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Not Even Pregnant, Engaged Snooki Can Make “Snooki & JWoww” Interesting

Snooki's Pregnant!
And engaged. Oh, dear. Read More »
Partying Pregnant
Snooki photo
Is Snooki marinating her little meatball in vodka sauce? Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »

Hoo boy. Not that I would’ve pegged Snooki as the most meticulous user of birth control, but getting pregnant before/during the filming of her spin-off show, “Snooki & JWoww,” was not her best move. The entire reason anyone watches Snooki do anything is because she’s always had one more Fuzzy Navels than she should have. A pregnant Snooki is a sober Snooki and based on the preview for their show it’s —I hate to say it — a boring Snooki. [MTV.com]

What’s Happening Here: Sean Hayes And JWoww Edition

JWoww Defies Gravity
With her new stick-on bikini collection! Read More »
"Jersey Shore" Sexism
Vinny and Snooki photo
Vinny swears that "Jersey Shore" isn't sexist. Read More »
I Love "Jersey Shore"
A self-proclaimed smart girl on why she loves the Seaside Heights gang. Read More »

It’s hard to tell if Sean Hayes is simply gesturing to JWoww’s breast or actually prodding it, but either way, the expressions in this photo are pretty priceless. I was a little confused as to why Sean Hayes and JWoww would ever be on a red carpet together in the first place, then I saw that it was a premiere for “The Three Stooges” remake, in which Sean plays Larry and JWoww plays herself. Now I’m even more confused. What do you think is going on here?

Evening Quickies: Is Cancun-Partying Snooki Marinating Her Little Meatball In Vodka Sauce?

Is Snooki Pregnant?
Snooki pregnant photo
Say it ain't so! (And hide the booze!) Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
Morning Quickies
Meghan McCain photo
"Strictly dickly." That's what Meghan McCain called herself in Playboy. Read More »
  • Pregnant Snooki is partying into the wee hours in Cancun, Mexico, with JWoww. Fortunately a bartender confirmed she’s not marinating her little meatball in vodka sauce: Snooks is only throwing back virgin daiquiris. [Fox News]
  • Chris Brown did something not-awful: he posed with a transgender fan (who I guess doesn’t mind Chris’s homophobic Twitter rants?). [Starpulse]
  • A new NBC sitcom starring a nine-year-old African-American girl is all kinds of WTF in the stereotypes department. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Twenty-five pickup lines for cyclists. “I ride with a helmet” is totally open to interpretation. [Ecosalon] Keep reading »

JWoww Defies Gravity & Taste With New Stick-On Bikini Line

Jenni “JWoww” Farley is probably my favorite castmate on “Jersey Shore,” which is kind of like saying, “Chlamydia is my favorite STD.” And yes, expecting class, grace and tastefulness from anyone in the Shore house would would be ridiculous. However, JWoww’s new line of stick-on bikinis is really next level. You know, stick-on bikinis. Because tying a bikini is really too hard. Keep reading »

Hot Links: JWoww’s Fans Unimpressed With Her Maxim Spread, Plus “Shame”-Inspired Sex Positions!

  • Jenni “JWoww” Farley is on the cover of Maxim and some fans are upset that the “Jersey Shore” star looks “plastic.” Um, how did they expect her to look? This is A) Maxim and B) JWoww. [TooFab]
  • Headline of the day: “Florida Shoplifter Caught With Steak, Candles In Pants.” I wonder who he was planning a romantic dinner for? [Huffington Post]
  • Oooh, four sexual positions inspired by the movie “Shame”? Yes, please! Can I also get some to practice them with? No? Boo. [AskMen] Keep reading »

Chloe Sevigny Hates The Hiltons, Loves Snooki And JWoww

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Chloe on Accessories
Fake Chloe takes us through her accessory collection. Read More »

“What’s Paris Hilton’s sister called? Isn’t it Nicky or something? Anyway, she apparently talked to someone about my first collection, and was like, ‘I don’t get it.’ I was like, Good! I’m glad she doesn’t get it. It’s not for her. If Snooki wants to wear my clothes, go for it. I think she’d look a lot better in them ... I have to admit, I do find that JWoww sexy in a really weird way. It’s like that sexy, dirty kind of girl—not dirty, but like a hot mess.”

– File this quote under surprising things we learned about actress/designer Chloe Sevigny. Who knew she’d be a “Jersey Shore” kind of girl? [Bullet]

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore,” After The Violence

When we last left off with “Jersey Shore,” Ronnie and Mike got into a screaming match about Ron’s on-again, off-again girlfriend Sammi and Ronnie beat Mike to a pulp, sending him to the hospital. At least, that’s what it looked like thanks to MTV’s editing. It’s true that Mike and Ronnie — whom I will henceforth refer to as Testoster-Ronnie — had a brawl. But we came to find out in this week’s episode that all is not what it seemed.

Spoilers (and lots of disturbing Ronnie/Sammi abuse) after the jump… Keep reading »

J-Woww Swears She Hasn’t Had Plastic Surgery On Her Face

“People are saying I got cheek implants, my chin shaved down and a nose job. If I got work done, I would be open to talking about it. I didn’t. I lost 15 pounds, and my cheeks have become more defined. I highlight my cheeks instead of putting bronzer on them.”

Jenni “J-Woww” Farley responds to folks who are saying that she must have had some work done to her face between seasons of “Jersey Shore.” I’m inclined to believe her. She is no stranger to the knife, and has been very open about getting fake boobs. However, if ditching the bronzer can make that much of a difference—the product should be outlawed. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore” Bites A Twin Sandwich

Are we surprised the Italians speak better English than the “Jersey Shore” cast does? Last night’s episode brought us new words like “romantical,” “conversating,” “twin sandwich” and of course, “twinning.” Why so much twin-talk? The Situation meets pretty blonde twins at a club — and one of them is a virgin — so naturally they bring these delightful specimens back to the house to smoosh. And true to the twin-theme, this episode had two times the drama: Keep reading »

“Jersey Shore” Star JWoww — Too Skinny?

The cast of “Jersey Shore” was back in action this week on MTV — but one of them looked completely different! JWoww surprised fans of the show with a pretty shocking weight loss and different-looking face during the premiere (above) — and they were vocal about it on Twitter.

One user tweeted “omg jwoww lost alot of weight! she looks weird,” another adding “Yea she looked too small! & her face looked really tight.” Read more… Keep reading »