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Justin Bieber Says He’s Retiring & JWoww Is Pregnant

  • Depending on your age and taste in music, Justin Bieber either ruined Christmas or made it the best by announcing his “retirement” on Christmas Eve. [Us Weekly]
  • Us Weekly is exclusively claiming in its new issue that Dean McDermott cheated on wife Tori Spelling, who is mother to four of his young children, with a random woman named Emily Goodhand. Goodhand, who is spillin’ the beans to the mag, says McDermott told her he and Spelling has a “sexless marriage.” [Us Weekly]
  • Continuing the trend of celebrities having all the babies before I can have just one, Jenni “JWoww” Farley from “Jersey Shore” is expecting her first child with fiance Roger Matthews. Bitter feelings about my empty uterus aside, congrats to them! [People] Keep reading »

Snooki & JWoww Dress Up As Other Famous Duos

Snooki & JWoww Dress Up As Other Famous Duos

Props to Buzzfeed for having the clever idea to dress “Jersey Shore” alums Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Jenni “JWoww” Farley as other famous TV duos, including Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from “Breaking Bad” (above) and Brenda Walsh and Kelly Taylor from “90210″ (after the jump). But what’s up with Snooki’s facial hair? Jesse never rocked a porn ‘stache! [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

New Jersey Town Lawyers Up To Keep Snooki Out

New Jersey Town Lawyers Up To Keep Snooki Out

Poor Snooki just can’t catch a break. The “Jersey Shore” star is not wanted in Florence, Hoboken, and now you can add one more locale to the list. Dozens of residents of New Jersey’s Berkeley Township took to the council meeting last night to protest Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s plan to shoot reality spin-off “Snooki and JWoww,” starring herself and Jennifer “JWoww” Farley, in the Pelican Island neighborhood, the Star-Ledger reports; they’ve even hired an attorney for the fight. Read more on Newser…

JWoww Endorses Healthy Living But Forgot She’s Supposed To Be Shilling Diet Pills

JWoww Is Engaged!
The double wedding of our "Jersey Shore" dreams may come true! Read More »
"Snooki & JWoww"
The spin-off is a disgrace to the original. Read More »
JWoww Defies Gravity
With her new stick-on bikini collection! Read More »
JWoww's New Face
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She was so pretty before. Read More »

“Be yourself on your wedding day, don’t go to that extent of ridiculousness … So my big thing from here until whenever my wedding day is just to live healthy … Just live your life so on your wedding day you feel healthy and you’re not starving in your wedding dress and ready to wolf down the whole cake.”

― Hey, that JWoww has a point! But, um, she seems to have forgotten what she was supposed to be talking about, which is AbCuts Sleek & Lean diet pills — the brand she’s the celebrity spokesperson for. Whoops! [Celebuzz]

JWOWW’s Engagement Means The Double Wedding Of Our Dreams May Come True

Word has it that Jenni “JWOWW” Farley of “Jersey Shore” fame is engaged to her long-time boyfriend Roger Matthews. Don’t bust out the champagne just yet though because it’s all hush hush for now, as MTV reportedly wants her to save the big news for filming of season two of “Snooki & JWOWW.”

That’s a little anticlimactic, but congratulations to them if it’s true. Their relationship has been beyond tumultuous, but they truly seem to love each other, so I’m not surprised to see them take this next step, especially with her BFF Snooki settling down with a baby and getting engaged herself. It tends to happen like that with friends — when one jumps on the marriage-and-baby bandwagon, it starts a whole string of events.

And you know what the best possible event that could happen next is? A double wedding of course. Read more …

Snooki And JWoww Don’t Care About “Girls”

Snooki's Pregnant!
And engaged. Oh, dear. Read More »
Snooki Or Wookie?
Snooki photo
What the hell is Snooki wearing on her feet? Read More »
Things "Girls" Got Right
13 things from the "Girls" premiere that seemed universally accurate. Read More »

Q: One of the most talked-about new shows has been Girls. Do you watch that one?
Snooki: No.
Jenni: Never heard of it.

The pop culture zeitgeist just exploded, because “Jersey Shore”‘s Snooki and JWoww admit they’ve never even heard of “Girls.” Take that, Lena Dunham! [NY Mag.com]

Snooki Has Picked A Baby Name And It’s Not “Gorilla Juicehead”

Snooki's Pregnant!
And engaged. Oh, dear. Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
Morning Quickies
Patti Stanger photo
Patti Stanger wants to adopt an American baby boy. Read More »
Evening Quickies
Snooki's Talks Baby Names, Breast Milk
  • Snooki and Jwoww appeared on Elvis Duran’s show on Z100 this morning and, my, they are such nice young ladies when they’re sober. Pregnant Snooki says she doesn’t miss drinking (doubtful), she is not allowed to spray tan, and she’s finally picked a baby name. And it’s actually a lot more normal than I would have expected. [Z100]
  • Kim Kardashian has supposedly served the ex-girlfriend of her ex Kris Humphries with a subpoena to see if Myla Sinanaj will spill any beans that could be useful during her divorce case. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Rielle Hunter’s creepy details about her first night of sex with lothario John Edwards will give you the skeeves. [Radar Online]
  • Joan Rivers won’t stop with the nasty fat-shaming comments about Christina Aguilera’s weight. I’m starting to dislike you very much, Joan. [PopCrush]
  • Sex advice columnists Em & Lo address the age-old “When should I sleep with him?” question. [Em & Lo] Keep reading »

Not Even Pregnant, Engaged Snooki Can Make “Snooki & JWoww” Interesting

Snooki's Pregnant!
And engaged. Oh, dear. Read More »
Partying Pregnant
Snooki photo
Is Snooki marinating her little meatball in vodka sauce? Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
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Hoo boy. Not that I would’ve pegged Snooki as the most meticulous user of birth control, but getting pregnant before/during the filming of her spin-off show, “Snooki & JWoww,” was not her best move. The entire reason anyone watches Snooki do anything is because she’s always had one more Fuzzy Navels than she should have. A pregnant Snooki is a sober Snooki and based on the preview for their show it’s —I hate to say it — a boring Snooki. [MTV.com]

What’s Happening Here: Sean Hayes And JWoww Edition

JWoww Defies Gravity
With her new stick-on bikini collection! Read More »
"Jersey Shore" Sexism
Vinny and Snooki photo
Vinny swears that "Jersey Shore" isn't sexist. Read More »
I Love "Jersey Shore"
A self-proclaimed smart girl on why she loves the Seaside Heights gang. Read More »
Premiere Of Twentieth Century Fox's "The Three Stooges" - Red Carpet

It’s hard to tell if Sean Hayes is simply gesturing to JWoww’s breast or actually prodding it, but either way, the expressions in this photo are pretty priceless. I was a little confused as to why Sean Hayes and JWoww would ever be on a red carpet together in the first place, then I saw that it was a premiere for “The Three Stooges” remake, in which Sean plays Larry and JWoww plays herself. Now I’m even more confused. What do you think is going on here?

Evening Quickies: Is Cancun-Partying Snooki Marinating Her Little Meatball In Vodka Sauce?

Is Snooki Pregnant?
Snooki pregnant photo
Say it ain't so! (And hide the booze!) Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
Morning Quickies
Meghan McCain photo
"Strictly dickly." That's what Meghan McCain called herself in Playboy. Read More »
Snooki photo
  • Pregnant Snooki is partying into the wee hours in Cancun, Mexico, with JWoww. Fortunately a bartender confirmed she’s not marinating her little meatball in vodka sauce: Snooks is only throwing back virgin daiquiris. [Fox News]
  • Chris Brown did something not-awful: he posed with a transgender fan (who I guess doesn’t mind Chris’s homophobic Twitter rants?). [Starpulse]
  • A new NBC sitcom starring a nine-year-old African-American girl is all kinds of WTF in the stereotypes department. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Twenty-five pickup lines for cyclists. “I ride with a helmet” is totally open to interpretation. [Ecosalon] Keep reading »
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