Posts tagged "kate middleton"

Danish Mag Publishes Bottomless Kate Middleton Nude Photos

Danish magazine Se Og Hor has published bottomless photos of Kate Middleton, toweling off and wearing a bikini top on a balcony/porch beside Prince William. I’m assuming these pics were taken at the same time as the topless photos, when she and William were vacationing in the South of France — meaning they assumed they had…

Jessica Wakeman / September 28, 2012

Karl Lagerfeld Wants You To Know What He Really Meant To Say About Pippa

“I didn’t mean that! I only meant I don’t think her makeup is right; she has a roundish face and round eyes and she should pick another makeup for the eyes.”
Karl Lagerfeld attempts to clarify his comments regarding Pippa Middleton after they were apparently misconstrued. The Kaiser professed not long ago that…

Rachel Krause / September 18, 2012

William And Kate Get Their Hula On In Tuvalu

Boobs? What boobs? Now that a French court has ruled that Kate Middleton’s topless photos can no longer be printed, can we focus on the Duke and Duchess doing other things? Like, showing off their dance moves during a traditional welcoming ceremony on the Pacific island of Tuvalu?
I think Kate wins the dance-off here,…

Ami Angelowicz / September 18, 2012

What’s So Great About Kate Middleton’s Breasts, Anyway?

Enough with this Kate Middleton topless pics scandal. It’s not like she has state secrets tattooed under those suckers, so everyone  please just calm down. I knew the whole scandal had gotten way out of hand when my husband — who could care less about pop culture — had an interest in the whole mess. He wa…

The Stir / September 18, 2012

French Magazine Ordered To Hand Over Kate Middleton’s Topless Photo

A French court ruled today that Kate Middleton’s topless photos cannot be printed again throughout France. Closer magazine, which first published the photos of Kate sunbathing topless while on vacation, must hand over its original copies of the photos to the palace within 24 hours. Both an Irish newspaper and an Italian magazine have…

Jessica Wakeman / September 18, 2012

Prince William & Kate Middleton (Look Photoshopped) On A Boat!

These photos of Prince William and Kate Middleton are legit — the couple did take a boat tour of the Solomon Islands — but they have clearly been so enhanced in Photoshop as to look hilariously fake. My hunch is the photographer didn’t get the best shots of the royal couple’s faces, so he did extensive work…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 17, 2012

More Scandal For Prince William And Kate Middleton! Italian Tabloid To Print Everything

It’s one step forward two steps back for an “embarrassed” Prince William andKate Middleton. Suing the French tabloid, Closer magazine, seemed like the best idea when they woke to find Kate Middleton’s boobs splashed all over the glossy gossip rag yesterday but that might not be enough. Italian magazine, Chi, is picking up the flag of its fallen comrade and…

Celeb Dirty Laundry / September 15, 2012

Emma Roberts Has An Opinion About Kate Middleton Sunbathing Topless

Emma Roberts, I am giving this tweet serious side eye. Kate Middleton may now be a member of the Royal Family, but her breasts are still her own, to do with as she pleases within the parameters of what’s legal. So, proper princesses have tan lines and a lack of bodily freedom? Pretty sure that wasn’t…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 14, 2012

William, Kate Sue Over Topless Pics

Prince Harry has some company, because now his sister-in-law Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, is embroiled in her own nude photo scandal, the BBC reports. French magazine Closer published blurry topless pictures of Kate, apparently taken with a long lens while she and Prince William were on a private holiday at a French chateau owned by the queen’s nephew.

Newser / September 14, 2012

Palace Pissed About Topless Kate Middleton Photos

The palace is extremely pissed France’s tabloid Closer published topless sunbathing photos of Kate Middleton on beach vacay with Prince William in the South of France. The palace’s official statement read: “Their Royal Highnesses have been hugely saddened to learn that a French publication and a photographer have invaded their privacy in such a…

Jessica Wakeman / September 14, 2012

Topless Photo Of Kate Middleton? French Tabloid Says It Has One

A topless photo of Kate Middleton?!  I can’t imagine those words in the same sentence together. The French tabloid Closer claims it is in possession of Kate Middleton sunbathing topless in Provence with Prince William. According to Business Insider, the Closer website describes the topless duchess picture thus: “At the chateau, Kate was perfecting her ta…

Jessica Wakeman / September 13, 2012

Prince William: I Want 2 Kids With Kate Middleton

Stop the presses, because Prince William has actually discussed the babies he will one day have with wife Kate. Specifically, he would like two of them, Wills said today while the couple was touring Singapore as part of Queen Elizabeth’s Diamond Jubilee. “Someone asked him how many children he would like to have, and he…

Newser / September 12, 2012

Kate Middleton Supposedly Pregnant From “Passionate Night” After The Olympics

Today in Ew, That’s Too Much Information: Kate Middleton is allegedly pregnant following a “passionate night together” with husband Prince William after the London Olympics. They just looooved the Olympics, I guess!  Star magazine’s sources, who appear to be tiny gossips living right inside Kate’s uterus, say the royal couple are “keeping the news close…

Jessica Wakeman / September 7, 2012

Katie Couric To Duchess Kate: Eat A Sandwich

Katie Couric wagged her finger at Kate Middleton and in her best maternal lecture-y voice told her to put some meat on those bones.  [Socialite Life]
Beyoncé doesn’t want to be friends with Kim Kardashian and gives her the “silent treatment” when they’re all hanging out together. [Hollywood Life]
Ingredients you need…

Jessica Wakeman / September 4, 2012

Now You Can Literally Stalk Kate Middleton’s Outfits Via iPhone App

So obsessed with Kate Middleton’s outfits that you need to own them? There’s a new iPhone app called Kate’s Style List that shows each and every one of Kate’s outfits and directs you where to buy them online. Her gorgeous teal dress from the Olympic Gala in London is out of the question for most…

Jessica Wakeman / August 28, 2012

I’m Sorry, What? Katrina Darling Is An Embarrassment For Kate, But Prince Harry Dressed As A Nazi And We’re Cool?

So, by now most of us know that Kate Middleton has a (very distant) cousin named Katrina Darling who is a burlesque dancer. Ms. Darling just posed on the cover of Playboy and some of the words being used by the media to somberly describe how Ms. Middleton feels about this matter are “embarrassed,” “ashamed,”…

Almie Rose / August 21, 2012

Can Someone Powder Pippa Middleton?

I’m not trying to throw shade, but Pippa Middleton royally needs some help with her beauty game.Why does she have to go around in Forever 21 Couture with a deep orange Travolta tan and a face you can see your reflection in (contrary to rumors that old Pip loves herself a good powder session) while…

Rachel Krause / August 18, 2012

Kate Middleton’s Naughty Cousin Is On The Cover Of “Playboy”

That Middleton family is just oozing with style.Duchess Katherine is the epitome of classy chic, sister Pippa always looks trendy and appropriate, and now, their distant cousin Katrina Darling has emerged on the scene with her own unique and risque aesthetic. Which really is to say, Katrina’s a burlesque dancer who’s on the cover of…

The Stir / August 15, 2012

Does Kate Middleton Hold Pippa Middleton To A Double Standard?

All right, you all know I’m a Pippa Middleton apologist. I feel for Pippa. I think she’s gotten the sh-t end of the scepter since Kate Middleton because Mrs. William Wales and the world’s golden girl. I know there are stories that she’s a social climber and trying to capitalize on her sister’s fame but I just don’t see…

Celeb Dirty Laundry / August 11, 2012
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