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5 Potential Career Moves For Justin Bieber’s Monkey

Maybe you’ve heard that as Justin Bieber continues his weird worldwide meltdown, he left some monkey collateral damage in his wake? Bieber’s monkey was seized by German customs officials on Thursday after the singer failed to produce necessary customs documents. Mally, the wee capuchin monkey, is just 14 weeks old — too young, say experts, to be separated from her mother. But now she’s been seized by officials and is currently being kept in quarantine. Biebs has four weeks to come back and pick her up.

But what should Mally do if Bieber fails to show (which, given his track record with animals, is kind of likely)? Never fear, sweet monkey, we’ve got some options for you! Keep reading »

Be My BF: Monkey Man
This dude moves like a monkey, Watch »
Drunk Monkeys
These monkeys are alcoholics. Watch »
Ikea Monkey
Monkey in a tiny coat found wandering the IKEA parking lot. Read More »

Justin Bieber Accused Of Battery Against A Neighbor

Bieber's Freak Out
Justin Bieber flips out, threatens to beat up a photographer. Read More »
Justin's Gas Mask
Why is Justin Bieber walking around in a gas mask? Read More »
Late To His Concert
Justin Bieber concert
Justin Bieber arrived two hours late to his own concert. Read More »
  • The Justin Bieber meltdown continues: a male neighbor and the slowly-unraveling pop star had a “verbal altercation” yesterday because he was racing a Ferrari up and down the street. He’s now been accused of battery by the neighbor but TMZ’s sources say he never touched the guy. Sigh.  [TMZCelebitchy]
  • Hayden Panettiere is secretly engaged to her giant of a boyfriend, Ukrainian boxer Wladimir Klitschko. Reminder: she is 5-foot-2 and he is 6-foot-6. Those are going to be some awkward wedding photos. [US Weekly]
  • Rachel McAdams has supposedly been calling up Ryan Gosling and “using him as a shoulder to cry on” after her split with Michael Sheen. Scandale! [Hollyscoop]
  • Ugh, J.Lo, why are you hanging out with Chris Brown? Why, why, why? [World Of Wonder] Keep reading »

Selena Gomez And David Letterman Have Both Made Justin Bieber Cry

Selena And Bieber Split
Selena Gomez
Young love is dead, whatever whatever. Read More »
Bieber's Freak Out
Justin Bieber flips out, threatens to beat up a photographer. Read More »
Well Played: Selena
Teenybopper no more. Read More »
Sad Bieber Fist Bump!
"Well, that makes two of us."

During Selena Gomez’s appearance on “The Late Show With David Letterman” last night, the topic of Selena’s ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber inevitably came up. Letterman’s Bieber hate is well-documented, and he mentioned the brutal interview last year during which he’d made Bieber cry. As the audience laughed, Gomez paused for a second and then said, “Well then, that makes two of us.” A triumphant fist bump ensued, and a “We Made The Biebs Cry” club was officially formed. Hopefully Selena has put extra security in place today, because the Beliebers are not going to like this. [YouTube via Opposing Views]

What We Missed: Sexy Language Barriers, Going Bare-Faced & Bieber’s Dead Hamster Trends On Twitter

"We Got Down To Basics, Tout Suite!"
Last Week's Episode
Talkin' Mercury, manicures and Miley! Watch »

I’m baaaaaack! Did you miss me? In this week’s episode of What We Missed, I break out my Google Translation app in order to discuss the perks of having a major language barrier when romancing someone. For example, you’re forced to really listen to each other. Also, we reflect on the death of Justin Bieber’s hamster, mostly to mourn the downfall of society that such a thing is even a Twitter trending topic and to rail against people (celebs and commoners alike) who adopt/buy animals when they’re not fully prepared to care for them. (Also, I reveal my own crazy super fan past!) And lastly, we chat about recent stats about when women finally go makeup-free in front of new boyfriends. Personally, I go barefaced pretty early, but totally sneak out of bed in the morning to brush my teeth before he wakes up. I put off exposing him to my morning breath for as long as possible! Watch the episode above and share your thoughts on all these stories in the comments!

Justin Bieber Blames His Breakdown On The Gym

  • Justin Bieber is not having a breakdown, he’s just been hitting the gym too hard. Yeah. I hate when I work out too much and find myself completely spiraling out of control. That’s the worst. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • It’s only March, but there are already so many celebrity escandalos! Make sure you’re up on them. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Victoria Beckham’s days of looking like an Oompa Loompa are over. [Huffington Post Style] Keep reading »

Justin Bieber Cancels Show In Portugal

Justin Attacks Paps
Justin Bieber lost it on a paparazzo. Read More »
Justin's Gas Mask
Why is Justin Bieber walking around in a gas mask? Read More »
Late To His Concert
Justin Bieber concert
Justin Bieber arrived two hours late to his own concert. Read More »
Catfight?
Who else would really like to see a Justin Bieber/Back Keys catfight? Read More »
  • The Justin Bieber Meltdown continues: he cancelled a show tomorrow night in Portugal due to “unforeseen circumstances.” Last week the Biebs lost it on paparazzi and showed up two hours late to his own concert in London. It might be time for a vacation (or rehab, or whatever it is celebrities call it). [MTV News]
  • Meanwhile, his ex Selena Gomez and her girl friends posted a video on YouTube dancing to the song “Everybody Knows (Your Boyfriend Is A Douchebag).” Harsh.  [TMZ]
  • The Amanda Bynes Meltdown also continues, this time with blonde wigs. [Dlisted]
  • Adele’s supposedly been booked 10 months in advance for Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday bash. [Black Book Mag]
  • Elle Macpherson is engaged to her billionaire boyfriend Jeffrey Soffer. Damn. Another billionaire off the market.  [US Weekly] Keep reading »
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