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Lesbians Embrace Justin Bieber And Dub Themselves “Biebians”

Justin Bieber fever is spreading at an even more rapid pace than we thought. We’ve already told you about the site “Lesbians that Look like Justin Bieber,” but now this collection of photos is turning into a way of life. Lesbians across the world who have “accepted” their similarity to the teen singing sensation have taken on a title to prove it, calling themselves “Biebians.” The moniker is starting to expand, inspiring a series of bar nights that are meant to bring “Biebians” together to celebrate their beautiful hair and mutual love for the chipmunk-esque tween pop star. Who knew that the mediocre melodies of a 16-year-old could bring so many like-minded ladies together? Let’s just hope this new nickname doesn’t become the next “cougar,” though I might be interested in a show called “Biebian Town.” [Vulture] Keep reading »

Justin Bieber A Frequent F-Bomber?

Alright, who taught Justin Bieber curse words? The floor manager of “Sunrise,” an Australian talk show, is claiming that while he was showing the Bieb his performance space, Justin whipped around and yelled, “don’t ever f**king touch me again.” The outburst seemed hugely out of character for the squeaky clean pop singer who has always reminded us of a Muppet baby. But, apparently, one of Bieber’s peeps told the manager not to take it personally as Justin drops f-bombs in outbursts “all the time.” Now, a British radio DJ is backing up the story and saying that after he asked Bieber a question about his new tattoo, Justin stood up, flipped him off, and stormed out of the room. [NY Daily News]

Could all this be true? It certainly would not be the first time that a teen superstar thoroughly surprised us by doing something completely outside the bounds of their nice-as-pie public persona. Our favorite moments after the jump. Keep reading »

Who Is The Next Justin Bieber?

Just three minutes ago (in pop culture time), Justin Bieber was just a wee Canadian boy with a YouTube channel, floppy hair, and a dream of becoming a superstar. When he first arrived on the music scene, critics were dubbing him the next Michael Jackson (huh?) or Justin Timberlake. Now he’s causing tween riots riots around the world, making 3-year-olds cry, and performing with the likes of Usher. Katy Perry and cougars everywhere want to bonk him; Kim Kardashian wants to set him up with her little sis; lesbians everywhere are rushing out to get his haircut; and every up-and-coming pre-pubescent boy wants to be the next him. After the jump, two young chaps who are being dubbed the next J-Bieb. Does this mean his three minutes are about to end? Keep reading »

Quotable: M.I.A. Is TOTALLY A Justin Bieber Fan

“If I’m honest, I find the new Justin Bieber video… more of an assault to my eyes and senses than what I’ve made.”

M.I.A., the Sri Lanken rapper behind my 2008 jam, “Paper Planes,” on Justin Bieber’s video for (probably, since she wasn’t specific) “One Time.” M.I.A. recently caused controversy with the video for her song “Born Free,” because of its overt violence and nudity. You know what’s more of an assault to my eyes than either of those videos? The Bieb’s hair. [Zeitgeisty Report] Keep reading »

Justin Bieber’s Most Wooden Performance


This ventriloquist has got a case of Justin Bieber Fever thanks to Everything Is Terrible. The rosy cheeks! Those bangs! That track! It’s the best art imitating life imitating art we’ve ever seen. And I bet it’ll make all the girlies like me scream, “I heart you JB!” Keep reading »

Quickies: The Next Susan Boyle, Taylor Momsen Swears On TV & Justin Bieber Takes Over Oprah

  • Is this woman the next Susan Boyle? [CNN]
  • Beyonce’s House of Dereon brand is expanding into home decor, starting with a line of bedding! Now you can stay warm at night with Sasha Fierce! [Luxist]
  • Silly Taylor Momsen. The oh-so-punk-rock “Gossip Girl” star swore on a British morning show. [Huffington Post]

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Proven Fact: Justin Bieber Inspires Violence

I haven’t quite figured out what it is about that little Bieber boy that causes his fans to turn into violent psychos. Yes, he “looks” like a lesbian with his perfectly coiffed hair that falls effortlessly over one eye, but is he really riot-worthy? Last night in New Zealand, a mob of tweens greeted him at the airport by stealing his hat and bulldozing his poor mother to the ground. Come on, kids. He can’t be that boink-able. [Huffington Post]

After the jump, some more violent Bieber incidents. Keep reading »

Are You Old Enough To Bonk Justin Bieber?

Not sure if you’re young enough for 16-year-old teen heartthrob Justin Bieber? The so, so wrong site In-N-Out Bieber is a handy-dandy service that figures out if your Bieber dreams are legal. I’m good to go in Alabama, Kentucky, or Oklahoma — but in New York, I’ve still got 304 days, 12 hours and 44 minutes to wait. (Sorry to disappoint you, Justin, but that stupid haircut doesn’t do it for me.)

Are you too old for Bieber, too? Cheer up: you might not be too old for Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber! [In-N-Out Bieber] Keep reading »

Justin Bieber Wants Barbara Walters

How is it that “cougar” has become such normal terminology, and meanwhile there’s no compact way to describe a younger dude who likes his women on the mature side? Well, whatever that word may be, Justin Bieber sure seems to be one. When he appeared on “The View” yesterday, he was asked, “What kind of girls are you into?” He looked a little thrown off for a second and then replied, “You know I’m into people like … uh … Barbara Walters.” Barbara looked a little shocked. “That may be the loveliest untruth I have ever heard,” she said. Here’s hoping Barbara never interviews him one-on-one. Babs has a way of flirting with her interview subjects, and I can’t imagine how awkward it would be if a 16-year-old were returning her suggestive glances. Keep reading »

Funny Blog Alert: Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber

I will admit that I really didn’t know who Justin Bieber was until recently. I guess that’s a good thing since I am no longer 11. Apparently this tween heartthrob has been taking his style cues from the lovely lesbian ladies of this country. A new blog, Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber, is calling him out on his blatant style biting. From his haircut to his hoodies, they’ve got Justin’s number. For example, have you ever noticed how Justin Bieber bears an uncanny resemblance to Kim Stolz from “America’s Next Top Model”? After the jump, see some more of the incriminating evidence. [Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber] Keep reading »