This baby is so over Justin Bieber. This baby (who is actually Justin Bieber’s baby brother Jaxon) totally doesn’t care that he’s at the MuchMusic Video Awards, and is like, “Where is my martini and my sunglasses, whatever.” He’s like, “Ladies, will you quit with the screaming, puhlease? It’s so passe.” Bieber baby don’t care.
Hey, Justin Bieber, you don’t know me, but it’s pretty clear that this girl needs to win your weird little “Girlfriend” contest. You know, the contest where you make “fans” (and this girl) create a heteronormative version of your song”Boyfriend” in the hopes that their versions will appear on your upcoming NBC special. If we had any say, she’d totally win for getting the general tone and message, but we don’t. So instead, we’ll say kudos to her for not being some weird Bieber drone. I hope the Beliebers don’t try to murder her in her sleep! [Reddit]
Justin Bieber left a London radio station this morning wearing something called a “skull mask.” Maybe I am old, but is this a thing people wear for real? I thought face coverings were just for Michael Jackson and bird flu outbreaks. (Image via Fame/Flynet)
More bad news for Justin Bieber: He knocked himself out after crashing into a glass wall in Paris. The singer walked headlong into the wall shortly before his last number at a private performance in an undisclosed highrise in the city. “It really hurt, and I felt light-headed, but my adrenaline pushed me through it” to finish the performance, he told TMZ. But the Biebs passed out cold for several seconds when he went backstage, and he was “unresponsive” for longer, he said. Read more …
Justin Bieber may have a baby face and appeal to the tween set, but that doesn’t mean he should be trifled with. The singer got into a scuffle with an aggressive paparazzo yesterday that resulted in an ambulance being called (to treat the pap) and Justin losing his shoe and hat. Girlfriend Selena Gomez arrived on the scene to aid Justin in his hour of need. Neither looks very happy about it.
Bieber’s got a lot of fierce competition in the paparazzi brawl department. After the jump are some of our favorite kerfuffles!
Maybe you love Andy Samberg and co.’s weekly “Saturday Night Live” Digital Shorts. Maybe you don’t. Either way, you have gotta watch this clip if only to catch Jon Hamm thrusting his pelvis in Justin Bieber’s teenage face.
Confession: I am seriously, seriously obsessed with Justin Bieber’s song “Boyfriend.” It is Justin Timberlake-lite, but considering JT is so serious about “acting” now, JB will have to do. And now there’s a music video! Truthfully, I was feeling a little uncomfortable watching him trying to be sexy, because he is so young and really too pretty for my tastes, but then I started imagining that Justin is actually Justine, a lesbian, and it somehow made it a little better. Plus, Justin’s got sweet moves. Don’t judge me!