Nice bootylicious bikini Kate. But you’re not on vacation anymore — don’t you own some clothes? Also, please give your baby girl back her bonnet. [Reading, PA, 6/25/09]…
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.