“Hot and sweaty is the greatest with the right person. But if it’s the wrong person, ugggh, it’s disgusting. It’s like, OK, not working. Get away from me and shut the door behind you.”
– Jenni “J-Woww” Farley on having sex during the hot and sticky summer in the latest issue of Maxim. Jessica and I debated this topic before — she was pro sweaty sexy, while I was anti. Where do you stand? Also, what happened with Jenni’s belly-button? [Maxim] Keep reading »
Admit it. You’re anxiously awaiting the return of “Jersey Shore” to find out what trouble those guidos and guidettes get into in Miami. In the meantime, the cast is out and about, satiating the world’s need for tan bodies and fist-pumping with a few well-paid appearances. JWoww showed up on the red carpet of the MTV Movie Awards in a design of her own making: a pink lacy dress embellished with 1,000 Swarovski crystals that looks more like a nightie you’d wear to bed than a dress you’d wear for a date or night of dancing. Since she’s launching her own line, called Filthy Couture, it was about time she did some shameless self-promotion. If this dress is any indication of the future creations she’ll place on the market, her “designs” will be perfect fodder for worst-dressed lists. “I’m more like rocker-edgy, but very sexy,” she said, explaining her style. “Definitely all my dresses and bathing suits and my jeans and shirts will be like that. I keep it sexy classy. I won’t go to porn star sexy. I won’t go that far.” Too late, Jenni, too late. [People Style Watch] Keep reading »
Here is a “Jersey Shore” twist. They may wear Italian flags, say they’re looking for muscled-up Italian men and call themselves Guidettes. But it turns out that neither J-Woww or Snooki is actually Italian. In a radio interview for Fox News, J-Woww revealed that she is Spanish and Irish—her last name is Farley. And Snooki is Chilean by birth, though she was adopted and raised by an Italian family. She also said that Ronnie is half Italian. When the DJ asked Jenni to explain why they use the term Guido so often on the show, Jenni explained, “That’s a stereotype that people misconstrued with Italians. It’s a lifestyle. Like, the scene that we’re in. It’s not, like, Italian.” Huh? I’m confused. [PopEater] Keep reading »
Because the cast of “Jersey Shore” is known for nothing if not serving as the paragon of what American style should be, apparently the guidos and guidettes have Fashion Week invites flowing in. (With QVC and Kim Kardashian for Bebe showing at the tents, are you really all that surprised?) More than invites though, certain super special cast members have been approached to actually model in a few shows. Before you start trying to imagine Snooki sober enough to walk a straight runway line or “The Situation” pulling off the epic feat of strutting without removing his shirt, we’ll end the maddening suspense: JWOWW and Sammi are the chosen two. Allegedly, three different labels have talked to their (shared) manager about the possibility of the tan and lovely ladies gracing the runway at Bryant Park. God help us all… [The Cut] Keep reading »
It’s been six days since the finale of “Jersey Shore,” and you’re feeling a little bit of withdrawal, aren’t you? Never fear, there is still lots cooking for our favorite guidos and guidettes. The latest news after the jump, from one cast member’s nude pics to another’s gig at the Grammys. Keep reading »
First came Pauly D’s hair-gel video session, then the Snook-ster revealed how she gets her “pouf.” Now, “Jersey Shore” star JWoww is getting in on the beauty and body advice-giving on her website. And yes, folks, it’s CRAZY … Keep reading »
Seriously, what’s happening here? Is the universe about to implode? Apparently DJ Pauly D (on MTV’s “Jersey Shore”) got together with indie darling, Michael Cera, to film some sort of promotion for Cera’s upcoming film, “Youth In Revolt” (which looks HILAR, by the way). After the jump, JWoww shares her slice of pizza. Keep reading »
It isn’t a good day on the internet without a bit of “Jersey Shore” news, right? Snooki is campaigning for her own dating show, and Jenni “JWoww” decided that she’s primed to become a fashion designer based on her personal style (which she calls “Sexy Sophisticated”). Uh, OK. But while LiLo’s taking her leggings line and expanding into clothes, JWoww is focusing on one item — her now infamous yellow shirt, if you can even call it that. That stretch of fabric she loves to wear out “battling” on the dance floor can now be yours for the unreasonable price of $39.99. Designed in six different colors, the party top is said to be custom made to your body type, because, “You don’t want to be that person at the club that see’s [sic] someone else wearing the same thing.” How long until the entire Jersey Shore is inundated with JWoww style copycats? [Jenni Farley] Keep reading »
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