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Katie Couric To Duchess Kate: Eat A Sandwich

Stalk Kate's Clothes
Covet Kate Middleton's clothing? There's an app for that. Read More »
Kate's Eyeliner
She sure can't get enough of it. Read More »
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  • Katie Couric wagged her finger at Kate Middleton and in her best maternal lecture-y voice told her to put some meat on those bones.  [Socialite Life]
  • Beyoncé doesn’t want to be friends with Kim Kardashian and gives her the “silent treatment” when they’re all hanging out together. [Hollywood Life]
  • Ingredients you need to be on the watch for when buying beauty products. I personally have to watch out for purple dyes. They give me a rash! [Betty Confidential]
  • How to lose weight without dieting: it’s all about being prepared with healthy foods to eat. [A New Mode]
  • Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds could be dunzo soon because she wants a ring on her finger but he’s still too traumatized by the ScarJo divorce. [ONTD]

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Now You Can Literally Stalk Kate Middleton’s Outfits Via iPhone App

Kate's Eyeliner
She sure can't get enough of it. Read More »
Dear Kate's Hair
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Shut Up, Karl
Karl Lagerfeld runs his mouth about the Middleton sisters. Read More »

So obsessed with Kate Middleton’s outfits that you need to own them? There’s a new iPhone app called Kate’s Style List that shows each and every one of Kate’s outfits and directs you where to buy them online. Her gorgeous teal dress from the Olympic Gala in London is out of the question for most of us but Kate’s preppier looks like colored jeans, blazers, and her famous L.K. Bennett nude heels are affordable even if you aren’t married to a duke. Keep reading »

I’m Sorry, What? Katrina Darling Is An Embarrassment For Kate, But Prince Harry Dressed As A Nazi And We’re Cool?

Kate's Cousin
katrina darling burlesque photo
... a burlesque dancer who is posing for Playboy! Read More »
Prince Harry Naked!
Prince Hot Ginge's nude photos hit the internet! Read More »

So, by now most of us know that Kate Middleton has a (very distant) cousin named Katrina Darling who is a burlesque dancer. Ms. Darling just posed on the cover of Playboy and some of the words being used by the media to somberly describe how Ms. Middleton feels about this matter are “embarrassed,” “ashamed,” and “disheartened.”

Remember when Prince Harry dressed as a Nazi for Halloween? “Yes,” (probably some of) you say. But do you? Do we? Because it seemed like after the photos surfaced of him in a Nazi outfit, all he was given was a verbal lashing by the press for a week and Prince Charles’ version of Hank Hill’s “Dangit Bobby!” and then it pretty much disappeared. Yes, he apologized. “He made a mistake!” people say.

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Can Someone Powder Pippa Middleton?

Pippa's Saucy Pics
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Pictures of Pippa Middleton in her bra are floating around. Read More »
Pippa Lift?
A new plastic surgery trend inspired by Pippa Middleton. Read More »
Texting pippa!
Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton keep in touch. Read More »
Harry Gropes Pippa
Prince Harry Pippa Middleton butt grope photo
Prince Harry gets handsy with the world's most famous butt. Read More »

I’m not trying to throw shade, but Pippa Middleton royally needs some help with her beauty game.Why does she have to go around in Forever 21 Couture with a deep orange Travolta tan and a face you can see your reflection in (contrary to rumors that old Pip loves herself a good powder session) while her oh-so-lucky sister the Duchess gets to be the darling of commoners and fashion editors alike? Not fair!

Kate Middleton’s Naughty Cousin Is On The Cover Of “Playboy”

Kate's Cousin
katrina darling burlesque photo
... a burlesque dancer who is posing for Playboy! Read More »
Well Played: Kate Middleton
She steps up her princess style game. Read More »
Pippa's Saucy Pics
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Pictures of Pippa Middleton in her bra are floating around. Read More »

That Middleton family is just oozing with style.Duchess Katherine is the epitome of classy chic, sister Pippa always looks trendy and appropriate, and now, their distant cousin Katrina Darling has emerged on the scene with her own unique and risque aesthetic. Which really is to say, Katrina’s a burlesque dancer who’s on the cover of one of the most famous porn magazines ever, wearing some sexy black lingerie. I don’t know about you, but I kind of love the fact that Kate Middleton’s cousin is on the cover of Playboy.

All you have to do is take one look at their hair to know they’re related. The hair on their head! God. You’re gross.

Katrina and Kate are technically second cousins once removed (Kate’s great grandfather is the brother of Katrina’s grandmother), but still, you can see some resemblance. From their shiny, luxurious locks to their wide-set eyes and big smile, Kate and Katrina have many an enviable feature. It’s no wonder Katrina’s gaining some fame.  Read more …

Does Kate Middleton Hold Pippa Middleton To A Double Standard?

All right, you all know I’m a Pippa Middleton apologist. I feel for Pippa. I think she’s gotten the sh-t end of the scepter since Kate Middleton because Mrs. William Wales and the world’s golden girl. I know there are stories that she’s a social climber and trying to capitalize on her sister’s fame but I just don’t see it all the way out here in the middle of America so I don’t focus on that. What I will focus on is the fact that Kate’s brother, James Middleton,was just snapped with Hollywood D-lister and hot mess, Mischa Barton, and there’s no slap on the wrist. And it got me thinking. Do Kate Middleton and the royal family hold Princess Pippa to a higher standard? Read more…

Duchess Kate Wears Too Much Eyeliner But I’m Obsessed With Her Anyway

Dear Kate Middleton's Hair
Your constant perfection is kinda depressing. Read More »
Well Played: Duchess Kate
She steps up her princess style game. Read More »
Caption This: Kate & Queen
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Kate's Cousin
katrina darling burlesque photo
... a burlesque dancer who is posing for Playboy! Read More »

When Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, isn’t all glammed up for events, I think she is so freakin’ adorable. Is that disrespectful to say of a future princess? I just mean that she looks so relaxed and smiley, like a fun normal girl with exceptionally shiny, voluminous hair, that I want her to be my best pretty princess friend. Bonus points for looking downright fabulous in Yves Klein blue! So if we did happen to become best pretty princess friends, which is almost entirely possible, I would gently advise her to loosen up the vise grip on the black eye pencil, and steer her in the direction of a thin, clean liquid line on the upper lid. There is no reason that anyone, especially a girl as lovely and as married to Prince William as Kate, should be wearing such heavy-handed liner to a daytime sporting event (oh, just the Olympics). However, I will note that she is clearly magic, because she’s sitting in the sun and that stuff is not budging. I would die to know what’s inside Kate’s makeup bag, but I feel pretty confident that she will never, ever tell. That skin! It’s gotta be the bee venom.

Karl Lagerfeld Has Opinions About Pippa Middleton’s Face

Pippa's Posterior
Where the trend started. Read More »
Pippa's Saucy Pics
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Pictures of Pippa Middleton in her bra are floating around. Read More »
Pippa Lift?
A new plastic surgery trend inspired by Pippa Middleton. Read More »

“Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don’t like the sister’s face. She should only show her back.”

– Gee, Karl Lagerfeld, tell us how you really feel. I know no one can compare to the great beauty that is Choupette, but did you have to follow up a compliment for Kate Middleton by insulting Pippa? So mean. [The Sun via Dlisted]

Well Played: Kate Middleton Steps Up The Princess Style Stakes In Gorgeous Blue Stella McCartney

Well Played: Princess Kate
Looking royal in royal blue. Read More »
Dear Kate's Hair
Your constant perfection is kinda depressing. Read More »
Kate's No Style Icon
Can we stop pretending Kate Middleton is a style icon? Read More »
Kate's Cousin
katrina darling burlesque photo
... a burlesque dancer who is posing for Playboy! Read More »

Kate Middleton has gotten a lot of flack for her somewhat staid royal dress sense. William’s bride hasn’t made a sartorial misstep to date, but she definitely tends to go for a lot of very safe, very modest looks that are, well, kind of yawn-inducing. They aren’t necessarily the wrong choices — she does have a certain regality to uphold, and have you seen some of the busted polyester shit Beatrice and Eugenie wear? — but I think Kate has wonderful taste and really could grow into the style icon lot she’s been prematurely dealt. I’ll admit, I covertly cross my fingers whenever she makes a formal appearance in hopes that she’ll step out in a seriously jaw-dropping (yet palace-appropriate) look this time … and I think we’re getting closer! Stella McCartney’s designs occasionally leave me lukewarm, but this simple short-sleeved azure shift with its nipped-in waist is flawless on Kate, and a promising sign of fashion “risks” (I use that term lightly) to come. But seriously, I am still dying — dying — to see the duchess in an Elie Saab creation. I’ll send her an email with the address to his London store just in case. [Photo: FameFlynet]

Kate Middleton Is (Kinda Sorta) On The Cover Of Marie Claire South Africa

Kate's Cousin
katrina darling burlesque photo
... a burlesque dancer who is posing for Playboy! Read More »
Bikini Pics!
kate middleton bikini pic
A honeymoon pic of Kate Middleton in a bikini is afoot. Read More »
Humiliated
Kate Middleton is humiliated
... that she has to curtsy to the royal "blood princesses." Read More »
Morning Quickies
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  • Kate Middleton is on the cover of South Africa’s Marie Claire magazine … at least, her artistic rendering is. The mag’s editor called the image “a hyper-real illustration of Kate, meant to be a fan art tribute to fashion’s new royal icon.” Okay, sure. [Socialite Life]
  • The Internet thought Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were married for a hot second this weekend. [Betty Confidential]
  • A family friend of George Zimmerman, the Florida man who shot and killed Trayvon Martin, has come forward to say he sexually abused her for 10 years from age six to 19. Trigger warning for these ones. [Huffington Post, Uptown Magazine]

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