Posts tagged "justin bieber"

Hackers Send Justin Bieber Fans To Porn Sites

Justin Bieber and his fans had a rough Independence Day. Hackers set out to destroy the little guy with the lesbian fringe. Yesterday, these anti-Bieberites rigged YouTube clips of the little songster so that when ‘tween fans clicked on them, they would be redirected to porno sites. Noooo! Next, came a hoax—a pop-up announcement that…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 6, 2010

Justin Bieber’s Mom Offered A Playboy Spread

Justin Bieber’s parents had him young—when his mom, Pattie Mallette, was 18 and his dad, Jeremy Bieber, was 21. Justin was raised by Pattie—she’s the one who posted the video that launched his career on YouTube. Now, Playboy is giving Pattie her own shot at fame. They are reportedly offering her $50,000 to appear tople…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / June 25, 2010

Cops Called To Bust Justin Bieber For Drinking, But Find He’s A She Instead

Apparently, Bieber Fever and the existence of Biebans is confusing the police. Last week, law enforcement in a Maryland town received a call from a patron at the Mug and Mallet bar saying that Justin Bieber was at the establishment and being served drinks. With word that the 16-year-old Beebs was boozing, the cops cruised…

By: Kelli Bender / June 17, 2010

Lesbians Embrace Justin Bieber And Dub Themselves “Biebians”

Justin Bieber fever is spreading at an even more rapid pace than we thought. We’ve already told you about the site “Lesbians that Look like Justin Bieber,” but now this collection of photos is turning into a way of life. Lesbians across the world who have “accepted” their similarity to the teen singing sensation have…

By: Kelli Bender / June 7, 2010

Justin Bieber A Frequent F-Bomber?

Alright, who taught Justin Bieber curse words? The floor manager of “Sunrise,” an Australian talk show, is claiming that while he was showing the Bieb his performance space, Justin whipped around and yelled, “don’t ever f**king touch me again.” The outburst seemed hugely out of character for the squeaky clean pop singer who has alway…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / May 31, 2010

Who Is The Next Justin Bieber?

Just three minutes ago (in pop culture time), Justin Bieber was just a wee Canadian boy with a YouTube channel, floppy hair, and a dream of becoming a superstar. When he first arrived on the music scene, critics were dubbing him the next Michael Jackson (huh?) or Justin Timberlake. Now he’s causing tween riots riots

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 18, 2010

Quotable: M.I.A. Is TOTALLY A Justin Bieber Fan

“If I’m honest, I find the new Justin Bieber video… more of an assault to my eyes and senses than what I’ve made.”M.I.A., the Sri Lanken rapper behind my 2008 jam, “Paper Planes,” on Justin Bieber’s video for (probably, since she wasn’t specific) “One Time.” M.I.A. recently caused controversy with the video for her…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 12, 2010

Justin Bieber’s Most Wooden Performance

This ventriloquist has got a case of Justin Bieber Fever thanks to Everything Is Terrible. The rosy cheeks! Those bangs! That track! It’s the best art imitating life imitating art we’ve ever seen. And I bet it’ll make all the girlies like me scream, “I heart you JB!”…

By: Simcha / May 12, 2010

Quickies: The Next Susan Boyle, Taylor Momsen Swears On TV & Justin Bieber Takes Over Oprah

Is this woman the next Susan Boyle? [CNN]
Beyonce’s House of Dereon brand is expanding into home decor, starting with a line of bedding! Now you can stay warm at night with Sasha Fierce! [Luxist]
Silly Taylor Momsen. The oh-so-punk-rock “Gossip Girl” star swore on a British morning show. [Huffington Post]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 11, 2010

Proven Fact: Justin Bieber Inspires Violence

I haven’t quite figured out what it is about that little Bieber boy that causes his fans to turn into violent psychos. Yes, he “looks” like a lesbian with his perfectly coiffed hair that falls effortlessly over one eye, but is he really riot-worthy? Last night in New Zealand, a mob of tweens greeted him…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 28, 2010

Are You Old Enough To Bonk Justin Bieber?

Not sure if you’re young enough for 16-year-old teen heartthrob Justin Bieber? The so, so wrong site In-N-Out Bieber is a handy-dandy service that figures out if your Bieber dreams are legal. I’m good to go in Alabama, Kentucky, or Oklahoma — but in New York, I’ve still got 304 days, 12 hours and 44…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 26, 2010

Justin Bieber Wants Barbara Walters

How is it that “cougar” has become such normal terminology, and meanwhile there’s no compact way to describe a younger dude who likes his women on the mature side? Well, whatever that word may be, Justin Bieber sure seems to be one. When he appeared on “The View” yesterday, he was asked, “What…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / March 23, 2010

Funny Blog Alert: Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber

I will admit that I really didn’t know who Justin Bieber was until recently. I guess that’s a good thing since I am no longer 11. Apparently this tween heartthrob has been taking his style cues from the lovely lesbian ladies of this country. A new blog, Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber, is calling…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 10, 2010

Justin Bieber Makes A 3-Year-Old’s Day/Life

Because we are not girls under the age of 12, it’s hard for us to wrap our heads around the insanity known as Bieber Fever. As a friend recently pointed out, “between the bowl cut, his last name and his weird head tick, he kind of reminds me of a Muppet baby.” True, but…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / March 3, 2010

‘Tweens Behaving Badly

Even if ‘tweens totally terrify you, you must show them some love for what they consistently do well—they bring the mother-effing ruckus. No matter what year, no matter what conditions, no matter what cute boy is involved, ‘tweens are kind of like cockroaches. Nothing on earth can keep them from causing a hysterical scene…

By: Ami Angelowicz / November 23, 2009
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