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Jessica Timberlake? Biel Is Taking Justin’s Last Name

Jessica Biel? Try Jessica Timberlake. “Yes, I’m changing my name” after getting married, Biel tells People. “My professional name will still be the same, but for life, yes, I think it sounds great. I think I really won the jackpot of names.” For people who tried to keep their wedding secret, Biel and Timberlake sure can’t shut up about it. The actress also tells People, “It’s hard to find that one person in the world. Once you find that person, go for it. That kind of commitment is very special.” Read more…

Justin Timberlake Apologizes For That “Homeless Video”

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have wed in Italy. Read More »
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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's first wedding photo revealed! Read More »
Wedding Deets
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake
Fireworks, Andy Samberg and wine. Read More »
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Jessica gets $500K if Justin cheats on her. How romantic! Read More »
  • Justin Timberlake has penned an open letter to apologize for a video made by his friends in which they walked around Los Angeles and asked random homeless people (and other random folks) to wish him and Jessica Biel a happy wedding. In the surprisingly-well-written-for-a-pop-star letter, Justin calls the video “distasteful” and “unsavory” and says he had no knowledge of its existence and “absolutely ZERO contribution to it.” He also says the video was not, as reported, shown at his wedding. “It seems that these days, misconception gets around the world before the actual truth even wakes up and gets it’s [sic] pants on,” he writes, before joking (?) that his friends are being sentenced by him to 100 hours of community service as punishment. [PopCrush]

10 Songs We Wish Justin Timberlake Had Sang Jessica Biel Down The Aisle

Justin's Wedding Pic
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's first wedding photo revealed! Read More »
Justin & Jessica Marry
World yawns. Read More »
Justin As Bon Iver
Justin Timberlake plays Bon Iver to a T. Read More »

By now you’ve probably heard about how Justin Timberlake sang his new bride Jessica Biel down the aisle with a special song. That’s really nice and all, but we think it would have been so much more hilarious if he had sang one of his classic songs instead. After all, Justin and Jessica are total jokesters — a couple of their friends recorded a video featuring homeless people around Los Angeles wishing the couple well — hilarious! So we’ve compiled a list of wedding song alternatives.

Like, for instance: Keep reading »

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel’s First Wedding Photo Revealed!

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Justin and Jessica Biel have reportedly split. Read More »

Hey-o! Justin Timberlake is really excited to be married to Jessica Biel! Here he is jumping for joy on the cover of People magazine, which paid the couple a handsome $300K for the exclusive wedding album (on stands Friday). Now, what do we think of Jessica’s frothy pink dress? I happen to think it’s too pink, though I’m totally a fan of non-white wedding gowns. Also, nice photobomb, Britney! [People]

Fireworks, Andy Samberg, Wine: More Deets On Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel’s Wedding

They're Married!
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have wed in Italy. Read More »
Crazy Prenups
Jessica gets $500K if Justin cheats on her. How romantic! Read More »
JT Tells JB What To Wear
I wouldn't necessarily follow his advice, but... Read More »
  • Celebuzz has more deets on Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s wedding earlier today: they wed in front of 45 guests at the Borgo Engazia in Puglia, Italy, amongst friends like Andy Samberg and Biel’s “7th Heaven” co-star Beverly Mitchell. Guests also enjoyed local wine and a 10-minute fireworks display! [Celebuzz]
  • Here’s the inevitable Mitt Romney “Gangnam Style” spoof. [The FW]
  • The election as understood by a five-year-old. [Cracked]
  • Taylor Swift’s first splurge when she started making money? A Lexus SC430. [PopCrush]
  • Billy Corgan from The Smashing Pumpkins opens up about the various times he’s contemplated suicide. [StupidCelebrities] Keep reading »

Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Get Married, World Emits Collective Sigh Of Boredom

Justin As Bon Iver
Justin Timberlake plays Bon Iver to a T. Read More »
Justin & Jessica Split?
Justin and Jessica Biel have reportedly split. Read More »
Jessica's Bangs Trauma
Ahhhhh, get them off!!! Read More »

So, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married today, and they are both really pretty and talented (okay, he’s really talented, and she’s really pretty). But you know what? We can’t get a boner up for this. They might just be the most dull celeb couple ever. Timberlake called his lady “a really, really, really special person,” which is nice, you know? But also so dispassionate-sounding. I mean, longterm, this probably bodes well for their marriage, but who among us wasn’t secretly hoping that JT would eventually get back together with Britney Spears? Now that’s passion. [People]

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