Tag Archives: kate middleton

Danish Mag Publishes Bottomless Kate Middleton Nude Photos

Kate Topless Pic
Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
Kate Topless Photo Ruling
Closer Magazine ordered to hand over Kate's topless photos. Read More »
Emma Sounds Off
Emma Roberts has an opinion about Kate Middleton's topless photos. Read More »

Danish magazine Se Og Hor has published bottomless photos of Kate Middleton, toweling off and wearing a bikini top on a balcony/porch beside Prince William. I’m assuming these pics were taken at the same time as the topless photos, when she and William were vacationing in the South of France — meaning they assumed they had some motherfucking privacy.   Keep reading »

Karl Lagerfeld Wants You To Know What He Really Meant To Say About Pippa

Shut Up, Karl
Karl Lagerfeld runs his mouth about the Middleton sisters. Read More »
Kooky Karl
karl lagerfeld books
Karl Lagerfeld does not wash his own hair. Read More »
Karl's Cat Has Maids
Karl Lagerfeld's Siamese cat Choupette has two personal maids. Read More »

“I didn’t mean that! I only meant I don’t think her makeup is right; she has a roundish face and round eyes and she should pick another makeup for the eyes.”

Karl Lagerfeld attempts to clarify his comments regarding Pippa Middleton after they were apparently misconstrued. The Kaiser professed not long ago that Pippa “should only show her back,” but he insists that isn’t really what he meant! For the record, he just loves Duchess Kate, but that doesn’t mean she’s his pick of the bunch… Keep reading »

William And Kate Get Their Hula On In Tuvalu

Kate Topless Photo Ruling
Closer Magazine ordered to hand over Kate's topless photos. Read More »
Kate Photoshopped?
Kate and William look totally Photoshopped in these pics. Read More »
Kate Topless Pic
Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
Royal Dance Moves
A Royal Dance-Off!

Boobs? What boobs? Now that a French court has ruled that Kate Middleton’s topless photos can no longer be printed, can we focus on the Duke and Duchess doing other things? Like, showing off their dance moves during a traditional welcoming ceremony on the Pacific island of Tuvalu?

I think Kate wins the dance-off here, if there was one. There wasn’t, but I always think the world needs more dance-offs, so I insert them wherever I feel like. Willy’s hips are little stiff. But he wears the Polynesian skirt well. [DListed]

What’s So Great About Kate Middleton’s Breasts, Anyway?

Final Preparations Are Made Ahead Of The Royal Wedding

Enough with this Kate Middleton topless pics scandal. It’s not like she has state secrets tattooed under those suckers, so everyone  please just calm down. I knew the whole scandal had gotten way out of hand when my husband — who could care less about pop culture — had an interest in the whole mess. He was late to the media frenzy, of course, but when he got wind that someone was actually going to print pics of the Duchess’ bare breasts, he was like, ‘Wow. Really. I gotta see that. What magazine are they in again?’ Now, that’s a reaction I expect from nude news about Zoe Saldana or Scarlett Johannson. But Kate?!?! Seriously, what do people think she’s hiding under those designer frocks anyway? Read more…

French Magazine Ordered To Hand Over Kate Middleton’s Topless Photo

Kate Topless Pic
Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
Kate Photoshopped?
Kate and William look totally Photoshopped in these pics. Read More »
Emma Sounds Off
Emma Roberts has an opinion about Kate Middleton's topless photos. Read More »
  • A French court ruled today that Kate Middleton’s topless photos cannot be printed again throughout France. Closer magazine, which first published the photos of Kate sunbathing topless while on vacation, must hand over its original copies of the photos to the palace within 24 hours. Both an Irish newspaper and an Italian magazine have also published the pics. [BBC]
  • Mitt Romney made some asshole comments about how “47 percent” of Americans “are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it.” He also claimed this “47 percent” pay no income tax. Goodbye, White House!  [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Prince William & Kate Middleton (Look Photoshopped) On A Boat!

These photos of Prince William and Kate Middleton are legit — the couple did take a boat tour of the Solomon Islands — but they have clearly been so enhanced in Photoshop as to look hilariously fake. My hunch is the photographer didn’t get the best shots of the royal couple’s faces, so he did extensive work in post, possibly meshing multiple photos into one. As a result, William and Kate’s faces look super crisp — as crisp as the faces in both the foreground and the background. Odd!

Kate Topless Pic
Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »

More Scandal For Prince William And Kate Middleton! Italian Tabloid To Print Everything

It’s one step forward two steps back for an “embarrassed” Prince William andKate Middleton. Suing the French tabloid, Closer magazine, seemed like the best idea when they woke to find Kate Middleton’s boobs splashed all over the glossy gossip rag yesterday but that might not be enough. Italian magazine, Chi, is picking up the flag of its fallen comrade and reportedly will publish all the elicit photos taken during the vacation in Provence in a 26-page spread next week.

Chi editor, Alfonso Signorini, explained his reasoning to the BBC and said,“The fact that these are the future rulers of England makes the article more interesting and topical. This is a deserving topic because it shows in a completely natural way the daily life of a very famous, young and modern couple in love.” Read more…

Emma Roberts Has An Opinion About Kate Middleton Sunbathing Topless

Kate Topless Pic
Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
Kate's No Style Icon
Can we stop pretending Kate Middleton is a style icon? Read More »
Dear Kate's Hair
Your constant perfection is kinda depressing. Read More »

Emma Roberts, I am giving this tweet serious side eye. Kate Middleton may now be a member of the Royal Family, but her breasts are still her own, to do with as she pleases within the parameters of what’s legal. So, proper princesses have tan lines and a lack of bodily freedom? Pretty sure that wasn’t in Kate’s wedding vows. [The Gloss]

William, Kate Sue Over Topless Pics

Prince Harry has some company, because now his sister-in-law Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, is embroiled in her own nude photo scandal, the BBC reports. French magazine Closer published blurry topless pictures of Kate, apparently taken with a long lens while she and Prince William were on a private holiday at a French chateau owned by the queen’s nephew. The royal couple filed a lawsuit today, TMZ reports, but no further details are available yet. Read more…

Palace Pissed About Topless Kate Middleton Photos

Kate Topless Pic
Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
Prince Harry Naked!
Prince Hot Ginge's nude photos hit the internet! Read More »
Topless How-Tos
How To Pose For A Topless Pic
The DOs and DON'Ts of posing for your topless pic. Read More »
  • The palace is extremely pissed France’s tabloid Closer published topless sunbathing photos of Kate Middleton on beach vacay with Prince William in the South of France. The palace’s official statement read: “Their Royal Highnesses have been hugely saddened to learn that a French publication and a photographer have invaded their privacy in such a grotesque and totally unjustifiable manner.”  Sources tell People “a red line’s been crossed” and the royals are considering legal action against Closer. [People]
  • New couple alert: Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez. Damn, those would be some attractive babies. [US Weekly]
  • Levi Johnston is a daddy again: his girlfriend has given birth to a baby girl. An yes, he named his baby after a gun. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Oooh, “True Love,” Pink’s collaboration with Lily Allen, is out. [PopCrush]
  • A look at black influence on New York Fashion Week. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »
  • Zergnet: Simply Irresistible

  • HowAboutWe

  • Popular