with a little girl named Megan who lived across the street from my grandmother. One day, we were at Megan’s house playing with Barbie and Ken and I had a confusing realization. Grabbing the Ken doll, I asked Megan’s mom, “Why doesn’t Ken have a penis?” pointing out his vaguely bulging crotch. Megan’s mom immediately sent me home and told me to never come back. Apparently, “penis” was a dirty word in Megan’s house. (Ironically, there were other dirty things in Megan’s house, as she gave me lice.)

Katie Holmes kind of reminds me of Megan’s mom. Remember that photo of Suri Cruise holding a bag of penis gummies? (It’s, duh, above.) Well, Katie addressed the “controversy” on “Ellen” yesterday, although she couldn’t bring herself to actually say the word. Penis, I mean. Read on! Keep reading »