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Quickies: Mel Gibson Uses Slur … Again & Justin Bieber Plans To “Stay Pure”

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Hackers Send Justin Bieber Fans To Porn Sites

Justin Bieber and his fans had a rough Independence Day. Hackers set out to destroy the little guy with the lesbian fringe. Yesterday, these anti-Bieberites rigged YouTube clips of the little songster so that when ‘tween fans clicked on them, they would be redirected to porno sites. Noooo! Next, came a hoax—a pop-up announcement that Biebs had died in a car crash. I don’t even want to know what that ‘tween riot would have looked like had the awful news been true. Suspected of this Bieber-tage are the 4chan crew, the hackers responsible for spreading the “Justin Bieber has syphilis” rumor last month. Oh, come on. Pick on someone your own size! [NY Post] Keep reading »

Justin Bieber’s Mom Offered A Playboy Spread

Justin Bieber‘s parents had him young—when his mom, Pattie Mallette, was 18 and his dad, Jeremy Bieber, was 21. Justin was raised by Pattie—she’s the one who posted the video that launched his career on YouTube. Now, Playboy is giving Pattie her own shot at fame. They are reportedly offering her $50,000 to appear topless in a spread. Do we think she’ll do it? And shall we start placing wagers on what the headline will be? Twenty bucks says it’s “Bieber Fever.”

Meanwhile, Justin recently opened up to Seventeen magazine about his dad. Keep reading »

Cops Called To Bust Justin Bieber For Drinking, But Find He’s A She Instead

Apparently, Bieber Fever and the existence of Biebans is confusing the police. Last week, law enforcement in a Maryland town received a call from a patron at the Mug and Mallet bar saying that Justin Bieber was at the establishment and being served drinks. With word that the 16-year-old Beebs was boozing, the cops cruised over and began searching the bar for “an underage drinker with a bowl haircut and a tiny frame.” When police located the drinker who matched the description, it turned out to be a 27-year-old woman named Katie. The cops mustn’t keep up with the latest issues of Tiger Beat, because they couldn’t tell Katie wasn’t the singing sensation. She said that the police wouldn’t leave until she took out her ID to prove that she and Bieber are not the same person, or even the same sex. I guess it’s a compliment to be mistaken for someone 11 years younger than you, but this also may be a sign that it is time to change your haircut. Regardless, Katie seemed cool with the misunderstanding. She says she gets mistaken for Bieber all the time. Maybe she could become an impersonator? [TMZ] Keep reading »

Lesbians Embrace Justin Bieber And Dub Themselves “Biebians”

Justin Bieber fever is spreading at an even more rapid pace than we thought. We’ve already told you about the site “Lesbians that Look like Justin Bieber,” but now this collection of photos is turning into a way of life. Lesbians across the world who have “accepted” their similarity to the teen singing sensation have taken on a title to prove it, calling themselves “Biebians.” The moniker is starting to expand, inspiring a series of bar nights that are meant to bring “Biebians” together to celebrate their beautiful hair and mutual love for the chipmunk-esque tween pop star. Who knew that the mediocre melodies of a 16-year-old could bring so many like-minded ladies together? Let’s just hope this new nickname doesn’t become the next “cougar,” though I might be interested in a show called “Biebian Town.” [Vulture] Keep reading »

Justin Bieber A Frequent F-Bomber?

Alright, who taught Justin Bieber curse words? The floor manager of “Sunrise,” an Australian talk show, is claiming that while he was showing the Bieb his performance space, Justin whipped around and yelled, “don’t ever f**king touch me again.” The outburst seemed hugely out of character for the squeaky clean pop singer who has always reminded us of a Muppet baby. But, apparently, one of Bieber’s peeps told the manager not to take it personally as Justin drops f-bombs in outbursts “all the time.” Now, a British radio DJ is backing up the story and saying that after he asked Bieber a question about his new tattoo, Justin stood up, flipped him off, and stormed out of the room. [NY Daily News]

Could all this be true? It certainly would not be the first time that a teen superstar thoroughly surprised us by doing something completely outside the bounds of their nice-as-pie public persona. Our favorite moments after the jump. Keep reading »

Who Is The Next Justin Bieber?

Just three minutes ago (in pop culture time), Justin Bieber was just a wee Canadian boy with a YouTube channel, floppy hair, and a dream of becoming a superstar. When he first arrived on the music scene, critics were dubbing him the next Michael Jackson (huh?) or Justin Timberlake. Now he’s causing tween riots riots around the world, making 3-year-olds cry, and performing with the likes of Usher. Katy Perry and cougars everywhere want to bonk him; Kim Kardashian wants to set him up with her little sis; lesbians everywhere are rushing out to get his haircut; and every up-and-coming pre-pubescent boy wants to be the next him. After the jump, two young chaps who are being dubbed the next J-Bieb. Does this mean his three minutes are about to end? Keep reading »

Quotable: M.I.A. Is TOTALLY A Justin Bieber Fan

“If I’m honest, I find the new Justin Bieber video… more of an assault to my eyes and senses than what I’ve made.”

M.I.A., the Sri Lanken rapper behind my 2008 jam, “Paper Planes,” on Justin Bieber’s video for (probably, since she wasn’t specific) “One Time.” M.I.A. recently caused controversy with the video for her song “Born Free,” because of its overt violence and nudity. You know what’s more of an assault to my eyes than either of those videos? The Bieb’s hair. [Zeitgeisty Report] Keep reading »

Justin Bieber’s Most Wooden Performance


This ventriloquist has got a case of Justin Bieber Fever thanks to Everything Is Terrible. The rosy cheeks! Those bangs! That track! It’s the best art imitating life imitating art we’ve ever seen. And I bet it’ll make all the girlies like me scream, “I heart you JB!” Keep reading »

Quickies: The Next Susan Boyle, Taylor Momsen Swears On TV & Justin Bieber Takes Over Oprah

  • Is this woman the next Susan Boyle? [CNN]
  • Beyonce’s House of Dereon brand is expanding into home decor, starting with a line of bedding! Now you can stay warm at night with Sasha Fierce! [Luxist]
  • Silly Taylor Momsen. The oh-so-punk-rock “Gossip Girl” star swore on a British morning show. [Huffington Post]

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