The only thing that surprises me about an alleged Kanye West sex tape is that it has taken this long for one to be made public — Kanye gives off the vibe that he videotapes every sexual encounter, doesn’t he? Radar Online is reporting that a 20-minute-long sex tape of Kanye with an “unidentified female” who says “at the beginning of the video that she’s 18 years old” and resembles Kim Kardashian with her curvy body and long, black hair, is being shopped around. Radar, who watched the sex tape in its entirety, says Kanye and the woman have sex without kissing and use a condom while doing the deed. (Good for you for having safe sex, Kanye!) Yeezy also makes eye contact with the camera during the film, signifying he knows the video was being shot. Frankly this is the most underwhelming news ever, although I am somewhat skeeved out that he’s 35 years old and banging an alleged 18-year-old. Again, not surprised. [Radar Online, Dlisted] [Image: Splash News]
We all know Kanye West declared his love for Kim Kardashian—and dissed Kris Humphries—in his recent song “Theraflu,” but it turns out the rapper has actually been sending Kim secret messages via song for years. Like, since 2009, sources “extremely close” to Kanye tell TMZ. One example, from that year’s “Knock You Down,” which came out while Kim was dating football star Reggie Bush:
“You was always the cheerleader of my dreams / To seem to only date the head of football teams / And I was the class clown that always kept you laughing / We were never meant to be, baby we just happened.” Read more…
On the next episode of ”Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” Kanye and his stylist (Renelou Padora) stop by Kim’s house to clean out her closet. Kim quite earnestly tells the camera, “Kanye’s definitely inspired me to want to, like, be a little bit more of an individual. I think my style’s just evolving and changing and I think it should, because that’s, you know, what life is about.” She adds, “He’s a fashion designer and he loves clothes so I’m excited to, like, collaborate with him to see what his take on fashion is.” Read more…
Tiny trucker hats are the perfect accessory for when you’re hanging with your significant other with the paparazzi, or drinking a bottle of Moet Chandon by yourself on the phone, or at a movie premiere, or getting over The Most Important Breakup Of Our Time or whatever. That’s why all the celebs love their tiny party trucker hats. Just, like, whatever you happen to be getting into at the moment. Take life by the reins and get your very own tiny party trucker hat — or 10, one in every shade — here.
While Kris Jenner is no fan of Kanye West’s new song “Perfect Bitch,” she is a fan of him in general for her daughter Kim Kardashian. Such a big fan in fact that she’s reportedly offering him millions of dollars if he’ll just marry her favorite daughter.
A “source” told Star magazine that Jenner tried to lure Kanye in with the promise of $350 million in deals if he just makes Kim his wife. Kim is reportedly furious about her mom’s meddling, but like usual, she’ll probably do nothing about it and/or defend her momager.
It’s totally the stuff of speculation at this point, but the sad truth is that no one would be surprised at all if it is true. In fact, in the scheme of overbearing, over-involved meddling in Kim’s love life, this is a pretty minor offense for Jenner. Perhaps evensweet, in a twisted, Kardashian sort of way? Read more…
When celebs share their diet and exercise tips, we listen. Even if the tips involve things like eating only baby food or jumping around in Kangoo boots. Hey, whatever works! Kim Kardashian has dropped some weight since becoming Kimye. How? Allegedly, the reality star shed seven pounds in seven days on the “sex diet.” An anonymous friend of Kim’s told the National Enquirer that the sex diet is code for “having regular sex, that tends to burn calories and kill the appetite. Losing seven pounds in seven days means being a very naughty girl.” Now, this is a diet we’d try without hesitation. It doesn’t even involve juice cleanses or hours on the stairmaster. Just good old fashioned sex! Click through to see more celebs who swear by the sex diet. [Music Rooms]
I love that the photo agency calls this “Kim’s stylish departure.” Does anyone actually think this is stylish other than Kanye West? By the way, this is the $6,000 pair of shoes that made it to the Paris news. Don’t talk about style ’cause I embarrass you. God, these people are RIDICULOUS. I can’t believe they’re real!