I recently bought myself a Dolly Parton prayer candle (because hello, it was $7 and I truly do view her as a powerful, sequined deity), and let me tell you: I’m pretty sure my repeated requests for for bigger hair and sassier comebacks are paying off. Since lighting it, I can even hit the high notes in “Jolene”! Hallelujah!
Just in case you’re also in need of some divine celebrity intervention, I decided to round up 10 celebrity prayer candles you can buy (including my precious Dolly), and an example of the prayer you might want to use for each one. Click on the gallery above to see how celebs like Saint Kanye, Mother Minaj, and Angel Bieber can help you achieve your dreams!
Kris Jenner may be the most over-involved parent of all time, but I have yet to witness an incident where she has been this oblivious. For some reason, Kris Jenner can’t figure out why Kim Kardashian and Kanye West aren’t married yet. Kris Jenner appeared on “The Talk” yesterday and, naturally, was asked about Kim, her new baby, North West, and Kim’s relationship with Kanye West. Co-host Sara Gilbert asked Jenner, “Are Kim and Kanye going to get married and are you upset about it?” Jenner replied, “No and no.” Despite this answer, she went on to discuss her frustration that neither Kourtney, who has two children with boyfriend Scott Disick, nor Kim is married even though they have children. Keep reading »
See this white T-shirt here? I bet you thought it was just a standard plain white tee you’d get in a Hanes 3-pack, didn’t you? Siiiiiiiigh. Could you be any less fashion savvy? This is obviously a “hip hop t-shirt,” designed by Kanye West in a collaboration with French fashion brand A.P.C. It’s made of cotton, so it will shrink when you wash it, and, oh yeah, it costs $120. Now I bet you’re thinking, no one would pay that much for a white cotton t-shirt! Wrong again, my friend. Kanye’s collection sold out almost instantly and demand was so high the A.P.C. website briefly crashed. Proof that he actually is the God he claims to be? Perhaps. [A.P.C. via DListed]
Thankfully, no. This woman does have some taste. After the Kardashian matriarch teased on her Facebook page, “You never know who will stop by our show today!”, we all went apoplectic that Kim and Kanye’s baby North West had already been sucked into the machine. Fortunately for my sanity, Just Jared confirmed that Kris Jenner carried a baby on the set of “Kris,” her talk show which debuts today, but confirmed the child is only her hair and makeup artist’s kid. You know, a “normal” baby, not a famous baby. I’ve got to hand it to you, Kris. You’ve outdone yourself with this stunt. (Jenner reportedly will reveal pics of Kim’s kid on the show today, though, so stay tuned for exploitation.) [Just Jared; Suri's Burn Book]
Still chortling over Kim Kardashian and Kanye West naming their baby North West? Well, the couple would like you to stop. They’ve been explaining to friends that the name has nothing to do with the direction “northwest,” sources tell TMZ. Their explanation: “What’s north of North? Nothing.” In other words, as TMZ helpfully decodes, the baby is the highest point of their relationship and their “north star.” Read more on Newser…