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Paparazzi Who Snapped Nude Pics Of Kate Middleton Set To Be Arrested

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Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
Bottomless Pics
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Danish mag publishes bottomless Kate Middleton photos. Read More »
Kate Topless Photo Ruling
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Closer Magazine ordered to hand over Kate's topless photos. Read More »
  • French police are set to arrest the paparazzi photographer who snapped nude photos of Kate Middleton in September while she was vacationing in the South of France with Prince William. The pap faces a year in jail and a hefty fine. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Watch Will Smith rap the “Fresh Prince Of Bel Air” theme song at Gabrielle Union’s birthday party this weekend! [HyperVocal]
  • See what celebs wore at Halloween parties this weekend … and which ones hit up the pumpkin patch. [Socialite Life, Betty Confidential]

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Little Girl Tells Pippa Middleton She Hates Princesses

I Want To Be A Princess
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This woman auditioned to be a princess at Disneyland. Read More »
Every Girl A Princess
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Justin Bieber says every girl should feel like a princess. Aww! Read More »
Not Down With The Monarchy Or The Color Pink

Ahh, the honesty of children. Pippa Middleton was hanging out with some little girls while promoting her party planning book and told a particularly tomboy-ish one that she bet she would be into pink and princesses by the time she’s 10 years old. Not so, said the blondie in purple, “I hate princesses.” Oh no she didn’t. [Telegraph TV via Gawker]

The Smartest Thing You’ll Read About Kate Middleton’s Boobs

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Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
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Kate Middleton bottomless pics
Danish mag publishes bottomless Kate Middleton photos. Read More »
No Nude Pics Regret
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“[W]hat does it say about our culture that it’s plausibly a ‘nightmare’ for a physically attractive 30-year-old woman to be seen topless at a private home with her husband? I wouldn’t dream of criticizing any Duchess Middleton reaction to this. In a similar position I might well be very upset at the invasion of privacy. What I couldn’t help but imagine is how awesome it would’ve been had Middleton called a press conference on a nude beach, arrived topless with a thousand women, and told the assembled press, “The photographer who invaded my privacy had no right to capture those images, but I face that nightmare on a daily basis. And no one gives a damn until one of them photographs me topless? Grow up. I am unashamed of my body. In fact, I rather love it, as all these woman love their bodies. That makes some immature people uncomfortable. And it is their problem, not mine. If you’re sitting at home obsessing over photos of me topless, or giggling and pointing on the streets, it’s you who should feel embarrassment and shame, not me. I refuse to do it anymore.” Ours is a society where that People cover makes sense, and that speech would never happen. We’re doing it wrong.”

– The Atlantic writer Conor Friedersdorf in a fantastic piece about how we all need to learn how to deal with boobs. That’s basically the thesis: Boobs — deal with ‘em. I strongly encourage you to read the whole piece, which addresses the dual stories of Kate Middleton’s nude photos and also the teenaged girl, Amanda Todd, who committed suicide last week after a man photographed her breasts and showed them to her friends. Neither of these things should be a big deal, he argues, yet they are persistent cultural taboos. Friedersdorf hits the nail right on the head: the very same society that tells breastfeeding mamas they should go feed their infant in a dirty bathroom stall is the same society that makes teen girls think their naked boobs are something they should be ashamed about. The simple fact of the matter is that breasts should not be taboo. Be modest, if that suits you. Don’t be modest, if that suits you better. But breasts are not sinful or shameful or bad. [The Atlantic]

Pippa Cancels U.S. Book Tour Over Kate Middleton’s Nude Pics

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How to get Pippa Middleton's colorful, casual look. Read More »
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  • Pippa Middleton has cancelled her U.S. tour for Celebrate, a party-planning book being published at the end of the month, over concerns it will just draw more attention to Kate Middleton’s nude pics scandal. “If Pippa is quizzed about Kate’s topless pictures, then whatever answer she gives will generate more news about the matter, and upset Will and Kate,” a source told The New York Daily News. [TIME]
  • Struggling actress Lindsay Lohan said she is voting for Mitt Romney because “employment is really important right now.” Most of what LiLo knows about unemployment comes from being under house arrest. [E! Online]
  • Also, LiLo is “done,” again, with Michael Lohan after he called 911 on his family and gave audiotape of her panicked Tuesday morning phone call to him — in which she said mom Dina Lohan was on cocaine — to the gossip blog TMZ. [Stupid Celebrities]

Bobbi Kristina’s Engagement Ring From Her Brother Is A Cheap Ass Kate Middleton Knock-Off

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Bobbi Kristina says pics of her doing coke aren't what they look like. Read More »
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Your constant perfection is kinda depressing. Read More »

You know how when Prince William and Kate got engaged, there were all these jerks hawking replicas of her ring everywhere? Well Nick Gordon, the “adopted brother”/boyfriend of Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina just proposed to her with one of those things. You can buy the damn ring on Overstock.com for $69.99. Now, it’s not that I think it’s shitty that he got her a cheap ass ring — it’s just that getting a Kate Middleton replica ring is totally … lame.

Celeb Street Style: Maroon, Burgundy, And Oxblood, Oh My!

Oh, oxblood, how I loathe you as a word but love you as a color, so I’m thrilled to see so many shades of deep red showing up in magazines, stores, and on stylish celebs like Taylor Swift and Victoria Beckham. Looking for some inspiration on how to wear fall’s most fashionable color? Click through to check out 12 lovely celeb ladies rocking shades of maroon, burgundy, and–yep–oxblood!

Other Than Oxblood
These 10 color names might be grosser-sounding. Read More »

Will We See Wills’ Willie? Plus, Kristen & Robert Have A No-Sex Pact!

  • The topless and bottomless Kate Middleton photos are apparently just the beginning — apparently, the full set of photos shot when the royal couple was on vacation includes pics of Prince William in the buff as well. Oh noes. [Newser]
  • In his interview with “60 Minutes” last night, Arnold Schwarzenegger confessed to having had multiple affairs during his marriage and that wife Maria Shriver knew about them. But her friends are calling bullshit. [Newser]
  • Do you know everything there is to know about lube? Doubtful. Here are six facts to start. [Your Tango]
  • An open letter to the Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks, possibly the world’s best coffee drink. [College Candy] Keep reading »

Danish Mag Publishes Bottomless Kate Middleton Nude Photos

Kate Topless Pic
Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
Kate Topless Photo Ruling
Closer Magazine ordered to hand over Kate's topless photos. Read More »
Emma Sounds Off
Emma Roberts has an opinion about Kate Middleton's topless photos. Read More »

Danish magazine Se Og Hor has published bottomless photos of Kate Middleton, toweling off and wearing a bikini top on a balcony/porch beside Prince William. I’m assuming these pics were taken at the same time as the topless photos, when she and William were vacationing in the South of France — meaning they assumed they had some motherfucking privacy.   Keep reading »

Karl Lagerfeld Wants You To Know What He Really Meant To Say About Pippa

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Karl Lagerfeld runs his mouth about the Middleton sisters. Read More »
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“I didn’t mean that! I only meant I don’t think her makeup is right; she has a roundish face and round eyes and she should pick another makeup for the eyes.”

Karl Lagerfeld attempts to clarify his comments regarding Pippa Middleton after they were apparently misconstrued. The Kaiser professed not long ago that Pippa “should only show her back,” but he insists that isn’t really what he meant! For the record, he just loves Duchess Kate, but that doesn’t mean she’s his pick of the bunch… Keep reading »

William And Kate Get Their Hula On In Tuvalu

Kate Topless Photo Ruling
Closer Magazine ordered to hand over Kate's topless photos. Read More »
Kate Photoshopped?
Kate and William look totally Photoshopped in these pics. Read More »
Kate Topless Pic
Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
Royal Dance Moves
A Royal Dance-Off!

Boobs? What boobs? Now that a French court has ruled that Kate Middleton’s topless photos can no longer be printed, can we focus on the Duke and Duchess doing other things? Like, showing off their dance moves during a traditional welcoming ceremony on the Pacific island of Tuvalu?

I think Kate wins the dance-off here, if there was one. There wasn’t, but I always think the world needs more dance-offs, so I insert them wherever I feel like. Willy’s hips are little stiff. But he wears the Polynesian skirt well. [DListed]

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