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Kate Upton Tries To Make Assless Jean Shorts Happen

Modeling her latest bikini collection, Kate Upton shows off a garment that we’re really hoping doesn’t catch on: ass-less denim shorts. Although to be fair, if anyone could pull of this look, it would be Kate. [VH1]

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Kate Upton Doubles Down On Sexy Videos

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Since Kate Upton is largely known for her twins, it shouldn’t be too surprising that the voluptuous model stars in a pair of videos currently going viral on the interwebs. In this first one, posted to photographer Terry Richardson’s website, Upton attempts to dance in the red dental-floss bikini she wore on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year.

Let’s just say that it doesn’t necessarily work so well. Keep reading »

Kate Upton & Katy Perry Rock “Sex” Louboutins

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In the past week, both Katy Perry and Kate Upton have rocked these new Christian Louboutin pumps, which have the word ‘sex’ written across the toe in Swarovski crystals. You know, because they’re subtle. Keep reading »

Would You Wear: Kate Upton’s Bikini Line?

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That Kate Upton is a smart girl. Realizing that her 15 minutes of fame, as the cover girl of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue at least, are currently ticking away, she’s launched her own swimwear collection. Titled “Kate Upton’s Beach Bunny Collection,” the line features a series of tiny, bejeweled bikinis. Not personally my style, but what do you think? (And keep in mind, Kate Upton’s rockin’ bod doesn’t come with…)

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Kate Upton Takes Off Her Clothes, Channels Marilyn Monroe For Muse Magazine

Apparently, Kates really like posing for magazines in the buff. Kate Walsh took it all off for the cover of Shape earlier this week. Now it’s Kate Upton‘s turn. The 19-year-old model appears nude on the new cover and within the new issue of Muse Magazine, an Italian “Fashionart” publication—though, let’s be honest, she’s not wearing that much less than on her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover. This cover is a re-creation of Marilyn Monroe’s so-called “Last Sitting,” which was shot in 1962 by Bert Stern, six week’s before the actress’ death. With her blonde hair teased high, Upton rolls around in a bed with white sheets, posing flirtily for photographer Sebastian Faena. Keep reading »

Mirror, Mirror: A Lament From A Size Zero On The Ever-Changing Body “Ideal”

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I spent my teens and early 20s wishing for a bigger, rounder, fuller body. In fact, I did more than wish. I padded my bra with two rolled-up washcloths, I wore two pairs of long underwear beneath my jeans, and I stuffed myself with a pint of ice cream every night. Every night.

Alas, none of it worked. I remained a small-boobed, flat-assed, tiny-limbed, size zero waif. Keep reading »

This Week’s Fashion by the Numbers

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It was a wild and crazy week in the fashion world. In addition to the runway shows taking over New York, everyone was talking about the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and a few major fashion brands floundered financially. Meanwhile, we drank wine and plucked our eyebrows (as per usual). Here are the top 10 style stats that caught our eye this week… Keep reading »

Hot Links: How Yellow Is Your Pee? Plus, Kate Upton Is Not Fat!

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Kate Upton Lands “Sports Illustrated” Swimsuit Cover, Reminds Us The World Likes Pretty 19-Year-Old Blonde Women

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An attractive teenager with a nice body is on the cover of a magazine wearing only a bikini. You have been informed. [Just Jared] Keep reading »

Kate Upton Indulges Your Sexy Nun Fantasy

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Kate Upton drew a lot of attention last year when she debuted as the first Victoria’s Secret catalogue model with more than one precent body fat. We haven’t seen much of her since, but pictures of her as a “sexy nun” in the modern adaptation of “The Three Stooges” hit the web last week. Her sexy nun look is very literal, so I’m guessing that her appearance in the film is, well, gratuitous. What do you think of this quasi-religious bikini? [ONTD]

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