What do you guys know about Scott Disick? I know that he is the most fascinating and, scarily enough, often the most logical specimen on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” or any variation or spin-off thereof. I know that he refers to himself by the moniker of “Lord Disick,” a title he bought online. I know that a sophisticated older French girl I went to prep school with who never wore deodorant hung out with him at a club in the Hamptons (The Elm, if you must know), where he bragged about how he was using Kourtney for her money and didn’t give a shit about her and slept with other girls all the time. Which, like, I find so hard to believe. “Sentimental Scott” Disick? No way.
Anyway, I saw the greatest “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami” episode the other night, where Kourtney is pissed off because Scott is hanging out with all these lesbians, and then Kourtney squirts breast milk on Kim’s psoriasis. This really got me to thinking about what Scott actually does with his life. Who is he really, and where did he come from? I found myself needing answers that I couldn’t find on any Wikipedia page. Fortunately for me, Scott did a recent interview in Haute Living magazine (I’ve never read that magazine but I know that I hate it) where he dished on style, skincare, and “Seinfeld.” Here are a few things I learned… Keep reading »
I have a bizarre limerence for Scott Disick, the vaguely threatening, Patrick Bateman-esque father of Kourtney Kardashian‘s children. Maybe it’s because I’m from New England, but Disick’s combination of slick, preppy rich-boy style, unapologetic dogmatism, and self-reverential charm is exactly what I look for in someone to both lust after and loathe. What I didn’t realize, however, is that I’ve actually been crushing on Scott for ten years. Say whaaaaat. Keep reading »
Check out this awful Kardashian Christmas card, featuring Mercy, their deceased non-cat (Kim gave her away to Khloe’s assistant when she suddenly “realized” she was allergic, which is something I have never heard of before and plus have you seen that episode of the show where she gives away a cat she finds because she doesn’t want to take care of it?). As you can see, I have circled (more of an egg shape actually) Mercy in red in the event that you are not able to find her. She was very small. Poor little Mercy is posthumously shown trapped in a glass enclosure, which the human (?) Kardashians are using as a tray on which to hold their champagne flutes. This is a metaphor for that sweet kitten’s precious few days on earth, I just haven’t figured out how yet. After some speculation we believe it may represent Mercy in heaven. RIP.
Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, but I’ll forever back her on one thing: the girl’s makeup is always on point. Whether she’s rocking the family trademark super-smoky eye and nude gloss, or keeping it low-key with just mascara and flawless skin, Kim’s beauty routine has inarguably got it going on. Check out our top seven picks of her many makeup looks in the gallery above! Keep reading »
Kim Kardashian looks classy and put-together, with all errant body parts neatly tucked in and a skin color more closely resembling that of a human being than a leather satchel. Dare I say she even looks… expensive? For a woman worth hundreds of millions who usually looks as if she blew her $20 allowance in the clearance section at Charlotte Russe, then picked up a couple extra accessories and makeup tips from the traveling circus on the way home, this is highly unusual. And good. It’s good. Thanks, Kanye.
Are you in the mood to buy some makeup? How about some makeup sold by shapeshifting aliens bearing a vague but bizarre resemblance to the Kardashian sisters? Well, now you can! Or soon, I guess. But seriously, they usually at least do a pretty good approximation of humans. Not this time, my friends. Not this time. [Celebuzz]
Full disclosure: I love me some Khloe Kardashian Odom. I think she’s just the right mix of funny, smart, raunchy, and honest, and if she ever invited me over to her palace for cocktails and gossip on the condition that I change my name to Kinona, I would totally do it. That being said, the outfit Khloe wore to promote her and Lamar’s new perfume, “Unbreakable,” is, well, a little broken. I really have no idea what’s going on with those (painted?) jeans, and the two-tone leather jacket and strappy stiletto sandals aren’t helping. Khloe, I’m konfused. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
I like to see Photoshop used to do good in the world. Kardashians, the golden years is noble work. Will we still be keeping up with them? If Kim has feathered hair like that, then yes.[WOW]
Mama Kris must be working overtime! How else to explain the lightning fast and intense passions that burn between her daughter Kim and Mr. Kanye West? The two do everything together. Like here, notice Kanye accompanying Kim to a laser hair removal appointment. Or maybe it’s the other way around? I bet they’ve installed that couples commode in their respective palatial estates, so they don’t have to potty away from each other. Here’s hoping all this works out, and they’ll be together
through Kim’s contractually obligated season eight of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” forever.
Jacob continues to dominate in the land of boy baby names, taking the No. 1 spot for the 13th year in a row. But there’s a new winner in the female category: After twoyears atop the list, Isabella has now been replaced by Sophia. Isabella was downgraded to second place, followed by Emma (which was briefly No. 1), Olivia, and Ava. For boys, Mason was No. 2 (it jumped 10 spots—thanks to the Kardashians?), followed by William, Jayden, and Noah. The AP notes that Michael took 6th, its lowest ranking since 1948. Read more …