Danish magazine Se Og Hor has published bottomless photos of Kate Middleton, toweling off and wearing a bikini top on a balcony/porch beside Prince William. I’m assuming these pics were taken at the same time as the topless photos, when she and William were vacationing in the South of France — meaning they assumed they had some motherfucking privacy. Keep reading »
“I didn’t mean that! I only meant I don’t think her makeup is right; she has a roundish face and round eyes and she should pick another makeup for the eyes.”
— Karl Lagerfeld attempts to clarify his comments regarding Pippa Middleton after they were apparently misconstrued. The Kaiser professed not long ago that Pippa “should only show her back,” but he insists that isn’t really what he meant! For the record, he just loves Duchess Kate, but that doesn’t mean she’s his pick of the bunch… Keep reading »
Boobs? What boobs? Now that a French court has ruled that Kate Middleton’s topless photos can no longer be printed, can we focus on the Duke and Duchess doing other things? Like, showing off their dance moves during a traditional welcoming ceremony on the Pacific island of Tuvalu?
I think Kate wins the dance-off here, if there was one. There wasn’t, but I always think the world needs more dance-offs, so I insert them wherever I feel like. Willy’s hips are little stiff. But he wears the Polynesian skirt well. [DListed]
Enough with this Kate Middleton topless pics scandal. It’s not like she has state secrets tattooed under those suckers, so everyone please just calm down. I knew the whole scandal had gotten way out of hand when my husband — who could care less about pop culture — had an interest in the whole mess. He was late to the media frenzy, of course, but when he got wind that someone was actually going to print pics of the Duchess’ bare breasts, he was like, ‘Wow. Really. I gotta see that. What magazine are they in again?’ Now, that’s a reaction I expect from nude news about Zoe Saldana or Scarlett Johannson. But Kate?!?! Seriously, what do people think she’s hiding under those designer frocks anyway? Read more…
These photos of Prince William and Kate Middleton are legit — the couple did take a boat tour of the Solomon Islands — but they have clearly been so enhanced in Photoshop as to look hilariously fake. My hunch is the photographer didn’t get the best shots of the royal couple’s faces, so he did extensive work in post, possibly meshing multiple photos into one. As a result, William and Kate’s faces look super crisp — as crisp as the faces in both the foreground and the background. Odd!
It’s one step forward two steps back for an “embarrassed” Prince William andKate Middleton. Suing the French tabloid, Closer magazine, seemed like the best idea when they woke to find Kate Middleton’s boobs splashed all over the glossy gossip rag yesterday but that might not be enough. Italian magazine, Chi, is picking up the flag of its fallen comrade and reportedly will publish all the elicit photos taken during the vacation in Provence in a 26-page spread next week.
Chi editor, Alfonso Signorini, explained his reasoning to the BBC and said,“The fact that these are the future rulers of England makes the article more interesting and topical. This is a deserving topic because it shows in a completely natural way the daily life of a very famous, young and modern couple in love.” Read more…
Emma Roberts, I am giving this tweet serious side eye. Kate Middleton may now be a member of the Royal Family, but her breasts are still her own, to do with as she pleases within the parameters of what’s legal. So, proper princesses have tan lines and a lack of bodily freedom? Pretty sure that wasn’t in Kate’s wedding vows. [The Gloss]
Prince Harry has some company, because now his sister-in-law Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, is embroiled in her own nude photo scandal, the BBC reports. French magazine Closer published blurry topless pictures of Kate, apparently taken with a long lens while she and Prince William were on a private holiday at a French chateau owned by the queen’s nephew. The royal couple filed a lawsuit today, TMZ reports, but no further details are available yet. Read more…