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The Smartest Thing You’ll Read About Kate Middleton’s Boobs

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“[W]hat does it say about our culture that it’s plausibly a ‘nightmare’ for a physically attractive 30-year-old woman to be seen topless at a private home with her husband? I wouldn’t dream of criticizing any Duchess Middleton reaction to this. In a similar position I might well be very upset at the invasion of privacy. What I couldn’t help but imagine is how awesome it would’ve been had Middleton called a press conference on a nude beach, arrived topless with a thousand women, and told the assembled press, “The photographer who invaded my privacy had no right to capture those images, but I face that nightmare on a daily basis. And no one gives a damn until one of them photographs me topless? Grow up. I am unashamed of my body. In fact, I rather love it, as all these woman love their bodies. That makes some immature people uncomfortable. And it is their problem, not mine. If you’re sitting at home obsessing over photos of me topless, or giggling and pointing on the streets, it’s you who should feel embarrassment and shame, not me. I refuse to do it anymore.” Ours is a society where that People cover makes sense, and that speech would never happen. We’re doing it wrong.”

– The Atlantic writer Conor Friedersdorf in a fantastic piece about how we all need to learn how to deal with boobs. That’s basically the thesis: Boobs — deal with ‘em. I strongly encourage you to read the whole piece, which addresses the dual stories of Kate Middleton’s nude photos and also the teenaged girl, Amanda Todd, who committed suicide last week after a man photographed her breasts and showed them to her friends. Neither of these things should be a big deal, he argues, yet they are persistent cultural taboos. Friedersdorf hits the nail right on the head: the very same society that tells breastfeeding mamas they should go feed their infant in a dirty bathroom stall is the same society that makes teen girls think their naked boobs are something they should be ashamed about. The simple fact of the matter is that breasts should not be taboo. Be modest, if that suits you. Don’t be modest, if that suits you better. But breasts are not sinful or shameful or bad. [The Atlantic]

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  • The topless and bottomless Kate Middleton photos are apparently just the beginning — apparently, the full set of photos shot when the royal couple was on vacation includes pics of Prince William in the buff as well. Oh noes. [Newser]
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Danish Mag Publishes Bottomless Kate Middleton Nude Photos

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Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
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Closer Magazine ordered to hand over Kate's topless photos. Read More »
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Danish magazine Se Og Hor has published bottomless photos of Kate Middleton, toweling off and wearing a bikini top on a balcony/porch beside Prince William. I’m assuming these pics were taken at the same time as the topless photos, when she and William were vacationing in the South of France — meaning they assumed they had some motherfucking privacy.   Keep reading »

William And Kate Get Their Hula On In Tuvalu

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Boobs? What boobs? Now that a French court has ruled that Kate Middleton’s topless photos can no longer be printed, can we focus on the Duke and Duchess doing other things? Like, showing off their dance moves during a traditional welcoming ceremony on the Pacific island of Tuvalu?

I think Kate wins the dance-off here, if there was one. There wasn’t, but I always think the world needs more dance-offs, so I insert them wherever I feel like. Willy’s hips are little stiff. But he wears the Polynesian skirt well. [DListed]

What’s So Great About Kate Middleton’s Breasts, Anyway?

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Enough with this Kate Middleton topless pics scandal. It’s not like she has state secrets tattooed under those suckers, so everyone  please just calm down. I knew the whole scandal had gotten way out of hand when my husband — who could care less about pop culture — had an interest in the whole mess. He was late to the media frenzy, of course, but when he got wind that someone was actually going to print pics of the Duchess’ bare breasts, he was like, ‘Wow. Really. I gotta see that. What magazine are they in again?’ Now, that’s a reaction I expect from nude news about Zoe Saldana or Scarlett Johannson. But Kate?!?! Seriously, what do people think she’s hiding under those designer frocks anyway? Read more…

French Magazine Ordered To Hand Over Kate Middleton’s Topless Photo

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Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
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  • A French court ruled today that Kate Middleton’s topless photos cannot be printed again throughout France. Closer magazine, which first published the photos of Kate sunbathing topless while on vacation, must hand over its original copies of the photos to the palace within 24 hours. Both an Irish newspaper and an Italian magazine have also published the pics. [BBC]
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More Scandal For Prince William And Kate Middleton! Italian Tabloid To Print Everything

It’s one step forward two steps back for an “embarrassed” Prince William andKate Middleton. Suing the French tabloid, Closer magazine, seemed like the best idea when they woke to find Kate Middleton’s boobs splashed all over the glossy gossip rag yesterday but that might not be enough. Italian magazine, Chi, is picking up the flag of its fallen comrade and reportedly will publish all the elicit photos taken during the vacation in Provence in a 26-page spread next week.

Chi editor, Alfonso Signorini, explained his reasoning to the BBC and said,“The fact that these are the future rulers of England makes the article more interesting and topical. This is a deserving topic because it shows in a completely natural way the daily life of a very famous, young and modern couple in love.” Read more…

William, Kate Sue Over Topless Pics

Prince Harry has some company, because now his sister-in-law Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, is embroiled in her own nude photo scandal, the BBC reports. French magazine Closer published blurry topless pictures of Kate, apparently taken with a long lens while she and Prince William were on a private holiday at a French chateau owned by the queen’s nephew. The royal couple filed a lawsuit today, TMZ reports, but no further details are available yet. Read more…

Palace Pissed About Topless Kate Middleton Photos

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  • The palace is extremely pissed France’s tabloid Closer published topless sunbathing photos of Kate Middleton on beach vacay with Prince William in the South of France. The palace’s official statement read: “Their Royal Highnesses have been hugely saddened to learn that a French publication and a photographer have invaded their privacy in such a grotesque and totally unjustifiable manner.”  Sources tell People “a red line’s been crossed” and the royals are considering legal action against Closer. [People]
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