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Celebrity Matchmaker: 8 Sets Of Stars Who Would Make Hot Babies

Hollywood has a problem: a bunch of hot, young celebrities are running around and not making hot offspring with each other. This is why we’ve complied a list of sexy stars who should totally hook up and have babies. It’s not Mindy Kaling‘s fault that she hasn’t had beautiful kids with Liam Hemsworth yet. No one has pointed out the possibility … until now. See which other famous pairs would make the world a more aesthetically gratifying place by procreating.

Kate Upton: “I Wish I Had Smaller Boobs Every Day of My Life”

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They’ve made her a lot of money, but Kate Upton still wishes her boobs were not quite so substantial, “I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life. I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs,” the swimsuit model told The Sun on Sunday. Cue the violin. Read more about Kate Upton’s boobs on Celebuzz…

Kate Upton Says Creepy Website’s Leaked Topless Photos Are Fakes, Threatens Major Lawsuit

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Finding leaked nude photos of Kate Upton would be like winning the Internet Lottery, and one website was so desperate to get those sweet, sweet perv clicks that they just made their own “nude” photos of Kate Upton in Photoshop. But that sort of juvenile asshattery is not OK or legal, so Upton is threatening to sue the pants off them. Read more on The Gloss…

Kate Upton’s Zero Gravity Bikinis Are Floating To A Target Near You

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I know, I know. The moment you saw Kate Upton’s zero gravity Sports Illustrated photo spread, you were like, Where can I get a teeny tiny gold bikini that would be appropriate to wear in space and kind of makes me look like a more vapid Barbarella? Wonder no more because Target has teamed up with Sports Illustrated to create an exclusive line of swimsuits based on the 50th anniversary issue. You can purchase an exact replicas of Kate’s two zero-G bikinis for a mere $35. Boobs that defy gravity are not included. [People]

Kate Upton’s Boobs Survived Zero Gravity — Plus, That Time Miley Cyrus Ate A Pair Of Panties

Kate Upton’s Boobs To Conquer The Final Frontier

Just when you thought there was nowhere else to go, nothing more to do with Kate Upton’s boobs, you were mistaken. According to a report by The New York Post, Kate Upton’s boobs are conquering the final frontier for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue’s 50th anniversary, due out February 11th. Allegedly, the model’s SI photo shoot took place in a zero-gravity space chamber, where she was styled to “look like something out of ‘Barbarella.’” Ironically, after her last cover shoot in Antarctica, Jimmy Fallon  made a joke about how her next SI cover should be shot in space. “Think about this; there’s no gravity,” he joked. Someone definitely thought about that A LOT. Shocker. [NY Post]

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