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2014: The Year In Boobs

Holy moley, were there a lot of boob stories in 2014! You’d think that between #BreakTheInternet and “Anaconda,” this year would go to butts, but you’d be wrong. We learned a lot about Dolly Parton’s boobs, Free the Nipple became part of the feminist movement, and Jasmine Tridevil beguiled us all. Click through to see…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / December 15, 2014

Florida Art Gallery Plans To Show Stolen Nude Photos Of Jennifer Lawrence & Kate Upton

An art gallery in St. Petersburg, Florida called CACA plans to display the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton in an upcoming exhibition by the “artist” XVALA. Ugh. [DListedTime]
Britney Spears is back in the studio! [Huffington Post]
Joan Rivers’ fashion victims reflected on some of her finest insult…

Claire Hannum / September 5, 2014

Nude Photos Of Jennifer Lawrence & Other Celebs Leak

Nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence appeared on a 4chan board Sunday following a massive hack; the actress’ publicist confirmed the images are of her. “This is a flagrant violation of privacy. The authorities have been contacted and will prosecute anyone who posts the stolen photos of Jennifer Lawrence,” her publicist told TMZ. Lawrence’s naked pic…

Jessica Wakeman / August 31, 2014

Celebrity Matchmaker: 8 Sets Of Stars Who Would Make Hot Babies

Hollywood has a problem: a bunch of hot, young celebrities are running around and not making hot offspring with each other. This is why we’ve complied a list of sexy stars who should totally hook up and have babies. It’s not Mindy Kaling’s fault that she hasn’t had beautiful kids with Liam Hemsworth yet. No one…

Katie Oldenburg / May 12, 2014

Kate Upton: “I Wish I Had Smaller Boobs Every Day of My Life”

They’ve made her a lot of money, but Kate Upton still wishes her boobs were not quite so substantial, “I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life. I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs,” the swimsuit model told The Sun on Sunday. Cue the violin. Read more about Kate Upton’s

Celebuzz / April 15, 2014

Kate Upton Says Creepy Website’s Leaked Topless Photos Are Fakes, Threatens Major Lawsuit

Finding leaked nude photos of Kate Upton would be like winning the Internet Lottery, and one website was so desperate to get those sweet, sweet perv clicks that they just made their own “nude” photos of Kate Upton in Photoshop. But that sort of juvenile asshattery is not OK or legal, so Upton is threatening to sue…

The Gloss / March 11, 2014

Kate Upton’s Zero Gravity Bikinis Are Floating To A Target Near You

I know, I know. The moment you saw Kate Upton’s zero gravity Sports Illustrated photo spread, you were like, Where can I get a teeny tiny gold bikini that would be appropriate to wear in space and kind of makes me look like a more vapid Barbarella? Wonder no more because Target has teamed u…

Ami Angelowicz / February 19, 2014

Kate Upton’s Boobs Survived Zero Gravity — Plus, That Time Miley Cyrus Ate A Pair Of Panties

So, Kate Upton didn’t make the front cover of the Sports Illustrated 50th Anniversary issue, but she did make the back cover. Anyhow, please enjoy her pictures in the magazine. They feature her boobs in zero gravity. Is there anything those boobs can’t do? [Celebuzz]
There’s such thing as poopgasm. I shit you…

Ami Angelowicz / February 18, 2014

Kate Upton’s Boobs To Conquer The Final Frontier

Just when you thought there was nowhere else to go, nothing more to do with Kate Upton’s boobs, you were mistaken. According to a report by The New York Post, Kate Upton’s boobs are conquering the final frontier for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue’s 50th anniversary, due out February 11th. Allegedly, the model’s SI photo shoot took…

Ami Angelowicz / January 11, 2014

The New Hot Pockets Promo Featuring Kate Upton And Snoop Dogg Is Amazing

I know it sounds bizarre, but trust me on this one: this new Hot Pockets spot, featuring Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg, is a must-watch. Set to a Pockets-themed version of Biz Markie’s “Just a Friend,” it’s trippy, weirdly charming, and of course makes Hot Pockets look waaaaay more delicious than they have ever bee…

Rachel Krause / October 9, 2013

Maksim Chmerkovskiy Has Sashayed His Way Into Kate Upton’s Heart

New couple alert! Kate Upton is dating “Dancing with the Stars”‘ Maksim Chmerkovskiy. I wonder if they argue over who is hotter, like, constantly? Better question: will I ever memorize the spelling of his name? [The Blemish]
Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears’ musical collaboration, off of Miley’s upcoming album, Bangerz, has leaked and it’…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 30, 2013

Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Cover Was Bad For Her Self-Esteem

Kate Upton says she “felt terrible” about herself for a month after her Sports Illustrated cover was released. “Every single guy I met was either married or about to be married, and I felt like I was their bachelor present or something,” she told Elle. “I’m not a toy, I’m a human. I’m not here to be…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 8, 2013

10 Boob Tricks Courtesy Of Kate Upton

The other day I saw a picture of a Kate Upton in a formal dress with her entire underboobage exposed, and my first thought was: Where are her nipples? But then I realized she was wearing the most seamless nude bra ever and my second thought was: This woman is the master when it comes

Ami Angelowicz / August 2, 2013

Kate Upton Naked, On A Horse!

Kate Upton is naked on a horse! I repeat, Kate Upton is naked on a horse! [Stupid Celebrities]
Russell Brand says he tried to make a play for Mila Kunis while they were filming “Forgetting Sarah Marshall,” but she turned him down. Probably a good call. And YET, Ashton Kutcher? [Evil Beet Gossip]…

Ami Angelowicz / June 20, 2013

Kate Upton Causes Controversy With New Photo Shoot

How do we feel about Kate Upton — that’s P. Diddy’s new girlfriend, BTW — posing with endangered animals in the latest issue of Bazaar? Well, for starters, I’m jealous. [Socialite Life]
Why American has fallen in love with “Dancing with the Stars” Zendaya Coleman. [Celebuzz]
“I’m wanted, I’m hot, I’m everything you’re not!”…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 10, 2013

Kate Upton And P. Diddy Are Dating

New couple alert (that makes us slightly uncomfortable): Kate Upton is dating P. Diddy, AKA Puff Daddy, AKA Sean Combs.  She’s 20. He’s 43. [New York Daily News]
New Justin Bieber haircut: do not like. [Popdust]
Lindsay Lohan did an awkward interview with David Letterman about going to rehab. [HyperVocal]

Jessica Wakeman / April 10, 2013

Kate Upton’s Doppelganger Is Just as Sexy (And Topless) As She Is

If Kate Upton is your doppelganger, you’ve been dealt a pretty good hand. Perhaps not a hand as good as Upton herself, but good. Ania Korkh, a Russian woman who bares a striking resemblance to the gorgeous Sports Illustrated cover girl, decided Hey! Why should Upton be the only gal wearing a fur-hooded parka with nothing

The Stir / March 7, 2013

Sports Illustrated’s Kate Upton Cover Is Straight-Up Sadistic

Sports Illustrated thinks it is no biggie that Kate Upton nearly got hypothermia posing in a bikini in Antarctica (yes, seriously), BECAUSE BOOBS. [Slate]
For yesterday’s V-Day and One Billion Rising campaigns, feminist activists installed a temporary memorial to rape survivors on the Washington Mall in the reflecting pool. Check out a heartbreaking pic…

Jessica Wakeman / February 15, 2013

Wipe Your Drool: A Kate Upton Superbowl Commercial

Bouncing boobs, short shorts, soap, water, a luxury car … I don’t think anyone will enjoy Kate Upton’s Mercedes-Benz Superbowl commercial. I mean, a slow motion car wash?  I just don’t get it. Is this supposed to be sexy or something? And what is this Superbowl that everyone is talking about? Just kidding! Mop that…

Ami Angelowicz / January 22, 2013
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