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Morning Quickies: The Kate Middleton Eating Disorder Rumors Begin

  • It was bound to happen sooner or later: Life & Style claims Kate Middleton is “refusing to eat” because she is stressed about kidnap threats (probably true), under immense pressure to be the perfect princess (probably also true), and, laughably, “rebelling against the queen.” Kate does look like she needs a sandwich or three. Still, no one, least of all me, wants to deal with Kate Middleton eating disorder rumors for the rest of this woman’s life. [Celebitchy]
  • Amy Winehouse’s home in North London will be converted into a rehab center called the Amy Winehouse Foundation. Insert tasteless Lindsay Lohan joke here. [NME]
  • Robert Pattinson wanted his character in “Twilight” to start crying after Bella and Edward have sex for the first time. Oh please. [ONTD]
  • Kat Von D and Jesse James may have split because he accused her of hooking up with his friend, Bam Magera. If anyone should STFU about cheating, it’s you, Jesse James. [Celebitchy]

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The Hose Knows

Recently, a big stink has been made about Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, bringing back nude hosiery. Now, you couldn’t pay me a million spacebucks to wear nude pantyhose — it freaks me out and reminds me of my 5th grade teacher Bobbie Jo Hibben who was obsessed with matching every aspect of her outfit. But the trend did pique my interest enough to check out the line that Ms. Middleton is supposedly rocking. Italian brand Philippe Matignon is not yet launched in the U.S., but the brand can be found at Urban Outfitters and select retailers — and they’ve just launched a collection of sheer stockings and socks. We fell in love with these thigh-high fishnets, and can’t wait until we’re able to purchase more from the collection when their U.S. retail site goes live on September 1. Middleton’s nude look notwithstanding, Matignon is here to stay.

[$19.99 Urban Outfitters]

Vivienne Westwood Isn’t Fond of Kate Middleton’s Style, Either

“I would have loved to have dressed Kate Middleton. But I have to wait until she kind of catches up a bit somewhere with style…I think she’s got a problem with eye make-up! The sharp line around her eyes make her look hard. Either she should be smudgy or wear none. … Let me put it this way. It seems to me, that her image is ‘ordinary woman.’ Therefore, high street shopper. And I just think she should be an extraordinary woman, wherever she gets her clothes from.”

–Punk designer Vivienne Westwood, on her disdain for Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge’s style, or lack thereof. [Telegraph] Keep reading »

Kelly Osbourne Says To Hell With Kate Middleton’s Frugality

“Only in this country they call it a faux pas. In England they’re like, look how thrifty she’s being, showing the British public that the royals are in a recession as well. I’m sorry, if I had that job I would only wear it once. If I’m going to be the future bloody queen of England I’m gonna wear that dress once, and that’s it, because I’m giving up the rest of my life, all of my privacy — at least I could wear a new dress every day.”

–”Fashion Police” panelist Kelly Osbourne speaking on “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno,” about Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge‘s habit of wearing the same dress twice. What do you think? [NYMag] Keep reading »

Kate Middleton Is Prepared For A Kidnapping

Now that she’s one of the most famous women in the world, the Dutchess of Cambridge is a prime target for nutters. Kate Middleton had to undergo personal safety training on how to handle a kidnapping. The British Special Air Service, or SAS, trained Middleton on “key survival skills such as noticing anything unusual in routine surroundings, how to react when attacked and how to build a relationship with hostage-takers,” according to the UK’s Sun. Having the glossiest head of hair in the world comes with its risks!
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“Crazy About Pippa”: Pippa Middleton And Her Butt To Get Their Own TLC Special

Is Pippa Middleton interesting enough to warrant her own hour-long TLC special? Someone thinks so! “Crazy About Pippa” will air August 9th at 9 p.m. (EST) and will dish about all fascinating things Pippa-related: her famous sister, her famous sister, her famous sister, and oh yeah, her butt. Pippa is well-dressed, rich, pretty, and posed for a couple of ill-advised boobie pics. What more is there to know about Britain’s “most eligible bachelorette” that has not already been addressed ad nauseum since she rocketed to universal fame three months ago? Guess we’ll find out. Honestly, unless there’s some dirt on a Prince Hot Ginge hookup, I’ll pass on this one. [The Hollywood Reporter] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Queen Says Kate Middleton’s Wedding Dress Is “Horrid”

  • Kate Middleton and Queen Elizabeth toured the new exhibit at Buckingham Palace devoted to Kate and William’s wedding and the Queen joked that Kate’s dress was “horrid.” Oh, Elizabeth, you are such a card. [US Weekly]
  • Paris Hilton “felt ambushed” when a “Good Morning America” interviewer asked her if she feels that Kardashians have made her irrelevant. Oh, boo effing hoo. [Celebitchy]
  • Depressing: Casey Anthony is negotiating to make bank on her first TV interview. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Did Marilyn Monroe make a sex tape? A man in Spain claims to have one, allegedly filmed when she was still a struggling actress named Norma Jean Baker. The legitimacy of the tape is under dispute, but it’ll be auctioned off to the highest bidder on August 7 in Argentina. [Jezebel]

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Evening Quickies: Prince William & Kate Middleton Gifted With A “Vagina Nut”

  • Prince William and Kate Middleton received a coco de mer — AKA a “vagina nut,” so named for its resemblance to a woman’s genitals — by the Seychelles foreign minister during their honeymoon on the island. The coco de mer is a type of coconut which only grows on islands there. I guess that’s better than a blender? [News.com.au via The Gloss]
  • Kate Hudson explains why she named her newborn son “Bingham.” Good, because many of us were wondering about that. [Just Jared]
  • “Sex and the City”‘s Cynthia Nixon is finally going to marry her girlfriend now that gay marriage is legal in New York State. Cute! Do we think SJP will be a bridesmaid? [Newsweek]
  • Ten pop songs that can help you with your homework. [Crushable]

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Kate Middleton Is “Thinspiration” On Pro-Anorexia Websites

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Palace PR disaster: Kate Middleton is the new “thinspiration” icon held up by pro-anorexia and pro-bulimia bloggers. Kate has always been slender and athletic, but she dropped a noticeable amount of weight before her wedding. That makes me sad, because I’ve been a royal watcher for years and I’ve always thought she looked pretty just the way she was. Whether Kate’s weight-loss was from exercise, or from nerves over being watched on TV by a billion people, or some combination of the two, we don’t know. But “The Today Show” has found that women suffering from eating disorders are fawning over the Duchess’s new figure. Keep reading »

Can We Stop Pretending Kate Middleton Is A Style Icon?

As Prince William and Kate Middleton have made their tour around Canada and the U.S., one thing everybody’s been over-the-moon obsessed with is what Kate’s wearing. I, for one, just don’t care. It’s not that I don’t think Kate’s a gorgeous girl with Pantene model hair — she’s clearly stunning and blah blah blah, the picture of English Rose beauty. But really, there is nothing particularly noteworthy about the clothes that she throws on. Keep reading »

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