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Presenting The Frisky Kama Sutra!

So, you’ve worked your way through all 64 of the Kama Sutra’s pleasure postures, even the ones that seem impossible to pull off like the Pair Of Tongs or the Head Spinner. Seriously, how did you do that without hurting yourself? We’re impressed. But now, you’ve reached a sexual crossroads. What do you do to wow your partner in bed this Valentine’s Day once you’ve achieved sexual transcendence? Show that you’re hip and edgy, that you have the finger on the pulse of pop culture, obviously. We can help with that. Behold The Frisky’s sex positions inspired by our favorite TV characters. Maybe you’ve done the Back Breaker without a trip to the hospital but can you live through the The Dark Passenger? Now that’s dangerous bedroom play. But someone’s got to try it. Might as well be you. Click through for the Frisky’s addendum to the Kama Sutra.

Hell Yeah, I Love You!
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Kama Stupid: New Sex Positions For 2013

The Kama Sutra is the world’s most famous guide to the art of love.  But it’s an ancient Hindu text that’s about over 2,000 years old.  It’s time someone updated it with the latest advances in bedroom fun that can be had.

Have you and your partner ever done it Gangnam Style?  Tried the honey badger?  How about the Zuckerberg plunge?

If not, time to school yourself! Read more…

10 Impossible Sex Positions (NSFWish)

We’re convinced that extreme sex positions were created to make us common folk feel like we are failing at sexual intercourse and therefore, life. We’re all for adventure and experimentation in the bedroom, but does that have to involve getting penetrated while standing on your head? We think not. Considering that the longest we’ve ever held a headstand in yoga class was for, oh, about five breaths (and that was while balancing against the wall after months of practice), we don’t think we’ll be engaging in upside-down-sex anytime soon. Unless we have years to train for it. Maybe Sting and Trudie can pull it off, but the rest of us are laughing our asses all the way to Missionary.

Click through to see a breakdown of sexual positions that we know are completely impossible and why. You’re not fooling us, Kama Sutra!

Let’s Play “Magic Mike” Photoshop Kama Sutra! (Plus, Watch The NSFW Red Band Trailer!)

"Magic Mike"
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Channing Tatum
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Keep yourself occupied all day with the “Magic Mike” Photoshop Kama Sutra.  Channing Tatum first! Then we’ll move onto the Joe Manganiello and the rest of the guys! Now go find a decent picture of yourself and someone who knows how to use the magnetic lasso tool on Photoshop! Quickly! [But You're Like Really Pretty] [Art by But You're Like Really Pretty.com]

After the jump, watch the Red Band trailer for “Magic Mike,” featuring a bare ass and a banana hammock. Keep reading »

The Kama Sutra Of Sleeping For Couples

On Sleeping Naked
sleeping naked photo
Jessica cannot sleep naked, despite many valiant attempts. Read More »
Sleep Sex
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This couple claims they made a baby during sleep sex. Read More »
No Sleep After Sex
13 things to do after sex besides sleeping or cuddling. Read More »
Bad Kama Sutra Tips
Seven Kama Sutra sex tips to avoid at all costs. Read More »

Many a great sex life has been ruined by the cat block. Oh, the pernicious cat block! Cats: they are real bastards sometimes. [via Laughing Squid]

7 Kama Sutra Sex Tips To Avoid

Vatsyayana’s Kama Sutra was a strategy guide for the interaction of penises and vaginas in Gupta-era India (320 to 550 CE), meant to be read by sexual partners to enhance their lovemaking. Well, it turns out there’s a big difference between adopting moral platitudes from thousands of years ago, and trying out their sex advice. Some of the “tips” from the Kama Sutra seem to be setting people up for serious injury should they be performed incorrectly, or in some cases, if they’re performed at all. Read more Keep reading »

USB Kama Sutra: You Light Up My Sex Life

Neon couples going at it turn more than just the lights on. And, let me tell you, nothing says “do me” to a “Miami Vice” fan quite like these Kama Sutra advertisements/mood lighting. All you gotta do to make it work for you is plug the lights into your USB port. Voila, they’ll illuminate your sexual advances! [Kama Lights, $30, Novelty Gift Co.] Keep reading »

Condoms: Just the Tips

Condoms, the wonder rubbers, keep the sex safe like a superhero protecting a city. But there’s such a thing as condom Kryptonite. Before you get scared of imminent doom in the bedroom, here are six tips to stop your condoms from being rendered powerless.

  1. When you’re cookin’ in the bedroom, never use oil-based lubricants like vegetable shortening, cold cream, or Vaseline. In addition to being a bit greasy, they can actually damage the latex. Only use water or silicone based lubricants and slip slide away!
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Crave: Sculpt Your Way To Better Lovemakin’

I took a Women’s Studies class in college where we had to make a clay model of the way we viewed our bodies. Mine was extremely misshapen. But clay models aren’t just for burgeoning adults exploring their political self identity — they’re also for horny couples looking to try the Kama Sutra! The “Sculpta Sutra” is a claymation kit designed as a “fun, hands-on way for partners to learn more about adventurous love making.” The kit comes complete with enough dough to make two “very flexible sex instructors” who, with the help of a handy dandy guidebook featuring over 30 positions, will tell you everything you need to know about the ancient art of doing it. The kit does not come complete with an artistic gene, however, so your Position #14 may still look like mush. [BaronBob.com] [Link contains clay penises so is therefore NSFW.] Keep reading »

Cosmo Wants You To Get On Top

Cosmopolitan’s articles can induce so much puke, sometimes I think the magazine is making me bulimic. The sex advice usually applies to girls who drink too much at frat parties or bored housewives who just can’t figure out their husband is gay, but this month there’s a gem that can put any woman on top of her game. How many times have you bent like a pretzel to impress your partner? Well, now it’s time for you to hump him with his knees to his chest. Ha! The Kama Sutra sex position of the week — with the least sexy name, The Erotic Accordion — is actually pretty hot. First step: Try to not get hungry for Mexican food when they call a penis a “hot tamale.” Step 2: Get your man fetal, but lying on his back. Step 3: Straddle him, then lower yourself down and start the low-ride. [WARNING: This thigh workout is not for the faint of Stairmaster.] Now, go make some beautiful accordion music together! [Cosmo] Keep reading »

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