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Kate Gosselin Two-Steps With The Paparazzi On “Dancing With The Stars”


If you missed last night’s “Dancing with the Stars,” have no fear. Here is the episode’s highlight—and by that I mean the “WTF, OMG, that was horrible” performance. Last night, Kate Gosselin and partner Tony Dovolani did a paso doble, which they crafted into a story about a woman who has a love/hate relationship with the paparazzi. The woman was, of course, Kate, and the song was, naturally, Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi.” Too bad Kate looked like a stiff linebacker marionette through the whole performance. Honestly, it kind of looks like Tony has given up on her—the two barely even tried to dance. Do you think Kate will be voted off soon? Keep reading »

10 Shows Kate Gosselin Should Try Out For After She Gets Kicked Off “DWTS”

I don’t think anyone has failed as monumentally as Kate Gosselin has on “Dancing With the Stars.” Her co-stars call her a diva, the judges tell her she sucks, and her partner got so frustrated in rehearsal that he ran out on her. Kate threatened to quit the show but it looks like her team probably won’t make it to the next round. This gig’s days are numbered, and if we know anything about Kate it’s that she’s already plotting her next move. Since we’re super helpful, we thought we’d round up 10 shows that Kate should try out for next! Keep reading »

Another Man Puts Kate Gosselin In A Corner


Last night I watched my very first full episode of “Dancing with the Stars.” For the most part, I was bored. Pamela Anderson was shockingly awesome — I knew the bitch could run in slow-mo, but who knew she could dance?!; I cringed the minute Jake Pavelka took the stage with his poor man’s Tom Cruise grin; and I felt sort of sad that Buzz Aldrin wasn’t, well, any good. But the best moment of the night occurred during footage of Kate Gosselin’s rehearsals with her partner, Tony Dovolani. The two got in a tiff because Kate was being a bossy beyatch, treating her dance instructor as if he was one of her kids, and he wouldn’t stand for it, storming off until she shut her pie hole. It was basically awesome, especially as Kate made vague comments about another man leaving her. (Oh wah, Kate, you don’t want Jon’s Ed Hardy-branded ass anyway.) Kate and Tony made up in the end and Kate crowed about neither of them being quitters after dancing a mediocre jive. Whatever. If these two keep bickering, I’ll keep watching. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Check Out Kate Gosselin’s New Weave For “Dancing With The Stars”!

Now that she’s appearing on “Dancing With The Stars,” Kate Gosselin has ditched that iconic ‘do of hers for a Farrah-esque new weave. But will the hair stay on while Kate is whipping around the dance floor? Inquiring minds want to know. [3/4/10, NYC] Keep reading »

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Bachelor Drama-Rama? Kate Gosselin Ditches Kids? A Hit On Jon Cryer?

Every Wednesday, the tabloids bring tragedy, intrigue, and lust into our lives. It’s kind of like modern-day soap operas, only instead of fictional story lines or made-up characters, they’ve cast celebrities you already know and love and pretend that it’s all 100 percent true. And since reality television has taken over for scripted drama, but real life is kinda boring, writers are forced to cook up dynamic story lines, and the line between what’s real and what’s fake is increasingly blurry. I’m not sure if gifting you with the most important stories is helping or hindering in our inevitable demise, but we are all just part of the system. So enjoy the tabs while you can. After the jump, this week’s big stories.

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“Dancing With The Stars” Season 10 Cast Announced!

And it features a who’s who of the most tabloid-y celebs EVER! Last night, towards the tail end of “The Bachelor” season finale (refer to the liveblog if you want the play-by-play), Tom Bergeron and former “Bachelor”/”DWTS” contestant Melissa Rycroft announced who would be shimmying when the show returns Mar. 22. Kate Gosselin! Pamela Anderson! That ESPN sportscaster who got peeped on in the nude (Erin Andrews)! That old guy from NASA (Buzz Aldrin)! Some football meathead with numbers in Spanish as his last name (Chad Ochocinco)! Plus, Evan Lysacek, Shannen Doherty (Brenda Walsh, y’all!), Niecy Nash, Nicole Scherzinger (from the Pussycat Dolls), Aiden Turner (some hot soap star), and, the final BIG ANNOUNCEMENT of the evening, “The Bachelor”‘s own Jake Pavelka. Seriously, I loathe “DWTS,” but even I may watch this season to see Pamela pop out of one of her costumes, Vienna sitting front row, and what they do to glam up Kate Gosselin’s hair. My early favorite to win? Evan Lysacek obviously. [EW] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Kate Gosselin Confirms Jon Is “Stubby”

  • Hailey Glassman said Jon Gosselin’s peen was “tiny, tiny, tiny,” but his ex-wife, Kate, was more succinct. She called him “stubby.” [Us Weekly]
  • Britney Spears and her boyfriend/agent, Jason Trawick, spent Valentine’s Day in the McDonald’s Drive-Thru! [Dlisted]
  • Holly Robinson Peete has not accepted John Mayer’s apology on behalf of his racist penis. [PopEater]
  • Gia Allemand has a boyfriend — and it’s not “The Bachelor,” Jake Pavelka. [Us Weekly]

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Quotable: Kate Gosselin’s New Hair Cost $7,000

“We were together for about 20 hours and I would say 15 of those hours were working on Kate trying to convince her to cut her bangs. I felt like she was hiding behind that front piece. My haircuts are $950. The color would have been about $500, and the extensions, which were great length extensions, would probably cost about $5000. I wanted to make sure I took her from being really ordinary to really extraordinary!”

—Hair stylist Ted Gibson on creating Kate Gosselin’s new post-divorce hair, which, despite the cost, is not actually solid gold [RadarOnline.com] Keep reading »

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Angelina Attacks? Kate Gosselin Gets Extentions?

Now that the holidays are over, we’re expected to actually work on our New Year’s resolutions. Whatever they may be, the tabloids are here to help. Oh, you wanted to lose weight? Here are a bunch of celebrities in bikinis making you feel like a slob! Want to spend less time gossiping about people? Well, don’t worry; it’s perfectly innocent to read gossip about people, instead. And in case you wanted to save some money this year, we’ll save you $21.02 in weekly tabloid costs by hand-picking the most interesting stories, just for you! Keep reading »

Quickies: Gosselin Children Miss The Limelight & Mrs. Sanford Won’t Stand By The Governor

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