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Kate Upton’s Boobs Survived Zero Gravity — Plus, That Time Miley Cyrus Ate A Pair Of Panties

Kate Upton’s Boobs To Conquer The Final Frontier

Just when you thought there was nowhere else to go, nothing more to do with Kate Upton’s boobs, you were mistaken. According to a report by The New York Post, Kate Upton’s boobs are conquering the final frontier for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue’s 50th anniversary, due out February 11th. Allegedly, the model’s SI photo shoot took place in a zero-gravity space chamber, where she was styled to “look like something out of ‘Barbarella.’” Ironically, after her last cover shoot in Antarctica, Jimmy Fallon  made a joke about how her next SI cover should be shot in space. “Think about this; there’s no gravity,” he joked. Someone definitely thought about that A LOT. Shocker. [NY Post]

The New Hot Pockets Promo Featuring Kate Upton And Snoop Dogg Is Amazing

Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg promote Hot Pockets
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I know it sounds bizarre, but trust me on this one: this new Hot Pockets spot, featuring Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg, is a must-watch. Set to a Pockets-themed version of Biz Markie’s “Just a Friend,” it’s trippy, weirdly charming, and of course makes Hot Pockets look waaaaay more delicious than they have ever been and ever will be. [via Huffington Post]

Maksim Chmerkovskiy Has Sashayed His Way Into Kate Upton’s Heart

  • New couple alert! Kate Upton is dating “Dancing with the Stars”‘ Maksim Chmerkovskiy. I wonder if they argue over who is hotter, like, constantly? Better question: will I ever memorize the spelling of his name? [The Blemish]
  • Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears’ musical collaboration, off of Miley’s upcoming album, Bangerz, has leaked and it’s … meh. Listen to “SMS (Bangerz)” here. [Celebuzz]
  • The series finale beat its own ratings record, hauling in 10.3 million viewers, putting their previous record of 6.6 million to shame. But be warned: those are 10.3 million people who have the potential to spoil the ending for those of you who haven’t watched yet… [Newser]
  • Writer Elizabeth Wurtzel has targeted her latest dumb screed at millennials! Here are the worst lines from her piece. [The Gloss]
  • Solid advice for what to say (and not say) to someone who is grieving. [Tres Sugar]

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Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Cover Was Bad For Her Self-Esteem

  • Kate Upton says she “felt terrible” about herself for a month after her Sports Illustrated cover was released. “Every single guy I met was either married or about to be married, and I felt like I was their bachelor present or something,” she told Elle. “I’m not a toy, I’m a human. I’m not here to be used. I am a grown woman, and you need to figure your shit out.” [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Are Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux actually getting surprised married this weekend at Justin’s birthday party? That’s the rumor! [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Today in Advice Columns Seemingly Written With Me In Mind: how to deal when you’re the only single friend left! [Tres Sugar]
  • Oh hey, there are Nicki Minaj’s titties. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

10 Boob Tricks Courtesy Of Kate Upton

The other day I saw a picture of a Kate Upton in a formal dress with her entire underboobage exposed, and my first thought was: Where are her nipples? But then I realized she was wearing the most seamless nude bra ever and my second thought was: This woman is the master when it comes to knowing how to work her boobs. Seriously, there’s nothing that woman can’t do with her breasts. Kate Upton has redefined the possibilities of what you can do with a good pair. And it isn’t about turning men on. It’s that she always seems to be getting maximum enjoyment out of her own boobs, which is something to strive for. It doesn’t hurt that she’s well-endowed and well, one of the most beautiful women in the world. No matter what cup size — Itty Bitty Titty Member here! — we can all learn a few tricks from Kate. Click through for some ideas about how to get more creative with your boobs.

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