I have an ongoing obsession with Kourtney’s pregnancy style. Maybe it’s because I’m petite/curvy like her and like her fashion ideas for my body type, or maybe it’s just because she has super duper expensive clothes and thus looks way more chic than your average reality TV star. All I can say is that she looks adorable in her latest venture out shopping for baby clothes with her sister Khloe. Where do I get myself one of those half cardigan/half semi-jacket hybrid things she is wearing? How does she make a baby bump look so cute? How does she compel me to use the twee phrase “baby bump” without rolling my eyes? I must say, I also adore the way she and Khloe hold hands when the paparazzi hounds them. The sisters look much cuter walking side by side than Kourt and Lord Disick even on their best day. [Image via Fame/Flynet]
As much as I detest the narcissistic mega-empire that the Kardashian sisters stand for, I can’t help but admire their style. While Kim’s high fashion look is objectively the most chic, I love Kourtney’s feminine and bubbly sartorial tastes — especially her maternity style. I’ve never been pregnant, but for the most part, it looks pretty uncomfortable, so I’m always impressed when ladies like Kourtney manage to dress so damn cute while battling swollen ankles and morning sickness. Kourtney has about a million assistants and as much maternity leave as she can dream of, so it’s not that tough for her, but all you real-life women out there who do the same deserve major cred. Click through for some of Kourtney’s most beaming, cheerful looks from all three of her pregnancies.
I have a new fave show. It’s called “Keeping Up With The” and it’s similar to “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” only there are no Kardashians and JUST BRUCE JENNER, the only real reason to watch KUWTK in the first place. Bruce has long needed his own spinoff, but this is even better, as Bruce is even more delightfully cranky and curmudgeonly out of context. Bless Alexander Pyle for editing down all of Bruce’s scenes to four minutes of brilliance and giving the legend and his hair its due. [NYMag.com]
Following today’s news that the world’s most famous Momager, Kris Jenner, will soon release a Kardashian cookbook, it left us wondering what else the family could possibly monetize? They’ve already created clothing lines, self tanner, fragrances, accessories, lingerie and have been the faces of diet drinks, alcohol, shoes, and even pads for slight bladder leakage. But there are still a few untapped markets left for the Kardashians to bust into. Here are ten products we’re shocked aren’t already Kardashian-sponsored, that totally should be.
Hmm, filming someone as they’re waking up from anesthesia after getting their wisdom teeth removed — mean or hilarious? I think it depends entirely on what they say while they’re under the influence and have big wads of cotton stuffed in their cheeks. For example, this woman is hilarious. All she wants is to have sex with Ryan Gosling. Can’t the girl get a little white dick? And if not, looking like a Kardashian will do. This is pretty much my daily inner monologue, minus the “white” dick part. I like dicks of all colors. [Gawker]