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Danish Mag Publishes Bottomless Kate Middleton Nude Photos

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Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
Kate Topless Photo Ruling
Closer Magazine ordered to hand over Kate's topless photos. Read More »
Emma Sounds Off
Emma Roberts has an opinion about Kate Middleton's topless photos. Read More »

Danish magazine Se Og Hor has published bottomless photos of Kate Middleton, toweling off and wearing a bikini top on a balcony/porch beside Prince William. I’m assuming these pics were taken at the same time as the topless photos, when she and William were vacationing in the South of France — meaning they assumed they had some motherfucking privacy.   Keep reading »

Karl Lagerfeld Wants You To Know What He Really Meant To Say About Pippa

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Karl Lagerfeld runs his mouth about the Middleton sisters. Read More »
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Karl Lagerfeld does not wash his own hair. Read More »
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Karl Lagerfeld's Siamese cat Choupette has two personal maids. Read More »

“I didn’t mean that! I only meant I don’t think her makeup is right; she has a roundish face and round eyes and she should pick another makeup for the eyes.”

Karl Lagerfeld attempts to clarify his comments regarding Pippa Middleton after they were apparently misconstrued. The Kaiser professed not long ago that Pippa “should only show her back,” but he insists that isn’t really what he meant! For the record, he just loves Duchess Kate, but that doesn’t mean she’s his pick of the bunch… Keep reading »

William And Kate Get Their Hula On In Tuvalu

Kate Topless Photo Ruling
Closer Magazine ordered to hand over Kate's topless photos. Read More »
Kate Photoshopped?
Kate and William look totally Photoshopped in these pics. Read More »
Kate Topless Pic
Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
Royal Dance Moves
A Royal Dance-Off!

Boobs? What boobs? Now that a French court has ruled that Kate Middleton’s topless photos can no longer be printed, can we focus on the Duke and Duchess doing other things? Like, showing off their dance moves during a traditional welcoming ceremony on the Pacific island of Tuvalu?

I think Kate wins the dance-off here, if there was one. There wasn’t, but I always think the world needs more dance-offs, so I insert them wherever I feel like. Willy’s hips are little stiff. But he wears the Polynesian skirt well. [DListed]

What’s So Great About Kate Middleton’s Breasts, Anyway?

Final Preparations Are Made Ahead Of The Royal Wedding

Enough with this Kate Middleton topless pics scandal. It’s not like she has state secrets tattooed under those suckers, so everyone  please just calm down. I knew the whole scandal had gotten way out of hand when my husband — who could care less about pop culture — had an interest in the whole mess. He was late to the media frenzy, of course, but when he got wind that someone was actually going to print pics of the Duchess’ bare breasts, he was like, ‘Wow. Really. I gotta see that. What magazine are they in again?’ Now, that’s a reaction I expect from nude news about Zoe Saldana or Scarlett Johannson. But Kate?!?! Seriously, what do people think she’s hiding under those designer frocks anyway? Read more…

French Magazine Ordered To Hand Over Kate Middleton’s Topless Photo

Kate Topless Pic
Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
Kate Photoshopped?
Kate and William look totally Photoshopped in these pics. Read More »
Emma Sounds Off
Emma Roberts has an opinion about Kate Middleton's topless photos. Read More »
  • A French court ruled today that Kate Middleton’s topless photos cannot be printed again throughout France. Closer magazine, which first published the photos of Kate sunbathing topless while on vacation, must hand over its original copies of the photos to the palace within 24 hours. Both an Irish newspaper and an Italian magazine have also published the pics. [BBC]
  • Mitt Romney made some asshole comments about how “47 percent” of Americans “are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it.” He also claimed this “47 percent” pay no income tax. Goodbye, White House!  [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Prince William & Kate Middleton (Look Photoshopped) On A Boat!

These photos of Prince William and Kate Middleton are legit — the couple did take a boat tour of the Solomon Islands — but they have clearly been so enhanced in Photoshop as to look hilariously fake. My hunch is the photographer didn’t get the best shots of the royal couple’s faces, so he did extensive work in post, possibly meshing multiple photos into one. As a result, William and Kate’s faces look super crisp — as crisp as the faces in both the foreground and the background. Odd!

Kate Topless Pic
Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
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