Last night, while most of us were recovering from a long weekend of food, booze and sun overexposure, the new season of “Jon and Kate Plus 8″ premiered on TLC. It seems Jon and Kate and their 8 kiddos are suffering from a bit of overexposure themselves. Ever since allegations of marital infidelity (Jon’s been accused of cheating on Kate with a young school teacher, Kate’s been accused of cheating on Jon with her bodyguard), the surly couple has been popular tabloid and blog fodder, creating a trail of paparazzi everywhere the family goes, much to Jon’s and Kate’s chagrin. “The media storm stuff? I hate the media storm stuff,” Jon says in a voice over on last night’s episode. “I did not sign up for public scrutiny of everything and neither did Kate.” Oh, no? Well, what did you think you were doing when you signed up for a reality TV show and invited cameras into your personal lives? Keep reading »
Oh, Photoshop. How could bloggers exist without you? Some poor soul at Buzzfeed had the task of Photoshopping “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ matriarch Kate Gosselin’s reverse mullet onto 15 other celebs. Everyone from Suri Cruise to Shaq gets the Gosselin hair treatment. Just in case you were wondering if Tyra is still fierce with a porcupine ‘do … [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »
What’s up with the brothers in this whole “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ affair? First, Deanna Hummel’s brother told the tabloids that he’d heard his sister having sex with Jon Gosselin. Now, Kate Gosselin’s brother, and her sister-in-law, have spilled the beans that the couple supposedly has a marriage contract. These turncoats are saying that Kate gave the contract to Jon, told him their relationship was over, and explained that if he fulfills his obligations to the show, on certain days he has complete freedom to “have girlfriends” and “do his own thing.” More after the jump … Keep reading »
Celebrating the sextuplets’ birthday? Or getting the perfect shot for “Jon & Kate Plus 8″? [Reading, PA, 5/17/09] Keep reading »
She’s got eight rugrats underfoot. Her husband Jon may have a 23-year-old woman on the side. But what’s keeping Kate Gosselin, the matriarch of the “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ brood, sane?
Her hair. It seems viewers can’t get enough of Kate’s hedgehog ‘do, which features long, highlighted strands in the front and spikes in the back. “Everybody wants it,” she bragged to Entertainment Weekly. “My hair stylist gets calls from all across the country.”
But you can’t have it, beyotch! “I have very, very thick hair, so it’s not going to work for everybody,” she warned.
You’ve got to admit, Kate personal life might become tabloid hell if “Jon & Kate Head to Divorce Court,” but at least she loves her hair. Sometimes, we know, that’s all we need. [Entertainment Weekly] Keep reading »
The crap has hit the fan for Jon and Kate Gosselin of TLC’s family lovefest, “Jon & Kate Plus 8.” Not only were they totally overshadowed by OctoMom, who popped eight out in one swoop, but now rumors are swirling that Kate has been getting down and dirty with the family bodyguard, Steve Neild. Meanwhile, Jon’s still under fire for his alleged affair with local school teacher Deanna Hummel. After the jump, a side-by-side comparison of all the players in this twisted web. Keep reading »