Splash identified this long-haired fella as Justin Bobby Brescia, the filthy-hot douchebag who romanced Audrina Patridge on “The Hills.” And I downloaded it, planning on posting a quick pic about him and his new girlfriend. But I was duped! This is not Justin Bobby. (The inset is the real Justin Bobby.) Were I not so comatose today, I would have used my noggin and thought, Wait, that can’t be Justin Bobby — he cut his hair and there’s no way its grown out already. This is just some lesser filthy-hot Justin Bobby. A rich man’s Justin Bobby, if you will. Splash, I demand my money back. Keep reading »
The resemblance is uncanny! And people thought Joaquin’s look wouldn’t catch on… [via Alana Joy's Tumblr] Keep reading »
Despite my sometimes strong aversion to “The Hills,” my DVR was totally set for last night’s showdown. Poor Audrina, hasn’t she had enough trouble with “bad boy” Justin Bobby? Now she hears that her best friend hooked up with him? But would Lauren ever touch someone she hates that much? Hmmm. This was going to be a dramafest.
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Last night’s episode of “The Hills” served two purposes — to make us psyched about next week’s big “ZOMG, Justin Bobby and Lauren Conrad hooked up?!” scandal, and to show that Justin Bobby does indeed have a softer side. In the clip above, he surprises Audrina with a gift! A t-shirt! So romantic! And he wants her to wear it “with no bra please, thank you.” Well, that was a step, at least, JB. Anyway, a teaser for next week’s climactic episode, after the jump… Keep reading »
If there was ever any question why Justin Bobby could invoke such loin burning despite an overwhelming douchiness, it was eradicated last night. Returning to The Hills, undoubtedly because his 15 minutes were up, JB made the usual, wink-and-smile sexy impression. God help, Audrina, God help us all! Keep reading »
Justin Bobby, you have since cut your hair, and you haven’t made an appearance on the bonus episode of The Hills (but by the look of next week’s preview, you will be!), but don’t think we have forgotten your dumb hotness. It’s especially hard to forget you when you pop up in The New York Times. It seems you are now modeling in ads for the Orthodox men’s clothing line. The other models look just as dumb, but don’t worry, they are nowhere near as hot as you. The perfect combo of Johnny Depp, Eddie Vedder, and the gross director of Brown Bunny is one in a million. [NY Times: The Moment Blog] Keep reading »