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Whoopsies: Pippa Middleton Has Pissed Off The Queen

  • The Queen is allegedly “furious” that Pippa Middleton did an interview with the “TODAY” show — although William and Kate signed off on it. Kate’s sister apparently should have gotten Granny’s permission as well. “She needs to know her place,” huffed a source. [Independent IE]
  • David Arquette has proposed to his girlfriend, entertainment reporter Christina McLarty. Mazel tov! [US Weekly]
  • “Orange Is The New Black” star Taryn Manning has a stalker on her hands! A former friend has been warned to leave Manning, her mother and her dog alone after sending hundreds of messages to Manning over the past few months. [Page Six]
  • Tina Fey is developing a comedy about witches! Much to the disappointment of The Frisky’s staff, it’s not “Hocus Pocus 2.” [AV Club Keep reading »

German Tabloid Publishes Upskirt Pictures Of Kate Middleton

  • A German tabloid published photos today it claims show Kate Middleton’s bare butt, as her dress is blown up by the wind from a helicopter. The pics were reportedly taken when she and Prince William were traveling last month in Australia. Personally, I thought the one pic that I saw looked hella Photoshopped. But either way,  STOP IT, MEDIA. THIS IS CREEPY. [These were actually available for download on one of the paparazzi photo sites we use, so I think they're legit. -- Amelia] [US Weekly]
  • Bunny Yeager, a photographer who helped make pin-up icon Bettie Page famous, died on Sunday at age 85. “I’m not doing it to titillate anybody’s interest,” Yeager once said. “I want to show off how beautiful my subjects are, whether it’s a cheetah or a live girl or two of them together.” [LA Times]
  • Channing Tatum is a secret bro. (Or maybe a not-so-secret-bro?) He admitted to GQ that he once got drunk with Shia LaBeouf and “kicked in a window.” The window may or may not have belonged to a Barnes & Noble. Either way, sorry, dude, my crush is over. [US Weekly]
  • How to tell if you’re inside a Jane Austen novel. [The Toast]

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Enjoy This Semi-Derpy Footage Of Will And Kate Spinning Beats

Dropping The Beat, WASP-Style

One of the many reasons I love the royal couple is that they’re always good sports about trying new things. You know, like things that commoners enjoy in real life. Case in point: their recent foray into DJing on a visit to Australia. Their awkward fumbling as they attempt to move the record back and forth is adorable ‚ and hey, they’re not totally shabby at it either! DJ Jazzy Kate for sure. On an unrelated note, let’s all have a moment of silence for Kate’s beautiful outfit because damn, that girl just never disappoints in the sartorial department. [NYMag.com]

Style Stealer: Kate Middleton Does The Nautical Trend Justice

Style Stealer: Kate Middleton Does The Nautical Trend Justice

Kate Middleton wouldn’t go sailing in just any old thing. Nope, the future Queen of England (well, probably anyway) sails the high seas in only the best nautical wear money can buy — Balmain. Us commoners will have to settle for stealing her look at a pittance. Get the details after the jump! Keep reading »

Kate Middleton Heads To New Zealand, Meets The Locals

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Kate Middleton — excuse me, the Duchess of Cambridge — kept her cool this weekend when she met an indigenous Maori during a traditional Maori Powhiri Ceremonial Welcome in Wellington, New Zealand. That’s a lot more man-butt than she’s used to seeing in Buckingham Palace, I can assure you. Prince William, Kate and their baby son George are traveling through Australia and NZ on a three-week trip promising plenty of photo ops. Does it strike anyone else as weird that these relatives of colonialist oppressors are traveling the territories and welcomed as guests? Too heavy? Sorry. Look at Kate’s pretty hair! [Image via Getty]

Now This Is A Gorgeous Royal Family Photo

Now This Is A Gorgeous Royal Family Photo

Kanye, Kim and North may have been photographed by Annie Liebowitz for the pages of Vogue, but I’d argue that this photo of Prince William, Duchess Kate Middleton, Prince George and dog Lupo is just as stunning, if not more so. They all just look so naturally glowing and happy. I’m not one to go gaga over the Royals — that’s Jessica’s department — but even I got a little swoon-y. [Photo: Getty Images]

Mommie Dearest: Not Even Princesses Are Free From Mommy Judgment

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Some days, being a princess sounds like a pretty sweet set up. Then reality sets in and I realize it would really suck to have gossip magazines make it headline news that you missed your child’s milestone while you’re away at a five-star restort.

Currently, Princess Kate is being dragged through the tabloids for missing Prince George’s first attempt at crawling while she was vacationing in the Maldives. Kate and Prince William were away on their first baby-free getaway earlier this month and — of course — that’s when little Prince George decided to test the crawling waters, showing off for his maternal grandparents, Carole and Michael Middleton. US Weekly breathlessly reported on this “exclusive,” further solidifying their place in hell by furthering the institution that is known as parental guilt. Keep reading »

Prince William Calls Duchess Kate “Babykins”; What’s Your Most Embarrassing Petname?

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Prince William And Duchess Kate Call Each Other Babykins

When I read that Prince William’s private voicemails to Kate Middleton had been read aloud in court as part of the ongoing phone hacking trial, I was mortified, especially because the transcripts included him referring to his future wife as “Babykins.” Oh my gosh, I thought, I can’t think of anything more embarrassing than the world knowing my dorky petnames for my boyfriend. My next thought? I should write a post where I tell the world my dorky petnames for my bofyriend. Alas, this is the life of a blogger. After the jump, I’m sharing some of the weird things my boyfriend and I call each other, and I would be eternally grateful if you’d share some of yours in the comments. Don’t leave Prince William and me hangin’!  Keep reading »

Kate Middleton Scrutinized For “Smiling” And “Twirling” Her Hair At Somber Veterans Day Event

  • Kate Middleton is apparently getting some shit for “smiling” and “twirling” her hair at a somber Veterans Day event. Listen, those waves don’t come natural, they need tending. [The Daily Beast]
  • GQ‘s Men Of The Year cover stars are … Justin Timberlake, Kendrick Lamar, Will Ferrell, James Gandolfini and Matthew McConaughey. [GQ]
  • Lamar Odom is supposedly clean now and has been spending quality time with Bruce Jenner, who’d probably be my choice for least annoying Kardashian Kompanion. [TMZ] Keep reading »

5 Things We Can Deduce From Prince George’s Christening Pictures

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Who have William and Kate picked as their son's godparents? Read More »
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British locals dish about life with William and Kate. Read More »
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  1. That baby looks way more Windsor than Middleton.
  2. Silly hats are still a thing.
  3. Whose idea was it to dress an infant in a probably million-dollar antique lace christening gown that it’s just going to barf all over? C’mon, peole.
  4. Does that flap on the front of Kate’s dress move? Because if so, that’s a brilliant way to cover up dribble stains.
  5. Holding a cute baby really does make men look hotter.

Check out a few more christening pics after the jump! Keep reading »

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