I know, I know. The moment you saw Kate Upton’s zero gravity Sports Illustrated photo spread, you were like, Where can I get a teeny tiny gold bikini that would be appropriate to wear in space and kind of makes me look like a more vapid Barbarella? Wonder no more because Target has teamed up with Sports Illustrated to create an exclusive line of swimsuits based on the 50th anniversary issue. You can purchase an exact replicas of Kate’s two zero-G bikinis for a mere $35. Boobs that defy gravity are not included. [People]
Just when you thought there was nowhere else to go, nothing more to do with Kate Upton’s boobs, you were mistaken. According to a report by The New York Post, Kate Upton’s boobs are conquering the final frontier for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue’s 50th anniversary, due out February 11th. Allegedly, the model’s SI photo shoot took place in a zero-gravity space chamber, where she was styled to “look like something out of ‘Barbarella.’” Ironically, after her last cover shoot in Antarctica, Jimmy Fallon made a joke about how her next SI cover should be shot in space. “Think about this; there’s no gravity,” he joked. Someone definitely thought about that A LOT. Shocker. [NY Post]
I know it sounds bizarre, but trust me on this one: this new Hot Pockets spot, featuring Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg, is a must-watch. Set to a Pockets-themed version of Biz Markie’s “Just a Friend,” it’s trippy, weirdly charming, and of course makes Hot Pockets look waaaaay more delicious than they have ever been and ever will be. [via Huffington Post]
The other day I saw a picture of a Kate Upton in a formal dress with her entire underboobage exposed, and my first thought was: Where are her nipples? But then I realized she was wearing the most seamless nude bra ever and my second thought was: This woman is the master when it comes to knowing how to work her boobs. Seriously, there’s nothing that woman can’t do with her breasts. Kate Upton has redefined the possibilities of what you can do with a good pair. And it isn’t about turning men on. It’s that she always seems to be getting maximum enjoyment out of her own boobs, which is something to strive for. It doesn’t hurt that she’s well-endowed and well, one of the most beautiful women in the world. No matter what cup size — Itty Bitty Titty Member here! — we can all learn a few tricks from Kate. Click through for some ideas about how to get more creative with your boobs.