I’m sorry? It’s it 1683? Because CNN’s Royal Contributor Victoria Arbiter actually praised Kate Middleton for delivering a baby boy this afternoon. “My first thought, I have to say, this is how brilliant a royal Kate is,” Arbiter gushed. “There are women throughout British royal family history that have panicked over not being able… More »
The royal uterus watch is over! After months (nine, to be exact) of speculation, Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton gave birth to a baby boy today. Weighing in at 8 pounds, 6 ounces, the new royal heir’s name is still unknown, but we’ll keep you updated the second we have more information. According to Kensington… More »
Not sure if you’ve caught wind of the barely mentioned, mostly overlooked news story that Duchess Kate is IN LABOR RIGHT NOW and the royal baby will be born ANY MINUTE. I couldn’t resist putting together a little collection of cute crown-themed products inspired by the birthday of the future king or queen of England. More »
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You may not care that right now, as you read this, the heir to the English throne might be crowning out of Kate Middleton’s vagina. But guess what? You don’t have to care. I’ll care for you. Yes, the British royal family is my guilty pleasure. They’re just a… More »
It’s finally happening! Kate Middleton has been admitted to St. Mary’s Hospital in London in the early stages of labor. Obviously, there’s no word on what the baby’s name or gender will be yet: Kate seemed to indicate she was having a daughter but Prince Harry has reportedly been telling people the royal couple is expecting a… More »
The Queen arrived late to a cricket match and left early. So, clearly that means Kate Middleton is in labor.[Lainey Gossip]
I know I’ve been thinking about how awful it must have been for Lea Michele to find out Cory Montieth had died. Here are some details about how she received the heartbreaking… More »
You can’t put a price on the birth of a child—unless you’re the British economy, and the child is an heir to the throne. The royal baby, due in July, will bring some $376 million into Britain’s retail coffers, according to a Center for Retail Research report. That’s thanks to all the baby-related stuff hitting… More »
The royal baby is due to slide down the royal vagina any minute now and Britain is ready. Specifically, British gamblers are placing bets on everything to do with the child: name, gender (a boy according to Prince Harry, a girl according to some lady who claims Kate Middleton spilled the beans), its hair color, even… More »
“A princess should be sexy. She is young, she is beautiful – I would like to create something special for her, but nothing too bold. I would like to prove to the world that Roberto Cavalli can dress a princess. Maybe I would use a print, keeping it young, sophisticated and sexy. Just because you are queen… More »
Kates Moss and Middleton effectively share nothing in common aside from a first name and a nationality: one is a renegade party girl and supermodel, the other a refined, perfectly vanilla royal wife and full-time perfect blowout-haver. And yet! The results of a poll formulated by Britain’s largest online beauty retailer, feelunique.com, show that the… More »
Kate Middleton’s troublesome uncle Gary has blabbed to the UK’s Telegraph that the royal baby will live its first few weeks of life at Carole Middleton’s house. Blame it on the two bottles of champagne he drank with a reporter. [Telegraph UK]
Katy Perry invited ex John Mayer to her Memorial Day party this… More »
Prince Harry is supposedly telling everyone Kate Middleton is carrying a boy. I shudder to think what kind of trouble Uncle Harry and the little prince will get into 18 years from now. [Dlisted]
Keira Knightley’s tulle wedding gown — which she wore when she married James Righton of the Klaxons this weekend –… More »
Royal couple William and Kate recently paid a visit to the UK’s Warner Bros. studio to see where the “Harry Potter” movies were filmed and play with props from the Hogwarts set. (Best. Royal. Perk. Ever.) Kate wore an adorable polka dot dress from Topshop that’s obviously sold out now, but don’t worry, I found… More »
Attention, royal bump watchers! Kate Middleton is officially showing! And it is predictably adorable! So, I consider myself an expert at predicting whether people are having boys or girls and because Kate appears to be carrying low, I’m guessing she’s having a girl. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS. There’s a princess in that belly. [Photos:… More »
This is a picture of Melanie Chisholm AKA Sporty Spice, but when I first saw it I thought it was a picture of Kate Middleton AKA Sporty Duchess. I tested my theory by calling my boyfriend into my office, showing him the picture, and asking him who it was. “Oh!” he said, “the girl from… More »
Is it a girl?!
Kate Middleton may have let the sex of her unborn child slip today as she greeted well-wishers in Grimsby, England. As the Telegraph reports, the duchess was chit-chatting with fans when one woman handed her a teddy bear. Kate reportedly replied, “Thank you, I’ll take that for my d…” More »
Here we go again.
St. James Palace has confirmed that paparazzi photos of Kate Middleton in her bikiniare in the hands of Chi magazine, the same Italian tabloid that published a 26-page spread of Kate’s topless photos last September.
The photos were reportedly taken while the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were on vacation in Mustique and… More »