Wow, Lifetime made this movie faster than I could snap my fingers and say, “Where’s my royal wedding invitation?” The network announced in late January that they would be making a flick about Prince William and Kate Middleton‘s courtship at St. Andrews and beyond. Now it is set to air on April 18, just 11 days before the couple ties the knot. The movie stars Nico Evers-Swindell, of “NCIS: Los Angeles,” as Prince William and British actress Camilla Luddington, who has appeared on “Days of our Lives,” as Kate. And it looks like it might be semi-good. Even if they didn’t take our plot suggestion, “Kate falls in love with William’s twin brother, who has been hidden from the media all his life because he has that disease where you can’t stop hiccuping.” [People] Keep reading »
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Lifetime’s Take On Prince William And Kate Middleton
Wow, Lifetime made this movie faster than I could snap my fingers and say, “Where’s my royal wedding invitation?” The network announced in late January that they would be making a flick about Prince William and Kate Middleton‘s courtship at St. Andrews and beyond. Now it is set to air on April 18, just 11 days before the couple ties the knot. The movie stars Nico Evers-Swindell, of “NCIS: Los Angeles,” as Prince William and British actress Camilla Luddington, who has appeared on “Days of our Lives,” as Kate. And it looks like it might be semi-good. Even if they didn’t take our plot suggestion, “Kate falls in love with William’s twin brother, who has been hidden from the media all his life because he has that disease where you can’t stop hiccuping.” [People] Keep reading »
Up For Auction: Kate Middleton’s Sexy See-Through Dress
What Kate Should Wear
Kate Middleton's princess style is a little "mumsy," don't you think? 8 Photos »
Buy a scandalous piece of royal history: The makeshift, see-through dress princess-to-be Kate Middleton wore at a St. Andrew’s fashion show. The student-designed dress is said to be the magical garment that shifted Prince William’s relationship with Middleton from strictly “platonic to romantic.” And it’s hard not to see why: The mesh dress shows off all of Middleton’s, um, appreciable assets. It’s expected to fetch anywhere from $16,000 to $28,000, so happy bidding! [Daily Beast] Keep reading »
Get Away From My Ginger, You Princess Bitch!
Not content with just the “heir” in her claws, greedy guts Kate Middleton is now going after the “spare,” too. Either that or someone at the commemorative mug printing company can’t tell snoozefest Prince William from ginger hotstuff Prince Harry and is getting canned. [Daily Caller] Keep reading »
Kate Middleton And Prince William Get Baked
What Kate Should Wear
Kate Middleton's princess style is a little "mumsy," don't you think? 8 Photos »
Some things are just not necessary. An almost-lifesize cake replica of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s faces, made from 20 lbs. of marzipan and 10 lbs. of icing, for example. Important question, though: whose face do you cut up first? [The Gloss via The Windsor Knot] Keep reading »
The Commemorative Kate Middleton
Now you can commemorate the magical moment when Kate Middleton got engaged to Prince Williams with this 16-inch replica by Franklin Mint. For $195 you can put the princess-to-be on your shelf or mount her on your wall or talk to her when you’re lonely. Oh, and the engagement ring — which comes free with your purchase! — is perfect for when you play princess at home alone on Saturday night. Coming soon … the Kate Middleton bridal doll! [ONTD] Keep reading »
Kate Middleton Gets “Little Miss Princess” Children’s Book
Kate Middleton can add Mr. Men children’s books to list of items immortalizing her fancy nuptials. Little Miss Princess meets and falls in love with a prince, Mr. Bump, and soon she’s living a castle with a butler who puts toothpaste on her toothbrush for her. Little Miss Princess, which goes on sale in the UK on Monday, will be the first Mr. Men book to be published since 2004; an accompanying sticker and coloring book, Little Miss Princess and the Very Special Wedding, will be for sale in April. I’m not sad, though. Mr. Men wrote a book about me, too! It was called Little Miss Trouble. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »
Quickies: Black Market Invites To The Royal Wedding & Lady Gaga Loses Her Virginity
- A British reporter was offered a black market wedding invitation to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s nuptials for $3,200, supposedly via the printer who made them. How much would you be willing to pay for a black market or scalped invite? [Gawker]
- More information than you require: Lady Gaga lost her virginity at age 17, hated sex until two years ago. [Monsters & Critics]
- James Franco and Lindsay Lohan will be photographed naked in an “explicit” new photo book by pervy photographer Terry Richardson. Prepare for some firecrotch, people. [Oh No They Didn't!]
Kate Middleton Gets “No More Waity Katie” Purple Nail Polish By Butter London
Cheese puff celebs like Justin Bieber introduce their own nail polish lines. But Butter London has named their own limited edition nail polish for Kate Middleton, a shimmery purple called No More Waity Katie (her nickname in the press). Supposedly, No More Waity Katie is greige — grey and beige — but that color sure looks like purple to me! I’d like to get my fingers on this polish — and this polish on my fingers — but, hey, Butter, don’t you think $14 is a bit stiff? Not all of us are marrying into royalty, you know. [T Magazine] Keep reading »
Loading ...Brewery Makes “Kiss Me Kate (Middleton)” Beer
Kate Middleton and I have something big in common. We are both marrying princes named Kate. And now that a brewery in Nottingham has dreamed up this royal wedding themed beer, I am feeling closer to Kate then ever before. Apparently she has been tortured by the existence of Cole Porter’s musical “Kiss Me Kate,” which is based on Shakespeare’s “Taming of the Shrew,” too! Over the years, way too many guys have preluded a smooch with the words “Kiss Me Kate,” which—I won’t lie—makes me want to gag each and every time. Not to mention all the teachers I had, kindergarten through college, who alluded to the play’s name or plot after calling on me in class. I’m just glad to know Kate Middleton feels my pain. Keep reading »
