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Impressive Manipulator Shirley Hornstein Attempts To Photoshop Her Way Into Silicon Valley Success

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Look, I know we’ve all done some crazy things for a job. But nothing tops Shirley Hornstein, an erstwhile, according to her Twitter, “Angel Investor and (dare I say) Entrepreneur” (nice random capitalization there, Shirley). To give herself credibility in the tech industry, Hornstein posted several heavily doctored photos online, showing herself hanging with famous notables, including Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg. On her blog, she boasted of working with tech players like iMeem, Nitro PDF and Dropbox.

And she probably would have gotten away with it, too, had she not boasted of working with the wrong guy. Keep reading »

Check Out Justin Timberlake’s Super Bowl 2013 Party Performance

Justin Timberlake performs his song “Suit & Tie” live for the first time at theDIRECTV Super Saturday Night during the 2013 Super Bowl Weekend on Saturday (February 2) in New Orleans, La.

The 31-year-old entertainer was joined by surprise guest Jay-Z for the performance. Justin also debuted new songs called “Little Pusher Love Girl” and “Bad Girl” at the party. Read more and watch Justin perform…

This Week In Style: Claudia Schiffer Turned Down An Hermès Namesake Bag

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  • Supermodel and Guess girl Claudia Schiffer revealed that Hermès wished to name a signature handbag after her when she was 22… and she turned them down at her agent’s insistence. Regrets, I’ve had a few… [Telegraph]
  • It is entirely possible that Michelle Obama will appear on the cover of Vogue in the coming months — The Washingtonian reported that a team from the mag was spotted “moving cameras into the residence” (i.e. the White House) for a shoot with Annie Leibovitz. [The Cut]
  • Good news for the crusade against animal testing for cosmetics (in the European Union, at least): a ban preventing the import and sale of any animal-tested products or ingredients will go into effect March 11. Your move, America. [WWD]
  • If you don’t think your baby smells enough like a baby already, Dolce & Gabbana is launching a new (totally safe, alcohol-free) perfume intended to enhance the natural smell of newborns. The fragrance, inspired by “the softness of baby skin, the freshness of baby breath, a mother’s sweet hug, [and] the first smile” will contain notes of citrus, honey, and melon. Now I’m hungry. Not for babies. [BuzzFeed]

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Justin Timberlake’s New Single “Suit & Tie” — Featuring Jay-Z — Is Pretty Fly

Finally, Justin Releases New Music!

At midnight last night, Justin Timerlake finally confirmed what he was “ready” for — to release new music, after taking a bajillion year hiatus to “act.” Justin new single, “Suit & Tie,” features Jay-Z, and while my initial reaction was a little meh, I remembered how I felt watching Justin in “The Social Network” just that afternoon, and suddenly became pretty stoked. Seriously though, the single, after a couple passes, is pretty great, and I’m psyched to see what else he has in store. What do you think of “Suit & Tie”?

Justin Timberlake Wants You To Know He’s Ready … For Something

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Ready? For What?

This morning, I told you that Justin Timberlake hinted he would be making a very very very important announcement this afternoon. And he did. He posted this video to YouTube and to his personal website which, like, basically features him talking about people wondering when he’s going to put out a new album and then blah blah blah, something about the creative process, and then: “I’M READY.” For what? He doesn’t say. Instead we’re shown a clock counting down till sometime on Sunday (I’m sorry, I can’t figure out exactly when, I haven’t had lunch yet) when another announcement will be made. So, basically, Justin’s big announcement was that another big announcement will be made on Sunday, presumably about what he’s ready for. If it’s not a new album, and is instead something to do with his involvement in MySpace or another shitty rom-com or a finger in his butt, I will throw a fit. Just saying.

Newlyweds Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Volunteer With Hurricane Sandy Relief

  • Newlyweds Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel returned from their honeymoon and immediately helped with Hurricane Sandy relief efforts in the Rockaways in Queens, NY. [PopCrush]
  • Speaking of Justin, today in bogus celebrity gossip, Justin Bieber supposedly reached out to Justin Timberlake for post-breakup relationship advice. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Anne Hathaway basically starved herself to play Fantine in “Les Miserables” and unfortunately for her, I still don’t want to see that movie. [The Stir]
  • Continuing in the Ryan Gosling birthday reverie, here are his best kisses, on screen and off, not including the ones in my dreaaaaammmmms. [Tres Sugar]
  • The end of any marriage has unique issues — but there are a few things everyone should do when getting divorced. [Modern Man] Keep reading »

Jessica Timberlake? Biel Is Taking Justin’s Last Name

Jessica Biel? Try Jessica Timberlake. “Yes, I’m changing my name” after getting married, Biel tells People. “My professional name will still be the same, but for life, yes, I think it sounds great. I think I really won the jackpot of names.” For people who tried to keep their wedding secret, Biel and Timberlake sure can’t shut up about it. The actress also tells People, “It’s hard to find that one person in the world. Once you find that person, go for it. That kind of commitment is very special.” Read more…

Justin Timberlake Apologizes For That “Homeless Video”

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  • Justin Timberlake has penned an open letter to apologize for a video made by his friends in which they walked around Los Angeles and asked random homeless people (and other random folks) to wish him and Jessica Biel a happy wedding. In the surprisingly-well-written-for-a-pop-star letter, Justin calls the video “distasteful” and “unsavory” and says he had no knowledge of its existence and “absolutely ZERO contribution to it.” He also says the video was not, as reported, shown at his wedding. “It seems that these days, misconception gets around the world before the actual truth even wakes up and gets it’s [sic] pants on,” he writes, before joking (?) that his friends are being sentenced by him to 100 hours of community service as punishment. [PopCrush]

10 Songs We Wish Justin Timberlake Had Sang Jessica Biel Down The Aisle

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By now you’ve probably heard about how Justin Timberlake sang his new bride Jessica Biel down the aisle with a special song. That’s really nice and all, but we think it would have been so much more hilarious if he had sang one of his classic songs instead. After all, Justin and Jessica are total jokesters — a couple of their friends recorded a video featuring homeless people around Los Angeles wishing the couple well — hilarious! So we’ve compiled a list of wedding song alternatives.

Like, for instance: Keep reading »

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel’s First Wedding Photo Revealed!

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Hey-o! Justin Timberlake is really excited to be married to Jessica Biel! Here he is jumping for joy on the cover of People magazine, which paid the couple a handsome $300K for the exclusive wedding album (on stands Friday). Now, what do we think of Jessica’s frothy pink dress? I happen to think it’s too pink, though I’m totally a fan of non-white wedding gowns. Also, nice photobomb, Britney! [People]

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