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Caption This: What Are These Two Talking About?

The Queen of England and Duchess Catherine. What could they possibly have to talk about? Do you think Kate is all, “Oh, I just love the smell of begonias in spring” and the Queen is all, “Stuff it, bird?” I sure hope so. Your best guess in the comments, please.

Kate Middleton Caught In The Middle Of Some Fur-Lined Drama

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Kate Middleton is "thinspiration" on pro-anorexia web sites. Read More »
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If this story was a fairytale, it would go something like this: once upon a time, there was a duchess and a fake fur coat, and two fur organizations who will never live happily ever after. The actual story goes something like this: apparently Kate Middleton recently wore a coat lined with fake fur. The International Fur Trade Federation, which promotes and celebrates fur, posted a photo of her on their website, describing her chosen attire as “a classy fur-lined coat.” This pissed off PETA, the anti-fur organization, which got in touch with Middleton’s representatives, who issued the following response: “To state that the Duchess is wearing fur is not only false but offensive … to portray the new Duchess wearing something so blatantly cruel and contrary to her country’s values is insulting.” Now PETA and the Duchess’ office are demanding IFTF remove the photo and issue a retraction. The IFTF has yet to respond. We’re not sure how this will play out, but we do give the Duchess props for using this random scandal to make a pretty strong anti-fur statement. [The Hollywood Reporter]

Kate Middleton’s Vacation Is Annoying Anonymous Millionaires

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Kate Middleton is "thinspiration" on pro-anorexia web sites. Read More »
Kate's Preggo Rumors
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Kate declined to eat peanuts and now everyone thinks she's knocked up. Read More »

Millionaires vacationing on the private island of Mustique this week have been dealing with certain inconveniences that come with sharing an island with the Duchess of Cambridge — and apparently they are not too happy about it. Ever since Kate Middleton and her family arrived on the island to celebrate mom Carole Middleton’s birthday, other vacationers have had to deal with hardships like being shuttled to restaurants in private vehicles and not having access to specialized golf carts. Said one anonymous vacationer: “This isn’t exactly the way one expects to be treated when you pay very good money to visit the most exclusive island in the Caribbean.” Sounds pretty rough, no? [Daily Mail UK]

30 Reasons We Love Birthday Girl Kate Middleton

Final Preparations Are Made Ahead Of The Royal Wedding

Kate Middleton turns 30 today! The Duchess of Cambridge is definitely a modern royal. She lived with her prince before they got married and was the first royal bride with a university degree, as well as the oldest to walk down the aisle. Those are just a few of the reasons we love her — with her active lifestyle, relatable fashion sense, and ability to let loose, Kate gives us many reasons to. In honor of her big 3-0, here are 30 reasons we can’t get enough of Kate Middleton! Read more…

Evening Quickies: Kate Middleton Getting A Puppy For Christmas?

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  • No, Prince William. No, no, no, no, no. Puppies do not make good Christmas gifts. I’m sure Kate Middleton would be happy with some more priceless jewels, not something whose poop she has to clean up after. [New York Post]
  • Jennifer Aniston’s former agent advised her to get some of Brad Pitt’s sperm, even after he left her for Angelina Jolie. [Crushable]
  • “90210″‘s Jessica Lowndes explains “I Wish I Was Gay,” which I’m ashamed to say I think is catchy. [After Ellen]
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Prince William’s Got Swag

Kate Middleton looked on as her royal hubby brushed his shoulders off while visiting a charity which provides housing and support for homeless youth. Lookin’ fly, Wills. 

Evening Quickies: Kate Middleton Is Seemingly Not Pregnant This Week

Kate's Preggo Rumors
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Kate declined to eat peanuts and now everyone thinks she's knocked up. Read More »
Kate "Thinspiration"
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  • Kate Middleton, who communicates through wardrobe choices, wore a thick belt snug around her waist. Translation: “Lay off! I am not pregnant, you bitches.” [US Weekly
  • Speaking of princesses, Kensington Palace will display five of Diana’s most iconic dresses. [NYmag.com]
  • Do baby bangs look good on anyone? Hard to say. [The Gloss]
  • Military mom + mall Santa + small children = tears. Lots of ‘em. [The Stir]
  • Helen Mirren wants to play a female “Dr. Who.” Make this happen, please. [The Mary Sue] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Kate Middleton Is Six Weeks Pregnant, Tabloid Claims

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Kate declined to eat peanuts and now everyone thinks she's knocked up. Read More »
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Pippa Got Dumped
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  • Another day, another Kate Middleton pregnancy rumor. A source for In Touch (which the mag claims has correctly passed along other gossip before) says Kate is six weeks pregnant and she and Prince Williams are preparing three nurseries at their various homes. This source even knows possible baby names, supposedly: Prince William and Kate like the names Edward, Philip and Michael for a boy and Alice or Rose for a girl. [In Touch Weekly]
  • Speaking of things that aren’t our business, Brad and Angelina reportedly have a disgruntled ex-employee named Ana Charlotiaux who is threatening to blab all their secrets in a book. A rep for the couple said the woman has no secrets to spill.  [Gossip Cop]
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Evening Quickies: Kate & Pippa Middleton Are Now Creepy Action Figures

Pregnancy Rumor
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Calm down, Kate Middleton is not pregnant, people. Read More »
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The "Pippa Middleton buttlift" is all the rage. Read More »
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A Pippa TV Show?
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  • Kate Middleton and little sis Pippa are now creepy (and expensive) action figures. However, I don’t think G.I. Joe is going to be too picky. [US Weekly]
  • Chelsea Handler and hotelier Andre Balazs are dunzo. Chelsea, call me! [New York Post]
  • How the Victoria’s Secret idea of “sexy” has evolved over time. [TrésSugar]
  • J.Crew’s creative director Jenna Lyons is selling her $3.5 million Brooklyn townhouse. Amelia will be moving in to back in her essence just as soon as she scrounges up $3.5 million. [I'll be setting up a PayPal so y'all can donate to the cause. -- Editor] [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Kate Middleton Might Be Pregnant (Or Might Just Dislike Peanuts)

Pregnancy Rumor
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Calm down, Kate Middleton is not pregnant, people. Read More »
Book Deal Deets
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Party girl Pippa has been hired to write a book on party planning. Read More »
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  • Kate Middleton politely refused to taste peanut paste from a UNICEF aid package being sent to African countries suffering from famine, which has people speculating that she’s pregnant. Ever consider that peanut paste just looked or smelled nasty? [US Weekly]
  • Kim Kardashian emailed family members before filing for divorce and TMZ claims it obtained a copy of the email. Kimmycakes supposedly wrote, “I know this seems crazy … I’ve spent the last few months struggling with my marriage. Kris is a great guy but we come from such different worlds and he isn’t what I thought when we 1st met. I’m embarrassed that I took everyone on this journey with me and had this huge wedding. But I have to be happy, so I have to let this relationship go.”  [TMZ]
  • Ricky Martin is purchasing citizenship in Spain so he can legally marry his boyfriend, Carolos Gonzalez Abella, with whom he has twin three-year-olds. [Queerty]
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