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Kate & Pippa Middleton Get An “E! True Hollywood Story”

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Kate and Pippa Middleton are getting their own “E! True Hollywood Story,” airing Wednesday night at 10:00 p.m. EST, proving that there’s always (always) an appetite for Middleton sisters’ gossip. The hour-long episode features dish from “from school friends, neighbors and journalists who have followed the Middleton’s throughout the years.” Keep reading »

See, I Was Right About Kate Middleton!

“Is she a style icon of the likes of a Kate Moss? Absolutely not. Is she in the public eye? Are people going to become obsessed with everything she wears regardless of what it is? Yes.”

Elle Fashion News Director Anne Slowey, on Kate Middleton’s style, or lack thereof. Thank you Ms. Slowey for vindicating my already controversial opinion regarding the Duchess’ complete lack of interesting sartorial choices. And Nordstrom Fashion Director Gregg Andrews concurred, saying:

“She is stylish, but she’s not setting trends, she’s following trends. If you take Kate out of the Royal Family, put her on a street in New York, you wouldn’t look at her twice. She’s a beautiful woman, but she blends into a crowd.”

Yup, sounds about right. Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Calm Down, Kate Middleton Is Not Pregnant With Twins

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  • Kate Middleton is not pregnant with twins, you sick people obsessed with what’s going on in other women’s wombs. The palace denied a tabloid report that the Duchess is expecting, although it confirmed William and Kate do hope to have kids someday. [Us Weekly]
  • Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car while jogging and taken to a hospital. Fortunately the actress was not seriously injured. The elderly driver was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk. [People]
  • Kelis is throwing shade at Katy Perry, announcing in an interview, “Katy Perry is crap. It’s just poor pop.” Damn! [Starpulse]

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Are White Bridesmaid Dresses A Thing Now?

A few years back, one of my friends was having a hard time with the fact that her younger sister was getting married. She felt self-conscious about being dateless to the big event, and so anguished about buying a hot dress to wear. When she emailed me a photo of a dress she finally felt good about, I gasped. It was white and strapless. How do I tell her that it is totally inappropriate to wear white since that, duh, is the color her sister will be wearing? I thought. In the end, I told her it was lovely but suggested that she talk to her sister about it as soon as possible. Her sister flipped. A fight ensued.

So I’m very surprised that recently, two very high profile brides have chosen to put their maids of honor in white. Keep reading »

Creepy Prince William & Kate Middleton Dolls Will Eat Your Brains While You Sleep

Poor Prince William and Kate Middleton. The pizza with their faces recreated in vegetables was bad, but that’s got nothing on these vacant-eyed dolls from the toy company Arklu. A set of William and Kate together in their wedding finery costs $159.95; the Kate doll alone is a cool $79.95. (For some reason, the Prince William doll cannot be purchased on its own.) I might actually pay someone to keep these dolls from coming alive at night and eating my brains while I sleep. [Arklu.com via USA Today] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: The Kate Middleton Eating Disorder Rumors Begin

  • It was bound to happen sooner or later: Life & Style claims Kate Middleton is “refusing to eat” because she is stressed about kidnap threats (probably true), under immense pressure to be the perfect princess (probably also true), and, laughably, “rebelling against the queen.” Kate does look like she needs a sandwich or three. Still, no one, least of all me, wants to deal with Kate Middleton eating disorder rumors for the rest of this woman’s life. [Celebitchy]
  • Amy Winehouse’s home in North London will be converted into a rehab center called the Amy Winehouse Foundation. Insert tasteless Lindsay Lohan joke here. [NME]
  • Robert Pattinson wanted his character in “Twilight” to start crying after Bella and Edward have sex for the first time. Oh please. [ONTD]
  • Kat Von D and Jesse James may have split because he accused her of hooking up with his friend, Bam Magera. If anyone should STFU about cheating, it’s you, Jesse James. [Celebitchy]

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