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Emma Roberts Has An Opinion About Kate Middleton Sunbathing Topless

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Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
Kate's No Style Icon
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Emma Roberts, I am giving this tweet serious side eye. Kate Middleton may now be a member of the Royal Family, but her breasts are still her own, to do with as she pleases within the parameters of what’s legal. So, proper princesses have tan lines and a lack of bodily freedom? Pretty sure that wasn’t in Kate’s wedding vows. [The Gloss]

William, Kate Sue Over Topless Pics

Prince Harry has some company, because now his sister-in-law Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, is embroiled in her own nude photo scandal, the BBC reports. French magazine Closer published blurry topless pictures of Kate, apparently taken with a long lens while she and Prince William were on a private holiday at a French chateau owned by the queen’s nephew. The royal couple filed a lawsuit today, TMZ reports, but no further details are available yet. Read more…

Palace Pissed About Topless Kate Middleton Photos

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Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
Prince Harry Naked!
Prince Hot Ginge's nude photos hit the internet! Read More »
Topless How-Tos
How To Pose For A Topless Pic
The DOs and DON'Ts of posing for your topless pic. Read More »
  • The palace is extremely pissed France’s tabloid Closer published topless sunbathing photos of Kate Middleton on beach vacay with Prince William in the South of France. The palace’s official statement read: “Their Royal Highnesses have been hugely saddened to learn that a French publication and a photographer have invaded their privacy in such a grotesque and totally unjustifiable manner.”  Sources tell People “a red line’s been crossed” and the royals are considering legal action against Closer. [People]
  • New couple alert: Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez. Damn, those would be some attractive babies. [US Weekly]
  • Levi Johnston is a daddy again: his girlfriend has given birth to a baby girl. An yes, he named his baby after a gun. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Oooh, “True Love,” Pink’s collaboration with Lily Allen, is out. [PopCrush]
  • A look at black influence on New York Fashion Week. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Topless Photo Of Kate Middleton? French Tabloid Says It Has One

Kate Middleton is humiliated

A topless photo of Kate Middleton?!  I can’t imagine those words in the same sentence together. The French tabloid Closer claims it is in possession of Kate Middleton sunbathing topless in Provence with Prince William. According to Business Insider, the Closer website describes the topless duchess picture thus: “At the chateau, Kate was perfecting her tan and spread SPF 50 sun tan, while William was tapping his fingers on a table. And to avoid streaky tan marks, Kate thought it all the way through … and took off her bathing suit.” Presumably the image was shot by paparazzi on Kate and Will’s recent vacation to France. Unlike her brother-in-law Prince Harry, who was not a whit careful about stripping down naked in front of strangers with cell phones, Kate and Will have taken great pains to keep their private life (and parts) private.  I guess, in this day and age, we shouldn’t be entirely surprised that this could happen anyway. [Business Insider]

Prince Harry Naked!
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Lochte Penis Pics?
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Kate's Cousin
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... a burlesque dancer who is posing for Playboy! Read More »

Prince William: I Want 2 Kids With Kate Middleton

Stop the presses, because Prince William has actually discussed the babies he will one day have with wife Kate. Specifically, he would like two of them, Wills said today while the couple was touring Singapore as part of Queen Elizabeth’s Diamond Jubilee. “Someone asked him how many children he would like to have, and he said he was thinking about having two,” a student tells the AP. William has never before specifically numbered his future children, although an heir and a spare isn’t unheard of in royal circles. Read more…

Kate Middleton Supposedly Pregnant From “Passionate Night” After The Olympics

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Today in Ew, That’s Too Much Information: Kate Middleton is allegedly pregnant following a “passionate night together” with husband Prince William after the London Olympics. They just looooved the Olympics, I guess!  Star magazine’s sources, who appear to be tiny gossips living right inside Kate’s uterus, say the royal couple are “keeping the news close to the vest” but “Kate is convinced it’s happened.” The duchess supposedly knows she is knocked up because “a woman can always tell when the earliest signs appear,” which is a more polite way of saying puking. I am not going to order baby shower supplies from Party Pieces just yet. Didn’t the Olympics just end, like, two weeks ago?  It could just be gas, or nerves over her brother-in-law is an exhibitionist. [Hollywood Life]

Katie Couric To Duchess Kate: Eat A Sandwich

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  • Katie Couric wagged her finger at Kate Middleton and in her best maternal lecture-y voice told her to put some meat on those bones.  [Socialite Life]
  • Beyoncé doesn’t want to be friends with Kim Kardashian and gives her the “silent treatment” when they’re all hanging out together. [Hollywood Life]
  • Ingredients you need to be on the watch for when buying beauty products. I personally have to watch out for purple dyes. They give me a rash! [Betty Confidential]
  • How to lose weight without dieting: it’s all about being prepared with healthy foods to eat. [A New Mode]
  • Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds could be dunzo soon because she wants a ring on her finger but he’s still too traumatized by the ScarJo divorce. [ONTD]

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Now You Can Literally Stalk Kate Middleton’s Outfits Via iPhone App

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Karl Lagerfeld runs his mouth about the Middleton sisters. Read More »

So obsessed with Kate Middleton’s outfits that you need to own them? There’s a new iPhone app called Kate’s Style List that shows each and every one of Kate’s outfits and directs you where to buy them online. Her gorgeous teal dress from the Olympic Gala in London is out of the question for most of us but Kate’s preppier looks like colored jeans, blazers, and her famous L.K. Bennett nude heels are affordable even if you aren’t married to a duke. Keep reading »

I’m Sorry, What? Katrina Darling Is An Embarrassment For Kate, But Prince Harry Dressed As A Nazi And We’re Cool?

Kate's Cousin
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Prince Harry Naked!
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So, by now most of us know that Kate Middleton has a (very distant) cousin named Katrina Darling who is a burlesque dancer. Ms. Darling just posed on the cover of Playboy and some of the words being used by the media to somberly describe how Ms. Middleton feels about this matter are “embarrassed,” “ashamed,” and “disheartened.”

Remember when Prince Harry dressed as a Nazi for Halloween? “Yes,” (probably some of) you say. But do you? Do we? Because it seemed like after the photos surfaced of him in a Nazi outfit, all he was given was a verbal lashing by the press for a week and Prince Charles’ version of Hank Hill’s “Dangit Bobby!” and then it pretty much disappeared. Yes, he apologized. “He made a mistake!” people say.

You know how I make a mistake? Keep reading »

Can Someone Powder Pippa Middleton?

Pippa's Saucy Pics
pippa middleton bra photo
Pictures of Pippa Middleton in her bra are floating around. Read More »
Pippa Lift?
A new plastic surgery trend inspired by Pippa Middleton. Read More »
Texting pippa!
Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton keep in touch. Read More »
Harry Gropes Pippa
Prince Harry Pippa Middleton butt grope photo
Prince Harry gets handsy with the world's most famous butt. Read More »

I’m not trying to throw shade, but Pippa Middleton royally needs some help with her beauty game.Why does she have to go around in Forever 21 Couture with a deep orange Travolta tan and a face you can see your reflection in (contrary to rumors that old Pip loves herself a good powder session) while her oh-so-lucky sister the Duchess gets to be the darling of commoners and fashion editors alike? Not fair!